A/N: In the fourteen days I have until school starts, I'm gonna try to upload as many chapters as I can.
Chapter 15.
AN: stup flaming ok! btw u suk That hurt my feelings. I'm so sad. I'm gonna slit my wrists, like a certain someone we know. frum no on evry tim sum1 flams me im gona slit muh ristsz! Fingers crossed for more "hospitalization!" fangz 2 raven 4 hlpein! Your spelling still sucks, so what the hell did she do?
"Ebony Ebony!" shouted Draco sadly. "No, please, come back!" No, go away! Go away!
But I was too mad. Why are you mad? You're "cursed" with good looks, and you have a horny, naked Draco in front of you. Why are you not taking advantage of this situation?
"Whatever! Now u can go anh have sex with Vampire!" Ooh, I loves me some Drarry! I shouted. I stormed into my room and closed my black door with my blood-red key. It had a picture of Marylin Manson Who? on it. That must be a pretty big key. Or normal sized door. I can't tell what you're talking about. He looked so sexy in a way that reminded me of Draco and Vampire. I started to cry and weep. Weeping and crying are the same thing. I took a razor Jesus Christ, not this again. and started to slit my wrists. I drank the blood all depressed. Yummy! Then I looked at my black GC watch and noticed it was time to go to Biology class. She's going to class? I'm so proud! Oh crap. I will not cry, I will not cry.
I put on Don't need to read this! a short ripped black gothic dress that said Anarchy on the front in blood red letters and was all ripped and a spiky belt. Under that I put on ripped black fishnets and boots that said Joel all over them with blood red letters. I put my ebony black hair out. Anyway I went downstairs feeling all sad and depressed as usual. I'm depressed and my wrists are bleeding, no big deal. I did sum advanced Biology work. I was turning a bloody pentagram into a black guitar. …That's not biology. That's transfiguration. Suddenly the guitar turned to Draco! …whut?
"Enoby I love you!" he shouted sadly. "I dnot care what those fucker preps and posers fink. Ur da most beautiful girl in the world. Before I met you I used to want to commit suicide all the time. That's not the actual Draco, is it? Please tell me that's not our Draky! Now I just wanna fucking be with you. I fucking love you!." Then…. Really? More unnecessary punctuation? he started to sing "Da Chronicles of Life and Death" Once again, she can spell big words, like "chronicles," but she can't fucking spell "the." (we considered it our song now cuz we fell in love when Joel was singing it) right in front of the entire class! His singing voice was so amazing and gothic and sexxy like a cross between Gerard, Joel, Chester, Pierre and Marilyn Manson That's a rather large cross. (AN: don't u fink dos guyz r so hot. I can't deny Mr. Manson's sexiness. if u dnot no who dey r get da fuk out od hr! I only know who Manson is, so can I go now?) .
"OMFG." I said after he was finished. WOW. Really? He sang you some random song and all you say is "OMFG." Some fucking preps stared at us but I just stuck up my middle fingers (that were covered in black nail polish and were entwined with Draco's now) at them. That sounds incredibly hard. I just tried it on myself, and it is. Go on, try it. You know you want to. "I love you!" I said and then we started to kiss just like Hilary Duff (i fukin h8 dat bitch) Then stop mentioning her! Oh my god, it's actually that simple! and CMM in a Cinderella Story. Then we went away holding hands. Loopin shouted at us but he stopped cuz everyone was clapping by how sexy we looked 2gether. Then I saw a poster saying that MCR would have a concert in Hogsmede right then. Oh hey, that muggle band I like is performing in the local wizard-only town right now! How convenient. We looked at each other all shocked and then we went 2gether.