Chapter 16.
AN: u no wut! sut up ok! proov 2 me ur nut prepz! And how do you propose we do that? raven u suk Whoa, what happened? One chapter ago, you were best friends helping one another with this monstrosity of a fanfiction, and now you hate her? Huh. Carry on. u fuken bich gimme bak mah fukijn swteet Is that supposed to be "sweet," like a candy or something? Oh, maybe she means her sweater! ur supsd 2 rit dis! Raven wtf u bich ur suposd to dodis! BTW fangz 2 britney5655 4 techin muh japnese! She learned Japanese from someone named Britney? Isn't that *gasp* a PREP NAME?
We ran happily to Hogsmede. There we saw the stage where GC had played. No complaints so far, except for the fact that there are no stages in Hogsmeade. We ran in happly. MCR were there playing 'Helena'. I was so fucking happy! Gerard looked even sexier than he did in da pictures. Even Draco thought so, I could totally see him getting an erection WAIT, WHAT? *pushes Enoby aside* Me see! but it didn't matter cuz I knew know that we were da only true ones for eachother. Yeah, right. I was wearing Blah, blah, blah. a black leather minidress and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets. Draco was wearing a black baggy MCR t-shirt and black baggy pants. Anyway, we stated moshing to Helena. We frenched. We ran up 2 the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, Gerard pulled off his mask. I don't like MCR at all, but I'm pretty sure Gerard doesn't wear a mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasn't them at all. It was.,…..Jesus tap dancing Christ, what now? Volsemort and da Death Dealers! Who?
"Wtf Draco im not going to a concert wid u!" What the hell just happened? I shouted angrily. "Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its MCR n u no how much I lik them" You've LICKED MCR? Alright then.
"What cause we…you know…" he gadgetted ...I'm so confused. This is literally the most confusing thing I've ever read? uncomfortbli cause guys don't like to talk a bout you-know-what. Really? Guys don't like to talk about having sex? I beg to differ.
"Yeah cause we you know!" I yielded in an angry voice.
"We won't do that again." Draco promised. "This time, we're going with an ESCORT." …we've lost him, again!
"OMFG wtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream?" I asked. "So I guess ur a prep or a Christina I've never heard of a clique like that. This is when I ask my friends for help. *texts friends* Okay, they seem to think it's either a group of Hufflepuffs – what the hell are they, anyway? – or a group of Asian teens. Sounds legit. or what now?"
"NO." he muttered loudly. That's a contradiction, lassie!
"R u becoming a prep or what?" I shootd angrily.
"Enoby! I'm not! Pls come with me!" He fell down to his knees and started singing 'Da world is black' by GC to me.
I was flattened By a car? A train? A rather large rock? cause that's not even a single, he had memorized da lyrks just 4 me!
"OK then I guess I will have to." I said and then we frenched 4 a while and I went up 2 my room.
B'loody Mary was standing there. "Hajimemashite gurl."she said happily (she spex Japanese so do i. dat menz 'how do u do' in japanese). Really? I used Google Translate, and 'hajimemashite' apparently doesn't mean anything. 'How do you do?' translates to ' 宜しくお願いします。,' which then translates back to 'Thank you.' I'm confused. "BTW Willow that fucking poser got expuld. she failed al her klasses and she skepped math." (an: RAVEN U FUKIN SUK! FUK U!) I actually love this. The biggest "Fuck you" you can give someone is to do it publicly.
"It serves that fuking bich right." I laughed angrily.
Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed. Of course you were. We wutsched some goffic movies like Das niteMARE b4 xmas. That's not gothic, that's just an awesome movie. "Maybe Willow will die too." I said
"Kawai." B'loody Mair shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly. "Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expuld I murdered her and den loopin did it with her cause he's a necphilak." HOLY SHIT. These bitches are crazy. HIDE.
"Kawai." I commnted happily . We talked to each other in silence Not possible! for da rest uv da movie.
"OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with drako tonight in Hogsmeade with mcr." I sed. " I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA."
B'Loody Mairy Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. "Omfg totally lets go shopping."
"In Hot Topic, right?" I asked, already getting out my spshcial Hot Topic Loiyalty carde.
"No." My head snaped up.
'WHAT?" my head spuin. I could not believe it. "B'Loody Mary are u a PREP?" Because if you don't shop at Hot Topic, you're a prep. Right.
"NOOOO!NOOOO!" She laughed. "I found some cool goffic stores near Hogwarts that's all."
"Hu told u abut them" I askd sure it would be Drako or Diabolo or Vampire(don't even SAY that nam to me!). Then don't mention it! Or me.
"Dumblydore." She sed. "Let me just call our broms."
"OMFFG DUMBLYDORE?" I asked quietly.
"Yah I saw the map for Hogsmeade on his desk." Then he didn't really tell you. Ya kinda just found out by looking through his things. She told me. "Come on let's go."
We were going in a few punkgoff stores SPECIALLY for the concerts in Hogsmeade. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few dresses. "We only have these for da real goffs." Sure, because these Mary Sues are truly goths. I'd believe it if you said they were retarded, posers, or "goffs," but goths? No.
"Da real goffs?" Me and B'Loody Mary asked.
"Yah u wouldn't believe how many posers ther are in this town man! Yesterday loopin and snap tried to buy a goffic camera pouch." He shook his head. "I dint even no they had a camera."
"OMFG NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!" Wow. Your ego is out of control. I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit.
"Oh my satan you have to buy that outfit" The salesperson said.
"Yeah it looks totlly hot." said B'Loody Mary.
"You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit. Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight?" he asked.
"Yeah I am actually." I looked back at him. "Hey BTW my name's ebondy dark'ness dementia TARA way what's yours?" Ooh, that's a BIG "Fuck you!"
"Tom Rid." He said and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair. "maybe I'll see you there tonight."
"Yeah I don't think so cause I am going there with my bf drako you sick perv!" Umm, maybe he's just trying to make friends? I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Hargrid flew in on his black broom looking worried. "OMFG EBONDY U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE NOW!" Aww. Hagger's worried. :3