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This was something random that just popped into my head. Read and Review please!

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Aang's POV

We were sitting in Ana's living room, watching something on her Television that involved a very mean doctor named House. I couldn't watch the gory parts with blood and intestines that's for sure. Todd laughed at me every time I turned my eyes away.

"I'm sick of this cast!" Toph's yells were heard from the hallway. I knew that even after a week Toph would be at her limit with people.

"You know what you need? A nice relaxing day with the girls. Hold on for one minute."

I heard footsteps and Ana popped her head out from the hallway.

"Todd, you guys need to go somewhere because Toph and I are going to have a girl's day out. So go." She turned back and walked down the hallway and shut a door.

Todd turned off the TV and looked at me.

"Wanna go meet a friend of mine?"

I shrugged, "Sure. Where are we going?"

"I don't rightly know. Guess I should call him."

He pulled out his cell phone and…used it to call his buddy. We left the house and started walking down the driveway to his car.

I heard parts of the conversation but I tried not to listen in.

"…You're stupid…I'm down. Hey, I'm bringing a friend, so don't act so weird. Bye."

"We are going to a truck stop where you'll meet one of my friends who's a glutton for punishment. And his brother."

It took us fifteen minutes to get there and when we got there I was not prepared for the sight that lay before me. Todd laughed.

I felt compelled to ask, "What is a deer doing on the hood of a car?" The license plate read, "From the Hills of Georgia".

He laughed while shaking his head but didn't answer me as he got out of the car.

"Follow me," he gestured towards a white van. He knocked three times on the back door and the doors opened to reveal a tall, lanky kid with super spiky, black hair with a red headband around his head and headphones around his neck.

"Have you started?" Todd asked him.

"Nah, my brother has to rewire something real quick. But hurry up, get in before anybody sees!" he hissed at us and we climbed in and shut the doors behind us.

"Who are you?" Red Headband asked me.

"My name is Aang. You are?"

"Skeeter. Wazzup?" (A/N: Think of how Chris Tucker talks and you'll get the idea of him and his brothers voice)

I shrugged.

Inside it was very bright and I had to wait till my eyes adjusted to see my surroundings. There were a lot of gadgets and wires on the floor and there was a desk in the middle of the van with a computer monitor and a microphone. Sitting in front of it was a guy who looked like Marcus's brother because of the dark colored skin. He extended his hand out to me.

"'Sup Aang, I'm Tommy. Skeeter is my 'lil bro. You down for pulling the legs of some people?"

"Um…I like peoples' legs attached to their bodies. I'm good."

Todd and Scooter laughed.

"He means playing a prank, Aang."

"Ooh, on who?" I said all excited.

Skeeter looked at me and whispered to Todd, "Is he gay?"

Todd shook his head and Skeeter looked relieved.

"Is the deer alive?"

"Of course not. You think we stupid?" Tommy answered my question.

I shook my head because Tommy looked like he could beat my butt with all his muscles.

"Now," Skeeter started. "We have two cameras installed in the eyes of the deer. Wait for someone to come by and press the button to speak into the microphone like this: Can you help me, sir? I seem to be very far from home. Don't run! I need help!" he cried into the microphone. He played with a joystick to make the deer's head move.

We went into hysterics at the look on the guys' face.

He handed the mike to Tommy and Tommy said, "Ay baby. Come and see what a buck can do to you." She ran off clutching her purse tightly.

Tommy handed the mike to Todd. "What are you looking at Tubby? Yeah, that's right, you better run."

Todd handed the mike to me and I didn't press the button; I handed it to Skeeter.

He growled, "Give me your kid." The little kid on the monitor hid his face into his father's shoulder crying.

He gave the mike to Tommy. "Halo? Habla English?"

The guy responded in a think Latin accent, "No. No English."

"Don't walk away, brother! We blood! We kin, can't you see that?"

The man touched an antler. "Don't touch the merchandise now, you George Lopez wannabee."

The man walked away and Tommy handed the mike to Todd.

"Excuse me; I seem to have lost my place. Somehow I found my way onto the hood of this car, can you help me out?"

"Where are you from?" said the man in a cop's uniform.

"Hawaii brother. Makalalo, Hanalulu. Now untie me."

The man on the monitor shook his head.

"Well, then my brother, I seem to have lost something. Can you help me?" Todd continued.

"Sure, why not. What'd you lose?"

"I lost a whole bunch of weight but it seems like you've already found it!"

Skeeter almost fell down laughing. Todd handed the mike and looked at me expectedly.

I sighed and waited for someone to come by. "Grandma got run over by a reindeer/coming home from our house Christmas Eve/Blitzen didn't mean to run her over/but she was carrying a bunch of sugar cookies. Send me back to the North Pole!"

They looked at me and an awkward silence fell over the van as they shook their heads at me.

Todd told me, "We need to work on your delivery and just words overall."

I shrugged. I thought it was pretty funny. I heard the song on the Television and it sort of got stuck in my head.

Skeeter turned to Todd, "Let's go, man. I got another prank set up at the park."

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We made it to the park and Skeeter was holding a soccer ball.

"We're playing soccer?"

"Nah, Aang. We are going to watch other people try to play soccer."

"Try?" I asked.

"Catch," he threw the soccer ball to me and when it fell into my hand I fell to my knees under the weight. "What's in this thing?" I asked in a strained voice.

Skeeter flashed me a smile that almost blinded me because of some shiny substance in his mouth. "Concrete."

