Author's Note: Something too humorous to pass up!

Story Eleven: The Child Nurse

"ACHOO!!"

Sakura perked up, "Kabuto-chan, did you sneeze again?" The medic-nin glared at her and opened his mouth to speak when he sneezed again, following it up with a sniffle.

"Uh-oh, Kabuto. I believe you may have caught a cold. That's what happens when you're out in the rain for too long," Orochimaru said with a smirk. "You should've had an umbrella like me!" Sakura exclaimed, "Then you wouldn't have gotten sick!"

Suddenly the sound of another sneeze filled the atmosphere of the dining area, causing the three members to turn to the sound. "Sasuke-chan, not you too!" Sakura yelled. The Uchiha glared at the child-woman, "Shut up. It's your damn fault. You and your pocky addiction."

Sakura ignored the small fact Sasuke added to the conversation and stood up from the table, placing her hands on her hips and letting out a sigh, "Well, I guess I know what I have to do. I'm just going to have to be a nurse!"

'What in the world!?' Kabuto and Sasuke's thoughts echoed.

"Okay! Do you two need anything now? Extra blankets? Pillows?" Sakura asked, hands on her hips as she stood between the beds of her two patients. Kabuto glared at the rosette, "For the last time, go the hell away. What Sasuke-kun and I need right now is rest and you constantly coming in and pestering us every ten minutes isn't helping."

"Hn. Just go and play with Karin and Suigetsu. We'll call you if we need you."

"I'm just trying to be a good nurse!"

"You're being more annoying than anything else. Now leave us alone."

Sakura's lips pouted, "Fine! Meanies." With a few stomps and a slam of the door, she left the two alone, allowing them to let out a sigh. "Finally..." Kabuto muttered, turning in his bed with a cough.

"She'll be back," Sasuke said bluntly.

"Don't remind me."

Karin stormed into kitchen, where Sakura was busy preparing soup for her patients, "Sasuke-kun is sick!? Where is he? I must take care of him!"

"Now hold your horses, Karin-chan! First off, button your shirt because I'm too young to be looking at porn!" Sakura yelled, a blush over her face as she turned away quickly from the redhead. Suigetsu, the sad drag-a-long, quirked an eyebrow at the child-woman's statement, then looked over at Karin, promptly laughing at the woman's state of undress.

"S-shut up Suigetsu! You idiot, why didn't you tell me my shirt was coming undone while I was running!"

"Like I was paying attention! Still, that's hilarious! Sakura thinks this is porn! I've seen--"

"I'm too young for this conversation! Lalalalalala!"

After fixing her shirt, Karin turned back to Sakura, who was still busy creating soup. "Now where is Sasuke-kun? I have to take care of him if he's sick!" she exclaimed, going into a rant of ways he must need her help.

Sakura just stirred the soup, "Sorry Karin-chan, but Sasuke-chan and Kabuto-chan had said they don't want any help and just want rest. They could've been nicer when they said it, the big meanies. But I'm still going to make them a good soup anyway!"

Karin's face fell flat as she continued to rant, while Suigetsu ventured into the kitchen and grabbed a spoon, taking a sip of Sakura's soup. He cringed slightly, "What the hell did you put in here?"

"Hmm...lots of veggies, including tomato for Sasuke-chan, ramen, fish we picked up the other day at the market, and some spices."

"Uh...what recipe told you to add all of that?"

"What's a recipe?"

Suigetsu face-palmed, 'Good luck you two.'

"Hey Kabuto-chan, Sasuke-chan! I brought soup for you! It's really--" Sakura exclaimed, opening the door with a tray for two in her hands, only to be stopped by the sight before her.

"I'm too young for porn! Too young for porn!"

Kabuto and Sasuke only glaced over at the child-woman as she jumped around flustered, almost dropping her tray. "Ugh...next time could you have knocked? Geez, we were trying to change into something a little more comfortable for sleeping," Kabuto muttered, slipping his sleepshirt over his head. Sasuke stayed silent, deciding to cover up his half-nakedness with his blanket. "I'm not hungry, so just leave my soup on the table," he said, "I'm going back to sleep."

"First Karin and her shirt, and now you two! Too much porn for my eyes!"

"This isn't porn. Fanservice more than anything."

"My innocent eyes!"

Suddenly Sasuke cringed as he heard the yelling of his name from Karin's voice. "Sasuke-kun!! I heard you were sick! Don't worry, I'll take care of--" she yelled, then stopped when she came to the door.

"Go away Karin," Sasuke said with a glare, not paying attention that his blanket had slipped and revealed his naked chest to his biggest fangirl. She promptly squealed and glomped him, "Sasuke-kun! You're so hot!! So much hotter than Kabuto in his boxers! Not to say you're not hot in that Kabuto, but still...Sasuke-kun!"

Suigetsu placed earplugs into Sakura's ears and covered her eyes, "Now Sakura, that is porn."

Ah, poor innocent Sakura. But her innocence is our humor, right? Anyway, hope you enjoyed it!