reNtZgLeek back here again!
So yeah, I've had a bit of spare time, so what better to do than write fanfiction?
Thanks so much to livi harkness for your review and everything else! In response to your question, I think that Meat Loaf's kid would need a bit of spunk and something quite different, and I personally think that the name Lady GaGa is quite different and unique. And the fact that she got her name off the Queen song 'Radio Ga Ga' is pretty awesome!

Oh! That reminds me, I don't own We Will Rock You, or Queen, or any of their amazing songs! The only things I can claim are my two characters, Freddie Figaro and Lady Gaga.

And now… THE SHOW MUST GO ON! (See what I did there? ;D )

Galileo snuck out into the dead of the night. The darkness engulfed him, making him shudder. There is a lone street lamp down the street, spilling light onto anything in a one metre radius of it. He slowly ambled his way down to this street lamp but before he got there, sobs started to escape his strong hold, and they started to rack his body. He used his shirt to wipe away the stray tears.

Holy God, Gaz. Why are you crying so much?

"I don't know!" Galileo said to the wind, talking to the voice inside his head.

I know why.

"Please tell me. Please!"

Because Scaramouche killed herself… because of you.

Meat rolled over in her bed, search for some warmth. It is the middle of Winter, and it's damn near freezing if you don't have someone to sleep next to.

"Oh God, where'd Gazza go?"

But knowing Meat, if she's in bed, she's not getting out. So she'd wonder the world away, but never go and actually find out where Galileo is. Which is exactly what she's doing. But this gave her plenty of time to think about Britney, and the day he died.

"Why'd you 'ave to go?" Meat whispered.

You know why babe. The heart of Rock 'n' Roll needed me back!

This is a conversation Meat has had countless times in her head.

"Bu' why di' you leave me alone with Lady? I was only two weeks pre'nant!"

It wasn't choice over when to leave, it was the Rock God's choice!

"Screw the Rock Gods! I loved you Brit! I stil' do… And I need you! Now more than ever!"

I know babe, but it was my time to go, and I can't come back. You're a great mother to Lady and a good… friend, to Galileo. I still love you to Meat. And remember, everything I did, I did it for you because you're my baby.

"I-I-I, I love you to, Britney."

Out on the corners of the Bohemian Land, a rugged girl walked quickly across the barren terrain. Her feet were dragging on the hard dirt, and fell multiple times. The next time she fell, she just lay there, unable to muster the strength to move.

"Okay, come and get me! Come on God! If you really exist, take me!"

When nothing happened, she got back up, and started kicking the dirt.

"No good, son of a female dog, stupid piece of CRAP!" She started jumping up and down, crushing the hard packed earth under her feet, her purple pigtails flying everywhere.

"Why did I leave Gazza? He was the best thing that had ever happened to me! But I couldn't handle everything. Britney dying and Meat's depression. It was so hard watching my best friend go through that. Khashoggi being drained and hanging out at the Seas. What an idiot to even think that the bohemians wouldn't care if he was there! And Freddie being born. My little baby! I love Gazza, I really do, but it was so much easier to leave. That's why I faked my own death. I needed to escape. But if I ran away, Gazza would try to find me. So I killed myself. Stripped off, left my clothes on the street, placed a knife on the ground and cut myself using a shard of glass. Covered everything in blood so it looked like I had stabbed myself and bleed everywhere, well I guess I had, and just ran. It would look like I ran, but collapsed somewhere and died. They would never find my body, because it was never to be found. And I kept running. And running, and running. And here I am now. All alone!"

Scaramouche curled up into a ball and cried. Cried until the sun went down. Crying until the wolves started to howl. She cried until she couldn't cry anymore.

"Life, sucks."

"Oh yes it does, little lady, but you've gotta get over that." A muscled figure stood over Scaramouche. He was tall, dark, and mysterious. He was also blocking the light coming from the moon.

"Who the hell are you?"

"My name is Brian May, and I'm your guardian angel."

"Great."

So… taadaa!
Sorry if it is really random, but in my head it made sense.
Just to clarify, Scaramouche 'killed herself' (but she only faked her death) to escape the pressures of her life. Lady Gaga is Meat and Britney's kid, and Freddie is Scaramouche and Galileo's. I think that they are about 7 years old, and Scaramouche left about 2 years ago, and is still wondering the Bohemian land.

Again, any questions, the little button below holds the answers.

My original plan was to actually kill Scaramouche, but I felt bad, so I only made her fake her own death. On the bright side, it gives me much more material to work with!

I've been watching a bit too much Coronation Street with my parents, and in NZ we've got to the part were Joe fakes his own death, much to Gale's hatred. So that's where this idea came from.

Virtual hugs and cookies,
Mackenzie (reNtZgLeek) :D