Looking back at that last chapter with lots of sleep, I realize that was pure crap and possibly the worst thing I've ever written, so I'd just like to say that I'm really sorry for wasting five minutes of your life. I'm gonna try harder this time.
Chapter 12.
AN: stop f,aing ok hargrid is a pedo 2 Didn't you say that he was a student? How can a student be a pedo? a lot of ppl in amerikan skoolz r lik dat Can't argue with that. I wunted 2 adres da ishu! Look at that, the illiterate troll is trying to "adres sris issus!" I think she's on the road to recovery. how du u no snap iant kristian Snap's a cartoon elf who makes and distributes Rice Krispies. I'm not sure he has a religion. plus hargrid isn't really in luv wif ebony dat was sedric ok! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
I GIVE UP ON THE Z!
I was about to slit my wrists again with the silver knife that Drago had given me in case anything happened to him. He had told me to use it valiantly against an enemy but I knew that we must both go together. Seriously? You met and forced yourself upon this guy like three days ago and you're actually willing to die with him? Desperate.
"NO!" I THOUGHT IT WAS HAIRgrid Who's HAIRgrid? Is it Hagrid? Okay, so Hagrid is now HAIRgridHargrid/Hargirid/Hargid/Sedric. Will she ever spell anyone's name right? but it was Vampire. He started to scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!" Voldemort's nearby! and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites. …So, his eyes turned pink? SOOOO NOT GOFFIK!
I stopped. "How did u know?" How did he know what?
"I saw it! WHAT DID YOU SEE? And my scar turned back into the lightning bolt!"
"NO!" I ran up closer. "I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!" Dipshit, you can't get rid of a scar. I shouted.
"I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation." Why, Vamp – I MEAN HARRY? Your scar's badass. Chicks dig badass scars. Maybe Draco does, too! he said back. "Anyway my scar hurt and it turned back into the lightning bolt! Save me! "Save me from my head!" then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco….Volfemort has him bondage!" EWWWWWWW! HARRY'S GOT KINKY WIZARD PORN IN HIS HEAD!
Anyway I was in the school nurse's office now recovering from my slit wrists. GODDAMMIT! Why couldn't they have just left her to die? Snap and Loopin and HAHRID Better add HAHRID to that list. were there too. They were going to St. Mango's That sounds both yummy and retarded. after they recovered cause they were pedofiles and you can't have those fucking pervs teaching in a school with lots of hot gurlz. …I could just barely understand that with all the angst and idiocy. Dumbledore had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked. I put up my middle finger at them. I think what that really means is "I'm a stupid bitch, so I flicked them off for no apparent reason."
Anyway Hargrid came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of pink roses.
"Enoby I need to tell u somethnig." he said in a v. serious voice, giving me the roses. What the hell is a "v. serious voice?"
"Fuck off." I told him. "You know I fucking hate the color pink anyway, and I don't like fucked up preps like you." I snapped. At least you admit you snapped. How many times is she gonna drop the F Bomb, or the Be-a-Bitch Bomb? Hargrid had been mean to me before for being gottik.
"No Enoby." Hargrid says. "Those are not roses." Uhhh, I'm pretty sure roses are roses.
"What, are they goffs too you poser prep?" …wow. I had no idea roses could be goffs. I asked cause I was angry that he had brought me pink roses. Seriously? He gave you roses, you fucking bitch! Take them with gratitude and throw them out later! Enjoy the attention while it lasts, cuz beauty on a crusty skank like you will only last a short time.
"I saved your life!" He yelled angrily. "No you didn't I replied." "You saved me from getting a Paris Hilton p- video made from your shower scene and being vued by Snap and Loopin." I am SO confused. I think this means "You saved me from having a porno made from me standing around in a dress, as well as being watched by a cartoon elf and an elephant named Loopin." Who MASTABATED (c is dat speld rong) Yep! to it he added silently.
"Whatever!" I yelled angirly.
He pointed his wand at the pink roses. "These aren't roses." SHUT THE FUCK UP. ROSES ARE ROSES AND NOTHING ELSE. He suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye and muttered Well If you wanted Honesty that's all you haD TO SAY! . What the fuck?
"That's not a spell that's an MCR song." I want that on a shirt. If anyone wants to make one and send me a link, I would buy it in a second. I corrected him wisely. Hey, Ebony? You're a complete idiot, you can't say that you said something wisely.
