Author's Note: Yep, time for Sakura to help out Kabuto! This is going to be fun, huh? Well, let's see shall we?

Story Four: Helping Out Kabuto-Chan

Kabuto grimaced at the excitement of the rosette as she skipped ever slightly beside him. "So what are we going to do, Kabuto-chan? Can you tell me please?" she asked, her voice high and pleading. Kabuto sighed, ignoring the urge to rub his temples in an attempt to calm an upcoming headache.

'Please let this be over with soon.'

"We're going to organize books in my library. I've been meaning to arrange them."

Sakura placed a finger to her chin, "That sounds boring, but if you're helping then I'm sure it will be fun! Right Kabuto-chan?" Kabuto only sighed.

"Yeah...fun."

It was anything but fun for Kabuto, but perfect for a "helpful" person like Sakura.

"Kabuto-chan! Where do these go?"

"...I told you three times. Second case, left side, third shelf."

"And these?"

"...Right next to the others."

Sakura looked at the books in her hand then back up at Kabuto, "They all look the same! Why didn't you pick out better covers for them?" The medic only sighed, "I don't know. Just go and put the books away."

The child-woman pouted slightly and did as told, muttering a "meanie" under her breath.

The sound of falling books and shelves hitting the floor echoed throughout the library. "Kabuto-chan!" Sakura yelled, trying her best to get out from under the fallen case. Within a few moments, the medic was by her side and pulling her out, looking at the damage done to her and the contents from the fallen objects.

"What the hell did you do?"

"I stood on the case trying to put books on the higher shelves, and the stool wasn't high enough."

Kabuto sighed, his hand covered in green chakra to heal a deep wound on her leg. "Idiot...you could've told me," he muttered. Sakura pouted, "Well, you acted like you didn't want to be disturbed! Hmph!"

He sighed yet again at the childishness of the rosette, despite the injury on her leg and the few scratches and forming bruises on her arms. He cursed himself inwardly as he finished healing her wounds and started to clean up the mess she made.

Of course, with the ever "helpful" Sakura by his side.

"I'm still bored..."

Kabuto sighed, resting on his bed with his eyes closed, "Why don't you find something in your room to play with? I'm sure Orochimaru-sama has something in there." Sakura shook her head, "Nope! At least, nothing too interesting. Besides, I have more fun with you anyway!"

Kabuto inwardly groaned. It was going to be a LONG rest of the afternoon.

"Hi Orochimaru-sama! I'm glad that you're back!"

Orochimaru chuckled as the child-woman came to greet him, "Hello dear Sakura. Did you find something to do while I was gone?" Sakura nodded, pointing over to two exhausted young men.

"Sasuke-chan and Kabuto-chan kept me entertained! I helped Sasuke-chan with training until I broke his jaw, then I helped Kabuto-chan with organizing the library until the one case fell on me. But that's okay; Kabuto-chan healed my leg and Sasuke-chan's jaw!"

She looked over the males in question, "But they look so tired now. Maybe they did more than they could do. They should've asked me for more help!"

Inwardly, Sasuke and Kabuto's thoughts echoed, 'We're going to have to deal with this every single day...someone help us.'

Poor Kabuto and Sasuke...nah, still too funny. Anyway, hope you liked it!