Author's Note: While I was on break from classes, I got the idea for a new "story" so here it is!

I'm going to have so much fun with this story, and I hope all of you will get a good laugh out of it as well. Enjoy!

Story One: Dinner Time!

"This is fun!"

"Sakura, please don't jump on the bed. You'll break it."

"Aww, you're no fun Kabuto-chan!"

The medic sighed as he ran a hand through messy silver hair, 'Why did Orochimaru-sama find interest in her? She's an annoying, troublesome woman...with no idea about anything of her past and has the attitude of a little kid.' He went back to watching her, a task forced upon him by Orochimaru as he prepared a special room for her (Kabuto didn't even want to know what the Sannin had planned).

"Sakura, I said not to jump on the bed."

"I'm hungry!"

"Oi...if it'll get you from breaking my bed, I'll take you to the kitchen and we'll get something to eat."

"Yay! Thank you Kabuto-chan!"

'Annoyingly troublesome.'

"Is there anything here that DOESN'T have tomatoes in it?" Sakura asked, nearly ravaging every cabinet and cupboard she could to find something that didn't have the fruit-veggie. Kabuto let out an irritated sigh as he tried to reorganize, to some degree, the mess the child-woman made.

"I doubt it. Sasuke-kun loves tomatoes."

"He has strange tastebuds then."

"Whose tastebuds are strange?"

Sakura pointed at the new occupant of the kitchen, "Yours Sasuke-chan! Tomatoes are ew!" The Uchiha glared at the rosette before sitting down at the table. "I like tomatoes," he simply said.

"You're weird! Kabuto-chan, isn't there anything else?"

"...There's ramen and cereal. That's basically it."

Sakura sighed, not exactly happy with the choices given. "I guess the ramen will be fine. Any beef?" she asked, starting her search again for the elusive ramen. "Will you let me get it? You're making a mess," Kabuto said, although ignored.

"Having fun?"

"Next time you're babysitting her."

"Well well...I see that our little guest made a mess."

Sakura smiled, despite the trail of ramen still in her mouth. With a quick slurp the ramen disappeared and she waved her hand, "Hi Orochimaru-sama! Ramen is really good! It's better than the icky tomatoes Sasuke-chan likes to eat!"

"They aren't icky."

"Yes they are! I bet Kabuto-chan agrees with me!"

"I'm not getting into this."

Orochimaru chuckled, "Well Sakura-chan, are you ready to see your room?" The ramen forgotten, Sakura got up from her chair, "Yep yep! I wanna see!" Kabuto and Sasuke sweatdropped for about the twentieth time that day and watched as the child/woman followed Orochimaru out of the kitchen.

"All of this must be a dream."

"Sadly Sasuke-kun, it's not."

Kabuto scanned the kitchen, looking at the mess that was made. "Please don't tell me that dinner time will be like this everyday," he muttered, picking up a broom, ready to sweep up accidentally dropped sugar.

He knew that Orochimaru wouldn't let the girl clean up the mess herself.

'Troublesome indeed.'

Meanwhile, somewhere in Konoha, a certain lazy genius opened his eyes, 'Someone is using my catchphrase.' He shrugged his shoulders and closed his eyes again.

"Troublesome."

It's short, but amusing. I feel bad for Kabuto, stuck having to practically babysit Sakura...nah, I don't feel that bad. It's funny!

Well, be back again another time with another amusing story!