Sorry I haven't updated in a while. I've been busy. Hell, I just didn't really feel like updating. I'ma be updating more now! Dadaaaaa! Also, I am soooooooooooo tired, it's not even funny, so this may sound like I'm on crack.

Chapter 10.

AN: stup it u gay fags I hate you so much, it's not even funny. if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! God, I wish I could. ps it turnz out b'loody mary isn't a muggle afert al n she n vampire r evil datz y dey movd houses ok! *epic facepalm*

*sobs* I missums my Z! Oh, waity wait wait! I read that in a Fruits Basket fanfic once and I dunno the name! Yuki and Haru were in love, Haru was kidnaps by fangirls, Akii and Gure were wearing Hello Kitty boxers, and Akii had a secret weed stash. If anyone tells me the name of that, I will cry tears of golden joy and you will get a special drawing of whatever you want. Except dicks. I won't draw those.

I was really scared about Vlodemort all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. Mary Sue band! I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. Of course you do. Lotsa times, people who are in a band want to be the lead singer or lead guitarist because they're attention whores. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. So poser shit metal? The other people in the band are B'loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo now. No fucking way. YOU TOOK RONNIE THE EFFIN' BEAR? FUCK YOU, TARA! FUCK YOU! He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.) and Hargrid. Six person band. B'loody Mary's probably the drummer, Vampire's the rhythm guitarist, Draco's the bassist, Ron's the keyboardist, and Hargrid – and I think Hargrid is Hagrid – play the triangle. Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists Wow, you really are the greatest girlfriend ever. Isn't she? I would love to be her – *gags* no, I can't do it.(he wouldn't die because he was a vampire too SERIOUSLY? WHY? and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that) But you wrote it and wore it in Chapter Six! or a steak) WIN. and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. Normally I'd say something like "That's not depressing, you dumb slag," but honestly? My cousin – who is five days older than me, just for the record – saw that with me and started crying when she turned into butterflies. So it must be incredibly depressing. Whatevs. I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not. Yes, you are.

We were singing a cover of 'Helena' I thought they were writing songs? Oh well, I guess they wrote "Helena," therefore making it not a cover. Or maybe she's just inconsistent and stupid. and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears. Fail!

"Ebony! Are you OK?" B'loody Mary asked in a concerted voice.

"What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily. And then I said. "Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don't kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!" I burst into tears. Did y'all hear that? That was the F-bomb, and it just got DROPPED, bitches!
Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall. BWAHAHAHAHA! My panda cub/moustache buddy/boyfriend who's a girl did that once. And it was awesome.

"Why didn't you fucking tell me!" he shouted. "How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!" (c is dat out of character?) Yeah. It really is.

I started to cry and cry. Draco started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying. Where'd Draky's pride go?

We practiced for one more hour. She reeeeeeeeeally cares about her boyfriend. Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache. MEGA FAIL.

"What have you done!" He started to cry wisely. (c dats basically nut swering "Basically?" That's not swearing AT ALL! and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) I guess I will. "Ebony Draco Wait, what? Who's Ebony Draco? has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists." "I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn't die because he was a vampire tooand the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that) or a steak)." That makes Dumbles' statement illogical and I now want to kill you for making me actually think that makes any sense.

Okay, folks. That's all for now. I have to go get ready for my math regents, which is in three hours and twenty minutes. See ya!