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I'm pretty sure Microsoft Word hates me for all the spelling errors Ebony's made. So to make it happy, here's a special message to my precious laptop: I love you, lappitytop! Teehee. Enjoy~!
Chapter 2.
AN: Fangz WHAT DID I SAY? 2 bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da chapta! BTW preps stop flaming ma story ok! Nice try, but no. And I'm really not sorry.
Oh, how clever! You thought your Born Again Christian readers/flaming preps wouldn't notice your little reference to Satanism! Guess what? They did. Hehhehheh. Flaming preps.
The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. THE APOCALYPSE IS STILL NIGH! I opened the door of my coffin Omg ur liek sooo goffik. and drank some blood SOOOOOO goffik. from a bottle I had. Who keeps bottles of blood at hand? My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. Omg pink is sooooo not goffik. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Fangirl~! Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears If you're putting in earrings, of course they're pierced. IDIOT. , and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.
My friend, Willow (AN: Raven dis is u!) Good to know. woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. Beautiful coordination! I wanna be a coordinated slut like Willow when I grow up! She put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)
"OMFG, I saw you talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday!" she said excitedly.
"Yeah? So?" I said, blushing. OMFG, who cares?
"Do you like Draco?" she asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall.
"No I so fucking don't!" I shouted.
"Yeah right!" she exclaimed. Just then, Draco walked up to me. Oh, for the love of god, WALK AWAY DRAKY!
"Hi." he said.
"Hi." I replied flirtily. Oh, you soooo don't like Draco.
"Guess what." he said. I hate to be a grammar nazi, but shouldn't there be a question mark? "Guess what" is a question, not a statement. Jesus, can someone bring her back to her 2nd grade teacher so she can learn all about the wonders of the English language?
"What?" I asked.
"Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade." he told me. What the bloody fucking hell is a muggle band doing in Hogsmeade?
"Oh. My. Fucking. God!" I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR. Anyone else notice that she's never told us who MCR actually is? I mean, I know who they are, but still. What if there's another MCR out there?
"Well…. do you want to go with me?" he asked.
I gasped. Yeah, not very gasp-worthy. Well, I guess the Slytherin Ice Prince, sex god that he is, did just ask you on a date, but just say yes and go back to explaining your outfits at length and being "goffik."