So, this is the part where I finally remember all the awesome comments people gave me and say thaaaaaaaaaanks! ^-^ You guys make me feel happy on the inside and on the outside.

Chapter 11.

AN: i sed stup flaming up prepz! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh noez! The preps! They're on fire! c if dis chaptr is srupid!1111 I will!111oneoneone it delz wit rly sris issus! Like what? Like losing your goffik black lipstick or your goffik blood red black low cut floor length dress "sris," or something actually serious and life threatening, like getting raped or getting AIDs? sp c 4 urself Okay, fine! Goooood… if itz ztupid brw fangz 2 ma frend raven 4 hleping me!

*sobsobsob* I miss my Z.

"NO!" I screamed. I was horrorfied! Me too, but at how you massacre the human language! B'loody Mary tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off She's so nice to her friends! and I ran to my room crying myself. Did somebody have an accident? Was it you, Ebony? It was you! Dumbledore chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way. Dumbledore isn't a perv, he can't look like a perv, he will NEVER look like a perv. You know why? BECAUSE HE'S ONE OF THE GREATEST WIZARDS OF ALL TIME.

Anyway, I started crying tears of blood Really, Ebony should go see a doctor about that. and then I slit both of my wrists. Ughhhh. I am so done with dealing with all these angsty, "my life sucks" cutters. Cutters, please get some help. It gets reeeeeeeeeally annoying. They What's "they"? got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak So she keeps steak AND blood with her at all times? Wow. She's either a butcher or some form of weird kitchen. and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed! It's called being a teenager! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. Is there a beach near Hogwarts? I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. It might just be me, but I think she only had FOUR piercings last time she mentioned her earrings. I couldn't fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed… Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it! I LOVE chewing to sand-covered dresses! Sand seriously turns me on!...I'm so kidding. They were sitting on their broomsticks.

"EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! Okay, wearing a black, low-cut dress is considered nudity. Got it. ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!" I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Mason on it. So dignified. Suddenly Vampire ran in.

"Abra Kedavra!" he yelled at Snape and Loopin pointing his womb. BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I took my gun and shot Snape and Loopin a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke. Suddenly, Dumblydore ran in. "Ebony, it has been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Epic "no" time! ! he shouted looking at Snape and Loopin and then he waved his wand and suddenly…

Hargrid ran outside on his broom and said everyone we need to talk. What the fuck?

"What do you know, Hargrid? You're just a little Hogwarts student!" WHAT THE FUCK?

"I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT…." Hargirid paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!" WHAT THE FUCK?

"This cannot be." Snap said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Dumblydore's wand had shot him. "There must be other factors."

"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!" I yelled in madly. WIN.
Loopin held up the camera triumelephantly. WIN. "The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!" PRON WIN.

I felt faint, more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink enough blood. I don't know that feeling at all.

"Why are you doing this?" Loopin said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his clook. Ewwwwwwwwwww food germs. Wait, why am I "ew"ing? Use hand sanitizer and move on.

And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. Oh god. Hehehe, originally, I wrote "gof" instead of "god." This can only mean one thing: Tara Gilesbie has Imperioed me. Fuck. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint. …..Wait, what?

"BECAUSE…BECAUSE…." Hargid said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his wand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent. .

"Because you're goffic?" Snap asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraind it meant he was connected with Satan. Wow. Sevvy can't be afraid of Hagrid. Sevvy is scary and Death Eatery. He's not afraid of anything.

"Because I LOVE HER!" Fuck you, Tara.

Okay, I understand that was the lamest commentary I ever did ever, but you know what? I'm tired. I partied until midnight last night and took a huge math test today, so I have a right to be tired. Plus, Tara's controlling me. If you don't like my excuse, you're probably a prep, so FUK OF!111…Fuck.