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He left the soccer ball in the middle of the park and told us to go hide behind the bushes. One kid wandered up to it and took a running start towards it, trying to kick it towards the goal it was positioned in front of.

Todd and Skeeter were snickering beside me and I thought what they were doing was cruel.

The kid, who couldn't have been more than eight years old, kicked the ball and propelled forward, his face planted in the ground.

Todd and Skeeter laughed and I chuckled.

Five minutes later a group of kids walked up to it and challenged this one brawny kid to kick the ball into the goal. The kid took a running start and face planted in front of the soccer ball filled with concrete.

This time I actually laughed.

"That's right man," Skeeter nudged my side. "Loosen up. I think you been around women too long. Too long with them and you'll be whipped. And you don't want that."

"I don't?"

"Too late, man," Todd said to Skeeter. "Toph already has him whipped."

"I am not!"

They ignored me.

"Tough? Who the heck is, Tough? What kind of name is that? She from the ghetto? L.A.? Brooklyn? She sounds black. Oh, snap is it a guy?" he looked at me and back at Todd. "Did you lie to me? Did you lie to me?" His voice was so loud it was sort of deafening.

"Toph, you idiot," Todd reprimanded him. "If you met her you'd be whipped even before you open your mouth to speak."

"Gotcha. She hot?"

"Smokin'"

"Guys? I don't think we should talk about Toph that way."

"Shut up, fool," Skeeter scolded me. "We talking women. You a man, join in. Do you think she's hot?"

I shrugged.

"Nah, tell me. Give it to me straight? Do you think she's hot or not? She ugly to you?"

I shook my head.

"So she's hot?"

"I guess…"

Skeeter hit the back of my head. "Answer the question man. You like her?"

I rubbed the back of my head.

"She's my best friend."

"So she's hot?"

"I never said that!"

"So she's ugly?"

"No, she's really, really hot!" I yelled finally fed up with his game and fast talking mouth.

Skeeter and Todd smiled at me in approval.

"You're a good master," Todd complimented Skeeter.

"Of course, young grasshopper."

I can't believe I just yelled out how hot Toph was. It wasn't until I finished saying it that I realized just how true it was. She wasn't just hot, though, she was beautiful. But she was my friend; I doubted she looked at me that way. I shouldn't even be thinking about her that way.

"Alright, follow me boys, I got another prank set up in the woods." Skeeter put an arm around my neck. "That was the first lesson you got from me. Knowing if you're whipped is an important thing, now…all I gotta do is school you in street."

"Street?"

"Word."

I scratched my head. "What word?"

"What?"

"You said word."

"Word."

"What word?"

"Oh, you kidding me right?" he turned to Todd. "Is he joking? Please, tell a brother he's joking."

"He's a foreign exchange student from China. I don't think he's joking."

Skeeter threw up his arms in frustration. "Oh my God! You don't know anything about the street."

I gave him thumbs up. "Word."

We stopped walking and Todd and Skeeter turned to look at me for a long time before Skeeter said, "Don't you ever do that again. I don't know what the heck that was and I don't want ever want to know. You know, I got some advice to you: I'll stay black; you stay white."

"He's Asian, Skeeter."

"Man, I don't give a crap if he's freaking Irish or Hawaiian or a Klingon, he's white enough to be one of youse and no one needs to hear those kind of words coming out of his mouth." Skeeter turned to me. "Forget street, man, you don't need to know it and you're probably never going to use it correctly anyways."

Well, it wasn't my fault I didn't use it right. I didn't even know what the word "word" meant in his vocabulary but I guessed that now I wasn't going to find out.

"Take those caution cones and don't step where the leaves and twigs are."

We took the cones and went to hide above a spot where we were watching the trail.

"Watch this," Skeeter instructed. Two women were running towards the spot where we removed the cones and before my eyes they disappeared under the ground with a splash. I thought they were in trouble or that we were being ambushed but Todd's hand on my shoulder stopped me from helping them.

"They'll get out by themselves, Aang. It's only a few feet deep."

"That took me the whole week to prepare! Oh that's some funny – look here come a guy on a bicycle!"

When he got to the edge of the ditch his bike fell in and he just fell face first in the water. I laughed as he tried to salvage his bike and get out of the water.

I laughed every time someone fell into the water screaming that the ground was gone.

By the end of the day we were laughing so hard that our ribs were hurting.

"I can't believe that the fluffy guy screamed like a girl when he fell in. Good thing he could float," Skeeter laughed.

"And the face on those girls when they fell in," laughed Todd. "Hilarious. That was the mother of all pranks, man. I have to give you your props."

Skeeter was bowing elegantly. "Thank you, thank you very much."

"Thanks for a great laugh, Skeeter."

Skeeter patted my back as we left to get in our own vehicles. "Anytime, Aang man. You want a good laugh I have some videos that I recorded on all my pranks throughout the years. I'll let you borrow them, man."

"Thanks," I called out again before I got in Todd's car and we drove off.

I spent that night thinking about my day, about all the things I learned of my week in this world. I thought about what I said about Toph and blushed. I can't believe I thought of her like that.

Then again…it's not a bad thing if it's true.

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A/N:

So, did ya'll like Aang's day with the guys?

I'm amazing, I just updated yesterday and now I'm updating again...go me!

Anwho, review because I got to know how I'm doing.

Love: Lola of the Peaches

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