"I know, I was just warming up my vocal cordes." What are "vocal cordes?" Then he screamed. "Petulus merengo mi kremicli romacio(4 all u cool goffic mcr fans out, there, that is a tribute! specially for raven I love you girl!)imo noto okayo!" Dude, that made NO sense. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air. And it was black. WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. So the roses were actually black flames that were black. I've seen everything. Now I knew he wasn't a prep. It only takes some lyrics, the color black, and fire to convince her that someone isn't a prep.
"OK I believe you now wtf is Drako?" "Drako" is a misspelling of "Draco." Draco's your boyfriend.
Hairgrid rolled his eyes. I looked into the balls of flame That's gotta hurt. but I could c nothing.
"U c, Enobby," Dumblydore said, watching the two of us watching the flame. Stalker… "2 c wht iz n da flmes(HAHA U REVIEWRS FLAMES GEDDIT) HAHA REVIEWRS GEDDIT? IT'S CUZ SHE'S STUPID. u mst find urslf 1st, k?" Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
"I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!" Hargrid yelled. dUMBLydore lookd shockd. Is she calling Dumbledore dumb? Cuz I will fuck her up. I guess he didn't have a headache or else he would have said something back. Maybe he just took Tylenol like a normal person.
Hairgrid stormed off back into his bed. "U r a liar, prof dumbledoree!" That's what I say whenever I feel like someone's lying to me!
Anyway when I got better I went upstairs and put on a YOU DON'T NEED TO READ THIS. black leather minidress that was all ripped on the ends with lace on it. There was some corset stuff on the front. Then I put on black fishnets and black high-heeled boots with pictures of Billie Joe Armstrong on them. I put my hair all out around me so I looked like Samara from the Ring (if u don't know who she iz ur a prep so fuk off!) I've never seen "The Ring" and even I know who she is. You fuck off! and I put on blood-red lipstick, black eyeliner and black lip gloss.
"You look kawai, girl." B'loody Mary said sadly. "Fangs (geddit) Stop with the "Fangs (geddit)" thing. NO ONE GETS IT. you do too." I said sadly too, but I was still upset. Okay, A: If you're sad of course you're upset. B: Why are you sad? I slit both of my wrists feeling totally depressed and I sucked all the blood. Blah, blah, blah, angst, angst, angst. I cried again in my bathroom and put the shades on so Snap and Loopin couldn't spy on me this time. Who would want to watch you cry? I went to some classes. Wait a second, she's going to classes? I'M SO PROUD! Vampire was in the Hair of Magical Magic Creatures. …That sounds like both the stupidest and the awesomest class ever. Bet you what's his face teaches it. You know, the student pedo who's actually some guy named Sedric? He looked all depressed because Draco had disappeared and he had used to be in love with Draco. He was sucking some blood from a Hufflepuff. Poor Puffs. Everyone hates them.
"Hi." he said in a depressed way. "Hi back." I said in an wqually said way. I'm not even gonna comment on the sexual tension in this chapter.
We both looked at each other for some time. Harry had beautiful red gothic eyes so much like Dracos. CONTACTS. Then… we jumped on each other and started screwing each other. Sluuuuuuut.
"STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!" WIN FOR MINNIE! shouted Professor McGoggle who was watching us and so was everyone else. Live porn! Niiiiiice.
"Vampire you fucker!" I said slapping him. "Stop trying to screw me. It was consensual, you idiotic slut! You know I loved Draco!" Whoa, wait a second. Draco's not dead yet, right? I shouted and then I ran away angrily. Angst, angst, angst.
Just then he started to scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!" and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites. Whoa. Déjà vu.
"NO!" I ran up closer.
"I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!" I shouted. Didn't we already deal with this?
"I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation." he said back. "Anyway my scar hurt and then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco….Volfemort has him bondage!" More kinky mind porn?
SPECIAL FANGZ 2 RAVEN MY GOFFIX BLOOD SISTA Awww, how sweet WTF UR SUPPOZD 2 RIT DIS!11111111 OMG YU BICH!111111111111111111ONE
HEY RAVEN DO U KNOW WHERE MY SWEATER I No idea where your sweater I. I assume that's pronounced "ih."
I hope this sucked less! ^-^