Chapter 5: The Nightmare
The next morning, I found myself getting ready for the first day of being a...cat...thingy. I later got tired of not even knowing what I was, so I looked it up on a searching engine. I put "Pink flying cat" in the search bar, and I found a website called "/bulbagarden." It must have been a Pokemon search engine, because I found a lot of Pokemon.
I typed in the same thing that I put into the website search engine, and it said: "Did you mean: Mew (Pokemon)?" And I answered yes. Luckily, It was what I looked like. I now knew that my name was "Mew," and I started calling myself that name.
"How close are we to unidentified object?" General Archer said.
"Approximately two hours away." the CPU replied.
"Excellent."
Two terrible, annoying, boring hours later...
"Are we there yet?" Soldier Campfire asked.
"Ugh...yes." Replied Archer. "Anything strange on our radar, computer?"
"There seems to be the same object that we saw yesterday, General. It also seems that the object is a small pink flying feline." CPU replied
"What? A feline?"
"It sure dun is, general!" Soldier Retard said.
"SHUTUP!" Archer said.
I was walking outside to my front porch, when I heard a helicopter. I always heard helicopters fly by, but this one seemed to be trying to land in my front yard. And, sure enough, They succeeded.
"Hey...what are you doing in my front yard, you big bozos?"
They didn't say anything; all they did was grab my arms and pulled me in.
"Hey! Get off of...WHOA! Oof!"