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Chapter 13.

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Vampire and I ran up the stairs looking for Dumbledore. We were so scared. That is sooo descriptive. I can actually see them running up the stairs. So descriptive.

"Dumbledore Dumblydore!" we both yelled. Dumbledore came there. EWWWWW! EW! …I'm such a perv.

"What is it that you want now you despicable snobs?" That's so OCC, it's not even funny. Tara, why are you such a fucking retard?he asked angrily.

"Volsemort has Draco!" Okay, who's Volsemort? Is he one of the many relatives Tara seems to create of Voldemort? we shouted at the same time.

He laughed in an evil voice. …Siriusly?

"No! Don't! We need to save Draco!" we begged.

"No." he said meanly. "I don't give a darn what Voldemort does to Draco. Not after how much he misbehaved in school especially with YOU Ebony." The real Dumbledore cares about the safety of every student. Tara needs to read the books or we need to destroy her computer. he said while he frowned looking at me. "Besides I never liked him that much anyway." …okay, anyone remember in the sixth novel when Dumbledore was telling Draco not to kill him? That was to protect Draco. So Tara, go pick up the books. Now. then he walked away. Vampire started crying. "My Draco!" he moaned. (AN: don't u fik gay guyz r lik so hot!) I do, but not when they're transformed into gothic cutter vampire Satanists named Vampire.

"Its okay!" I tried to tell him but that didn't stop him. He started to cry tears of blood. Does everyone at Hogwarts do that? Then he had a brainstorm. "I had an idea!" he exclaimed.

"What?" I asked him.

"You'll see." he said. He took out his wand and did a spell. Then… suddenly we were in Voldemprt's lair! So, A: That's just apparition with an unnecessary wand. B: I'm gonna guess that Voldemprt is another relative of Voldy. C: Voldemprt has a lair? Why doesn't Voldy? Are they going to his lair cuz Voldy's with Voldemprt? So many questions…

We ran in with our wands out just as we heard a croon voice say. "Allah Kedavra!" Voldy's Muslim?
It was….. Voldemort! No duh.