Story Six: Sakura's New Playmates

"Who's the new chick?"

Sakura stared at the redhead woman in front of her. "She's the girl that Orochimaru took interest in. The one that's been tormenting Kabuto and Sasuke," said the man beside said redhead, flashing his shark teeth, "I had to take a picture of them yesterday for some odd reason. She had make-up on that made her eyes look like Orochimaru's." Sakura smiled, "Hi Lady and Picture Mister!" The two looked at each other then back at Sakura.

"Our names aren't Lady and Picture Mister. I'm Karin and this idiot is Suigetsu."

"How cold."

"Okay then! Hi Karin-chan and Sui-chan!"

Suigetsu raised a brow at his new nickname, "Sui-chan...? You are a strange girl. How old are you anyway?" The rosette put a finger to her lips, "I'm not sure. Kabuto-chan told me that I'm seventeen, but I act like I'm nine years old. So I really don't know my age!" She smiled and giggled again, making Karin sigh.

"I think you're a weirdo."

"That's a new one! Usually Sasuke-chan tells me I'm annoying. Well, except around Orochimaru-sama. He's really protective of me."

Karin's ears perked up and Suigetsu face-palmed. "Sasuke-kun! Where's Sasuke-kun!?" Karin yelled, going into "obsessive fangirl mode." Sakura looked at her strangely, turning towards Suigetsu, "Is she okay? She looks like she's sick."

"No. She's just a slut." That earned him a painful punch to the head.

"Sasuke-chan!"

The Uchiha groaned, 'Can I ever have a day to myself now?' He turned around, seeing Sakura standing in the entryway into the kitchen...along with a love-struck Karin and a bored Suigetsu.

"Sasuke-kun! I missed you!"

"Get off of me."

"Aww, I know you missed me too!"

Sakura turned towards Suigetsu again, "Sasuke-chan looks like he's having problems breathing. Should I go and get Kabuto-chan?" Suigetsu waved his hand in dismissal as he walked towards the two of them, pulling at Karin's hair. "Ow! What the hell did you do that for!?" she yelled, turning around and slapping him in the head.

"You were practically killing him, and making the kid...woman...whatever she is worried."

"Hmph!"

Sasuke sighed, "Sakura, why don't you show them your room or something?" Sakura smiled and grabbed the two by their wrists, "Okay! Come on Karin-chan, Sui-chan!"

'Sui-chan?'

"Have any threes?"

"Go fish."

Karin inwardly groaned; she had no idea how in ten minutes she went from hugging the life out of Sasuke to sitting on the floor in Sakura's room, playing Go Fish while having her nails done in between turns.

"Sakura, Orochimaru-sama has asked for..." Kabuto said as he entered into the room, only to drift off, "Uh...what are you two doing?" Suigetsu shrugged his shoulders, "Playing Go Fish while Karin gets her nails done. What does it look like?"

He sighed, "Just as it is...Sakura, Orochimaru-sama asked for you." The child-woman squealed, closing the cap on her nail polish and standing up while dropping her cards, "Okies!" As she ran out of the room, Suigetsu started to put away the cards as Karin stared at her newly-done, pink toenails.

"This must all be a joke or a dream or something..."

"Nah. If it was, you wouldn't have your nails done."

BONK

"OW! Don't hit me with a shoe!"

"It wasn't a shoe, it was a boot."

Sakura hummed cheerfully as Orochimaru brushed her hair, waiting patiently for him to tie the new ribbon into it.

"Did you have fun today, Sakura."

"Mmhmm! I had fun with Karin-chan and Sui-chan!"

"Sui-chan?"

"Suigetsu, but I like Sui-chan better."

"Heh, I see."

Sakura smiled brighter as she felt the ribbon tied over her head, "We played Go Fish and Karin-chan let me paint her nails. They're really pretty now!" The sannin chuckled as she looked herself over in the little mirror he gave her. "So I take it you like them," he said.

"Yep! They are awesome! I can't wait to play with them again!"

And somewhere in the compound, Karin groaned and wished that it was a joke, while Suigetsu smirked...while holding a bump on his head for Kabuto to heal.

See, I said I will torment Karin and Suigetsu soon! And, well, I did! Anyway, I'll update this soon; I have a couple of other stories to update first. So enjoy this for now!