Moving On
Chapter 11
"Hey Harry" said Hermione once she was up, the others all seemed to get up at the same time. Rolling out of the bed made their way to the dining area once more. Which was now filled with the smell of breakfast. The house elves were only too happy to cook; they didn't get the opportunity to feed people very often. As they did live with a vampire who didn't obviously eat anything.
"Smells brilliant" said Ron sitting down ready to stuff his face.
"So what are we doing today then?" asked Neville eating at a more sedate pace than Ron.
"It's time to start bringing Dumbledore down a peg or two" smirked Harry.
"Brilliant!" shouted Ron "What we doing then?"
"We are going to have a 'conversation' where people will hear not just any people but 'skeeters' will just happen to overhear everything" smirked Harry.
"Great, one problem how do we know where Skeeter's is?" asked Hermione ever the logical one.
"One of you is going to summon her," smirked Harry.
"We have to start talking pretty fast then, otherwise she will think she is being set up" said Ron.
"Yes, I know" said Harry.
"Ok then, tell us what we have to say" said Luna eagerly.
"We are going to talk about the fact he set up a marriage between me and Ginny Weasley without being Harry Potter's magical guardian" said Harry.
"You what?!" shouted Ron wide eyed.
"Yeah, me and Ginny have a marriage contact, which is null and void because Dumbledore isn't my magical guardian and had no right signing it" smirked Harry.
"Ok then, are we going as we are or disguised?" asked Neville.
"Glamour's and Cloaks" said Harry "I'm not taking any chances"
"Good," said Luna nodding her head, better safe than sorry.
"So that's all we are doing?" asked Ron looking put out.
"Slowly Ron, we are doing it slowly, let him wonder who the hell knows about him, make him less popular it will drive him mad, so that he will eventually slip up" smirked Harry.
Ron began smirking himself, it was actually a very good idea, seemed his Gryffindor impulsiveness was coming back along with Harry. Maybe he just wasn't thinking it though like he had been doing since his family had been taken away from him by Voldemort.
"Then lets get the game started" said Hermione, her arms crossed her plate empty and a look of determination on her face.
They all put glamour's on themselves, ones that wouldn't easily be removed or begin fading. Cloaks were put on and together they walked out of Snape manor. Making sure they were covered they apparated away, and with a smirk Hermione gleefully said 'Accio Rita Skeeter's' and as she started flying towards them, she changed into a bug and Harry quickly began talking.
"Can you believe it though?" asked Harry conspicuously. Their voices were changed; deeper than before, thankfully it had been a spell Hermione had learned. Otherwise Skeeters might have recognised their voices.
"I know! Who would have believed Dumbledore would do something like that?!" said Ron his voice that of complete shock.
"I know! I mean trying to get Potter married off to Ginny Weasley? I mean come on!" said Neville.
"Actually Dumbledore wasn't even Potter's magical guardian, Sirius Black was and still is" sneered Harry.
The others caught on, acting as though they were Slytherin's that way no one would ever suspect them.
"There's no proof though" said Luna sounding downhearted.
"Only with a goblin at Gringotts," shrugged Hermione.
"No one would be able to get the proof" sneered Harry.
"That's a shame really, doesn't matter now even if we got proof Potter's dead" sneered Ron.
"That's true" said Harry.
"We best stop talking about it, especially in public someone might hear" whispered Ron.
"Yeah your right" said Neville.
"So how's the job hunt going?" asked Hermione thinking of anything that would have Skeeters going away so they could stop this game for now.
Out of the corner of their eyes, they saw a bug fly off in the other direction. Smirking together they clapped hands, part 1 was officially under way. They decided to apparate back to Snape manor and think of other ways where they could attack Dumbledore from.
"Dobby?" shouted Harry if he had some sort of connection with the house elf it should come.
The elf popped in its eyes going wide before big droplets of tears started pouring down the little things face.
"Master Potter?" asked Dobby unable to believe his eyes.
"It's me Dobby," smiled Harry "It's nice to see you again" and it was he hadn't realised just how much he had missed the little elf until it was here. The house elf had its whole body wrapped around Harry's legs quite strongly too.
