reNtZgLeek back again for the third time today!
So yet again, I don't own We Will Rock You, or Queen, or any of their amazing songs! The only things I can claim are my three characters, Brian May, Freddie Figaro and Lady Gaga (But I can't claim their names).

ANNNNNNDDDDD… GOOOOOO! :D

The ground was flying under Scaramouche's feet, her pigtails flapping in the breeze. Her lungs were exhausted and her throat coarse from the heavy breathing. But she kept going. She kept running until she stopped, but even then, she managed to keep running. Nothing was going to keep her from running back into the life she ran away from. She could see it now, her in Gazza's bed, making love deep into the night. Hugging Freddie, and never letting go. Kissing Gaz until his lips bled. Playing with Freddie in the backyard, chasing him until the moon rose. Life was going to be perfect, once she got back. No more wandering solider for her.

Galileo lay in his bed, his needs fulfilled for the night. That's when it clicked in his mind: he loves Meat Loaf. But he loves Scaramouche as well. Meat was such a good friend to him, and knowing that she went through the same thing as him, having a lover die, meant that they had a special bond. But Scaramouche was his one and only! She was the girl that took his 'v-card' and she was the first girl he ever loved. Granted, Meat is his second… But Scaramouche is the mother of his child!

Boy was he in a pickle.

The night wizzed past Scaramouche's eyes as she ran her way back to the Heartbreak.
How bloody far did I run?

"You did run pretty far, hun."

"Holy crap!" She cried, being scared out of her skin. Then she saw that it was Brian. "You again."

"Me again baby."

"Yeah, I gathered that. What are you doing here?"

"You seem like you need some spiritual guidance, and I'm here to do some guiding."

"Well I don't need any God damned guiding!"

"I'm here now, so, what's on your mind."

"Nothing! I just need to run!"

"Where are you running to?"

"Running home!" Scaramouche screamed. It felt amazing just to say it. She was finally going home! "I'm going home! Going home to Gazza, to Freddie, to Meat and the other bohemians! I'm going home!"

"I wouldn't do that if I were you."

"Why in the name of Rock not?"

"Galileo has a little, surprise, there for you."

"Oh, Gazza didn't have to do that for me!"

"Well, you can kind of thank Meat for that."

"I can't wait to thank them in person! See ya, oh hairy one!" Scaramouche yelled, waving behind her as she took off.

Dear God, Brian thought, I feel sorry for the poor guy that has to tell her the 'surprise'.

"And so, this blonde walks into this bar, and - " Galileo started.

"I don't get it." Big Macca said.

"Well, I think that in the old days, 'blondes' were stupid girls that were easy to make fun of."

"Okay, continue."

"This blonde walks into a bar, and she says, wait for it… ow!" Guffawed Galileo.

At this point, Meat walked into the Seven Seas where Galileo and Big Macca were seated. She slowly made her way up to Gazza and placed her hand on Gazza's sholder.

"Gaz, honey, I need to talk to you."

"Sure, babe."

"I still don't get it mate!" Macca yelled after Galileo as he walked off with Meat.

"What do you need to talk to me about, Meat?" Galileo said, looking into Meat's lovely, bright eyes.

"Gaz," Said Meat, meeting Galileo's strong gase. "I'm pregnant."