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Chapter 7. Bring me 2 life OH MY GOD NO. Okay, here's the thing, I love Evanescence. Love love love love love them. I can get over the fact that this whole story is named after one of their songs – I honestly don't like "My Immortal" that much anyway – but when yet another part of this shitty excuse for fanfiction is named after an Evanescence song, I start to get pissed off.

AN: wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviuws. I highly doubt that god reviewed you. n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons! Psssssshhhh. That's NEVER gonna happen. STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U! Evony Ebony, Enoby, Mary Sue, damn. This girl's got a lot of names. isn't a Marie Sue I better go add Marie Sue to that list. ok she isn't perfect SHES A SATANITS! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! n she has problemz shes depressed 4 godz sake! Depression is one of the signs of Mary Sue-ism.

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Draco and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. Aww. They got their nails done together! Kawaiiest kuple evar guiz!111 I was wearing red Satanist sings on my nails in red nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?). Your nail polish changed color? Then yes, it's very Mary Sueish! I waved to Vampire. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. …Contacts. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Draco. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Draco. We went into his room and locked the door. Then… Oh god.

We started frenching passively The sad thing is I can picture them calmly making out. Wow. and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. Woah. Mood swings. He felt me up before I took of my top. He already took "of" your clothes. Then I took off my black leather bra That sounds uncomfortable. Especially if it gets wet. Wet leather sticks to your skin and its reeeally uncomfortable. and he took off his pants. Oh Jesus Christ. We went on the bed and started making out naked *gags* and then he put his boy's thingy in mine You have a boy thingy? I thought only boys had those. and we HAD SEX. No need to shout! (c is dat stupid?) Yes. Very.

"Oh Draco, Draco!" I screamed while getting an orgasm *gags* when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Draco's arm. You had sex with him before. How did you not notice that? It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words… Vampire! YES! DRARRY!
I was so angry. That is SO descriptive.

"You bastard!" I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.

"No! No! But you don't understand!" Draco pleaded. But I knew too much. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You dumbass, you don't know anything.

"No, you fucking idiot!" I shouted. "You probably have AIDs anyway!" Oh, yeah, cuz every gay/bi person has AIDs. Tara, you're not just stupid, you're a bitch. Piss off.

I put on my clothes all huffily What did I say about "all"? and then stomped out. Draco ran out even though he was naked. Oooooooh! Let's go look! He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care. How do you NOT care when one of the sexiest guys EVER is in front of you? I stomped out and did so until I was in Vampire's classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Snape and some other people. You mean students?

"VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" I yelled. WIN! I'ma go scream that at random people now.