By now, ya'll know the drill. Enjoy!

Chapter 8.

AN: stop flassing Whut? ok! if u do den u r a prep!

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Everyone in the class stared at me No duh. and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked YESSSSSH. and started begging me to take him back. You broke up? Yesh! Harry/ Vampire, hurry up and kidnap Draky!

"Ebony, it's not what you think!" Draco screamed sadly. Because of all the time I've read this in to my friends so many times in which everyone has an accent, every single time I read this line, Draco has a cowboy voice. "Ehbownay, it's nawt wat yewwwww thaaaaank!" Yep. That's what I hear.

My friend B'loody Mary Smith smiled at me understatedly. Who the bloody hell's this? She flipped her long waste-length gothic black hair Sue. and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. Sue. She had pale white skin Mary Sue! that she was wearing white makeup on. Hermione Wait, whut? was kidnapped when she was born. Oh no. Her real parents are vampires No no no. and one of them is a witch but Voldemort killed her mother No… and her father committed suicide because he was depressed No! about it. She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. NO! It also turns out her real last name is Smith and not Granger. Oh Jesus Christ no! (Since she has converted to Satanism NO!she is in Slytherin NO! now not Griffindoor. ) FUCK YOU, TARA! FUCK YOU! I LOVE MIONE! FUCK. YOU!

"What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!" Snape demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him. LAWWWWWWWLZ. Whenever I hear this line, Snape's got an Indian accent. Dunno how to phonetically spell an Indian accent, so imagine Apu from "The Simpsons" reading it.

"Vampire, I can't believe you cheated on me with Draco!" I shouted at him. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So now she's secretly dating Harry?

Everyone gasped. *facepalm*

I don't know why Ebony was so mad at me. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE? I had went out with Vampire (I'm bi and so is Ebony) for a while but then he broke my heart. Oh now I get it. This is Draky. Okay then. He dumped me because he liked Britney, a stupid preppy fucker. We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, *epic facepalm* and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.) Haha, like anyone but a prep would. Siriusly, I'm still confused.

"But I'm not going out with Draco anymore!" said Vampire.

"Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!" Pewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww BOOOOOOM! Hear that? That was the F Bomb, and it just got dropped, bitches! I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility I KNEW ENOBY WAS A MAN! KNEW IT KNEW IT KNEW IT! to Draco and then I started to bust Hehe. into tears.