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I'm sick, so I may update a couple of chapters. Think of it as an early birthday present.

Enjoy! ^-^

Chapter 5.

AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache Wait, what? Ok No, not okay! At all! an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! Oh my fucking god, Tara? Take your "story" and paste it into Microsoft Word. You see that little book at the bottom of your screen with the red X through it? That's telling you that there's a spelling error, or many spelling errors, in your case. FIX THEM. PS im nut updating THANK YOU! umtil I get five good revoiws! Pssh. That's not happening.

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Dumbledore made and Draco and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.

"You ludacris fools!" he shouted. …BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. You should go see a doctor about that. Draco comforted me. Stop that, Draco. When we went back to the castle Dumbledore took us to Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall who were both looking very angry. Of course they are. Would you be happy if you were woken up in the middle of the night – I assume this concert's not over early – to deal with a Mary Sue?

"They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!" he yelled in a furious voice.

"Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces WIN. ?" asked Professor McGonagall.

"How dare you?" demanded Professor Snape.

And then Draco shrieked. "BECAUSE I LOVE HER!" I dunno whether to laugh or cry, so I'ma laugh. !

Everyone was quiet. Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall still looked mad but Professor Snape said. "Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms." THAT'S not OOC AT ALL!

Draco and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us.

"Are you okay, Ebony?" Draco asked me gently.

"Yeah I guess." I lied. Ooooh, look at the rebel! You're such a rebel, lying to people all the time. I went to the girl's dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels. I've got two statements for this:
1. I don't know about anyone else, but when I sleep, I wear sweatpants and a t-shirt.
2. Where's she going in her dreams that she needs to look fancy?When I came out…. Oh god, stop with the ellipses.

Draco was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing Draco only sings in AVPM/AVPS! 'I just wanna live' by Good Charlotte. I was so flattered, even though he wasn't supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room. And we're all glad he did.