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Chapter 3.
AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK! "Flamming" isn't a word, Tara. odderwize fangs 2 da goffik ppl 4 da good reveiws! Thanks, idiot friend of Tara who created multiple accounts to give her good "reveiws!" FANGS AGEN RAVEN! oh yeah, BTW I don't own dis or da lyrics 4 Good Chralotte. She loves em so much, she doesn't even spell their name right.
Where's the "666"'s? They were my buddies!
On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather minidress with all this corset stuff on the back and front. And blah blah blah *singing* I'm a little Mary Sue, anorexic and loud! My boobs are head sized and I'm goffik and proud! I put on matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. Woah woah woah WHAT? I read a depressing book I bet you're reading Twilight. while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC. Of course. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black lipstick. I didn't put on foundation because I was pale anyway. …but you put some on last chapter! I mean – I don't – my head hurts. I drank some human blood Again with the blood? so I was ready to go to the concert.
I went outside. Draco was waiting there in front of his flying car. What. The. Fuck? He was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt (they would play at the show too), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!). A. That's not OOC AT ALL and B. Aww look at the pretty girl with the make up!
"Hi Draco!" I said in a depressed voice. That doesn't sound very depressed to me.
"Hi Ebony." he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz You could've just apparated there. Wait, where the hell did he get the space to store a CAR? (the license plate said 666 Of course. ) and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson. LEAVE. MR. MANSON. ALONE! We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. Methinks you mean pot. You can't smoke, I dunno, heroin or drugs like that. Can we get this girl in a drug ed course? When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Charlotte. You can't really mosh to Good Charlotte. Oh hey, you spelled their name right this time!
"You come in cold, you're covered in blood Eeeeew.
They're all so happy you've arrived
The doctor cuts your cord, hands you to your mom
She sets you free into this life." sang Joel (I don't own da lyrics 2 dat song). I didn't think you did. For starters, you can't write or spell as well as whoever posted the lyrics on the site you pulled em from.
"Joel is so fucking hot." I said to Draco, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club There are clubs in Hogsmeade? Damn, I forgot how much them Hogwarts students like to party! with his amazing voice.
Suddenly Draco looked sad. Sad Draco is sad and sexy.
"What's wrong?" I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on. So smart.
"Hey, it's ok I don't like him better than YOU!" I said. By all means, do like him better than Draco.
"Really?" asked Draco sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective. Never describe someone's actions with "all [insert whatever here]" or I'll maim you. And Ebony, get your bitch ass away from Draco!
"Really." I said. "Besides I don't even know Joel and he's going out with Hilary fucking Duff. I fucking hate that little bitch." I said disgustedly, thinking of her ugly blonde face. If you hate her so much, stop thinking of her face.
The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Draco. After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Benji and Joel for their autographs and photos with them. Poor Benji and Joel. We got GC concert tees. Draco and I crawled back into the Mercedes-Benz, but Draco didn't go back into Hogwarts You think he'd be dying to leave., instead he drove the car into… I love you, unnecessary periods/ellipses! the Forbidden Forest! Isn't that place, you know, forbidden? Oooooooh, you're gonna get in trouble!