Alternative crushing
Chell shot a portal under the excursion funnel and one on the wall and floated through it. Her destination was the platform on the other side of the deadly pit.
"Holmes vs. Moriarty." Wheatley said when she got in the funnel. "Aristotle vs. Mashy Spike Plate!" Chell was by the platform when a crusher started to come out of the wall beside her. A panel began to slide underneath it. She quickly shot her portal on that and missed being smashed.
The crusher lowered and repeatedly tried smashing her. It missed her by very little every time. Other things started falling into the funnel and pulling it toward Chell. She reached the wall on one side.
Chell always hated having to get out of one of those funnels. They continuously pulled you back in as you tried to get out. The large pieces of the facility were right in front of her. She tried to fire her portal that held the funnel up on part of the panel. Everything smashed into her. It killed her, mashed the potato, and crushed the gun.
"Yes, I did it! I did it!" Wheatley exclaimed when he saw blood from his newly installed monitor. The building began to shake. Not noticing all the protocols when he took over did have their effect. And their full effect would destroy the entire facility fairly soon.
Authors Note: My 7 year old brother gave me this idea the other day while he watched me play through the game. He also told me I should write one where Wheatley becomes a zombie and kills Chell. I don't think I will be writing that.