Author's Note: During a boring time in school, I came up with the next two stories (yes, I'm calling them stories instead of chapters for something new). Here's the first of the two! Enjoy and laugh!

Story Two: The Bedroom

"Is my room too much farther, Orochimaru-sama?"Sakura asked, jumping a little bit in her excitement. "Not much farther. Your room is a few down from Sasuke's," the Sannin explained with what looked like a smile on his lips (how Sakura wasn't freaked out by it nobody knows).

"Yay! So I won't be far from Sasuke-chan! I hope his room doesn't smell like icky tomatoes."

"I shall send you with Kabuto soon to buy non-tomato foods soon."

"Sweet!"

Orochimaru stopped in front of a large door, "Here's your room Sakura. Go on inside." With a little jump the child-woman did just that, and promptly squealed at the sight before her.

"Hopefully I won't have to deal with the same kind of mess at breakfast," Kabuto muttered with a bit of exhaustion in his voice. Sasuke only chuckled at the medic's distress, "Aren't you glad you brought her here?"

"...Shut up Sasuke-kun."

Suddenly the pair heard a loud squeal, obviously from their guest. "Either Sakura likes her room or Orochimaru is doing something extremely perverted to her," Sasuke muttered as he stood up from his seat, "I'm going to hate doing this, but we best go and see."

"Probably for the best. Hopefully whatever happened will be considered a good thing."

If you count walking into a bright pink and violet room with the snake Sannin standing in the middle of the room and no Sakura in sight to be good, then consider the squeal to be for the worse.

"Ah, Kabuto, Sasuke-kun. I see that you heard our guest's little squeal of excitement," Orochimaru said as he turned his attention to the two men.

"Bright to say the least..."

"Orochimaru-sama, where's Sakura?"

"Oh, she's just changing into her new clothes."

Kabuto and Sasuke looked at each other for a moment, their minds asking the same question, 'New clothes? How the hell does he have clothes that fit her...and why?' "Okay! How do I look, Orochimaru-sama? Oh, and hi Kabuto-chan and Sasuke-chan!" Sakura exclaimed as she came out from an adjoining bathroom.

A white top with a violet sash-over and ribbon clung loosely around her, joined by a violet skirt and black knee-length leggings, with her black sandals completing the look. Her bangs fell into her face, her headband removed and in her hand ('Is this the symbol for that Konoha village?'). "Ah, a perfect fit!" Orochimaru said with a smirk.

"Purple and white are my favorite colors!"

"Heh...come over here, Sakura. I have one more item for you."

With quick footsteps, she approached the Sannin and turned around at his prompt. She felt a ribbon brush up against her neck and the pressure of it being tied at the top of her head. "Perfect," Orochimaru said as he finished. "Yay! Now my hair won't get in my eyes. Thank you Orochimaru-sama!" the child-woman replied, then going off to explore the rest of her new room.

The other two men looked at each other again for a moment before Kabuto stepped forward. "Orochimaru-sama...I'm going to regret asking this, but why do you have all of these things? A bright room like this and clothes that seem to fit Sakura like a glove...it's quite strange."

Orochimaru only flashed that creepy smile, "I always wanted a daughter." The two boys did a mental face fall. "You must be joking!" they exclaimed in unison at the new information.

"Who told a joke? I wanna hear! You guys keep telling jokes when I'm not around or paying attention and it's not fair!" Sakura exclaimed, sitting on her bed and crossing her arms over her chest in a pout.

"So cute!"

'Orochimaru smiled...that was so creepy...'

Yay for OOC and hilarious Orochimaru and creeped out Sasuke and Kabuto! I had so much fun with this one, and hopefully my next story will be just as much fun.

Hope you enjoyed it!