Author's Note: Now that I'm done with Your Sunlight, here's a new update for Hey Sound!

Story Twelve: The Unwanted Visitor, Part One

An alarm rang throughout Sound, signaling there was an intruder somewhere within the walls. Kabuto was the first to awaken, followed by Sasuke in all reluctance. They both prepared to face the intruder, although it was quite unlikely both were needed to take them down.

However, they weren't expecting their child-woman guest to also wake up and join them.

"Kabuto-chan, Sasuke-chan! What's going on? What's with the loud noise? Should we wake up Daddy Orochimaru?"

"Sakura, shut up. No, don't wake up Orochimaru. Just...stay out of the way."

"But--"

"Listen to Kabuto, Sakura."

Sakura pouted, following behind the pair of shinobi as they traveled through the tunnels to meet up with the intruder.

"SASUKE!!!"

Kabuto sighed, "It's for you. But this should be interesting, with our little guest here." Sasuke only scoffed, "The idiot is still stalking me. But yes, this should be interesting..." He smirked as he looked over his shoulder at the yawning rosette.

"Sasuke! Finally I found you again!"

"Heh, Naruto...haven't given up yet? Quite sad."

Sasuke just smirked as Kabuto came out from the shadows. "Kabuto! Grr...two against one...of course, not going to play fair, right?"

"No, no Naruto-kun, I'm not going to fight," Kabuto said with a chuckle, "I'm just here to protect our special guest." He smirked as he wrapped an arm around the shoulders of Sakura, appearing out of the shadows.

"Was that the cue, Kabuto-chan?" she whispered.

"Yes, now hush," he said back, throughly enjoying Naruto's shocked face. "Sakura-chan! What are you doing here!? Did they capture you? Kabuto, get your hands off of her!" he yelled angrily, growling low in his throat.

Sakura just blinked, then looked up at Kabuto all the while pointing at Naruto, "Kabuto-chan, who's the freak?"

Groundfall. "WHAT!? Sakura-chan, you don't recognize me!? What the hell happened here!?"

"Geez...Freak-chan is loud!"

"Freak-chan!?"

Kabuto laughed and Sasuke snickered as Sakura repeated Naruto's new nickname over and over, much to the chagrin of the unwanted visitor. "This is just too much," Sasuke said, "I'm going back to bed. Sakura can handle this on her own." The medic wiped tears from his eyes, "Wow...Freak-chan! That's a good one!"

"I'm not a freak!"

"Yes you are! Freak-chan! Freak-chan! Freak-chan!"

"Gah! You two messed with Sakura-chan's head! She need Tsunade-baa-chan's help!"

The blonde made a few steps towards Sakura and started to pull at her arm, trying to drag her with him. "Hey! Let me go Freak-chan!" she yelled, kicking Naruto hard in the shin, "Hmph! Serves you right! Stupid Freak-chan. Come on, Kabuto-chan, Sasuke-chan, let's go to bed!"

"Good one."

"Fft...fft...Freak-chan."

"...Ow..."

Yeah...completely random. But I assure you, this won't be the last time we will see Freak-chan, I mean, Naruto! Next time...well, it'll be just as much fun.

Yeah, and Kabuto is totally OOC with this, but come on. Wouldn't you be busting up too if you saw Sakura calling Naruto a freak constantly?