"Oh Master Harry I didn't believe you had ran away!" sobbed Dobby.
"Dumbledore kept me in his old house" said Harry, "I was saved by being turned into a vampire"
"Oh Master Harry! I is so glad you're alive" sobbed the little elf not even bothered that Harry was a vampire.
"Dobby will you do us a favour?" asked Harry curiously.
"Of course! Anything for Master Harry" said Dobby finally stopping his crying now looking at Harry waiting on instructions.
"Can you put potions into Dumbledore's drink?" asked Harry.
The others frowned, wondering what he could want Dobby to put in the headmasters drink. Dobby looked weary as well, wondering what on earth he was going to have to give the headmaster.
"Nothing too horrible, just stuff that will change his hair colour and robes for the rest of the day" smirked Harry.
"Why?" frowned Hermione.
"Because I want some fun and because it will help in getting him mad he will slip up eventually" smirked Harry.
The others nodded; Dobby relaxed and agreed to put whatever Harry wanted into Dumbledore's drink.
"Good" smirked Harry going towards the dungeons of Snape Manor grabbing a book on the way. He had been surprised to see a potion prank book but he shouldn't have been, Snape wouldn't have taken it all as a child he would have given as good as he got.
The five of them worked on different prank potions, they were all simple and easy to make so it was no challenge for anyone not even Neville.
"Here take this one and give it to him" said Harry, after spending some time catching up with the house elf. It seemed Dobby and Winky had gotten together, and had two baby elves, Harry had made Dobby promise to let him see them some day.
"What will that one do?" asked Hermione after they bottled their own potions and labelled them.
"Turn his robes black, his hair green and beard will braid itself to say fool on it" said Harry smirking.
"Brilliant!" smirked Ron "I wish I had thought of this ages ago!" thinking about the Slytherin's he could have pranked. He hadn't really pranked anyone; Harry had not been one to prank anyone really.
"Wished I could see it" sighed Luna enviously.
"We will, one day" smirked Harry.
"How?" frowned Neville.
"Snape will be there, I will get the memory from him" smirked Harry.
"Ohh" said Neville nodding his head, of course they will be able to see it and he couldn't wait. He had never liked the headmaster; the old man had never really paid any attention to him.
"Game on" smirked Harry as Dobby popped away with the potion.
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"I don't want you leaving without telling me first" said Dumbledore, he had been really angry when Snape had disappeared for a whole day without asking his permission.
"I cannot help when Voldemort calls me" said Severus.
"Yet you have nothing to say about it" said Dumbledore.
"Do you want me to go into detail about the Muggle's they tortured and had vampires play with before killing them? Swearing if anyone was betraying him that it would be there fate as well?" snapped Severus.
Frowning "No I do not" and that was the end of that conversion.
Severus took a drink of his coffee he had to unfortunately drink and eat around Dumbledore. He wasn't pleased with having to because he had to sick it back up and it tasted like ash in his mouth but needs a must.
He didn't even get a chance to swallow it, for once he spat it back out as Dumbledore's outfit and clothes changed. He knew immediately who had done it, he was curious about HOW he had done it. This was a potion from his book he had made on pranks during his schooling.
He couldn't help but sneer, the black robes was a nice change from the disgusting multicoloured robes he usually wore. The students weren't so quiet about their amusement they were roaring with laughter nearly peeing themselves. Dumbledore left but came back about an hour later asking Severus for help. Apparently he couldn't get the robes off nor whatever spell was used to change his hair colour to leave; he was most upset about his beard.
Of course Severus couldn't help no matter what he did.
If he was bad, just wait until dinner when he was about to make the front headlines, and in his new look as well.
Here we go how did you like this chapter? How do you like the revenge going? will Dumbledore get mad and loose control? what else can i do to bring down Dumbledore? apart from what i am doing just now? pranking and making Rita Skeeter put things in the paper? id really like Neville come up with something! so please if you can think of anything review me please. R&R pls