title: catch the fairy
pairing: sasusaku.
draft: 007 - "Stop watching porn!"
disclaimer: naw dawg, that ain't me.
an: i am a college student who freaking hates waiting a billion hours for her next class. therefore, i am writing this now.
catch the fairy
Sakura never realized just how bright the screens of electronic devices were - that is, until she was trying to sleep. Sakura and Sasuke both used the main suite of their shared dorm. Sakura usually liked to curl up and sleep on the couch because she found her bedroom a little too cold with the air conditioner always blasting away.
Hoodies just weren't enough in their dorm.
"Sasuke-kun. I'm tired." she said, heavily hinting to Sasuke, who didn't acknowledge her request at all. Instead, he glanced at her from over his laptop screen, grunted, and then averted his attention back to his whatever it was.
"Sasuke-kun." Sakura repeated, this time a little more impatiently.
"Shut up, Sakura."
"I fucking hate you." Sakura responded getting up and striding over to where Sasuke sat. He almost laughed out loud when she stubbed her toe on the leg of the table he sat at. She cursed loudly and fell into the chair next to Sasuke.
"I am serious, you." she snapped, turning her body in the direction of Sasuke; he didn't seem too concerned. Sakura growled and slammed her hand down on the surface of the table, finally getting the attention of Sasuke. His dark eyes snapped in the direction of the twitching hand and then he averted his gaze to Sakura's own sharp glare. He smirked, grunted, and then continued to type.
"Sakura, don't you have some studying to do?" he asked condescendingly. Sakura gasped; the nerve of that boy! Sakura considered actually maiming him at that point, but knowing how Sasuke was a momma's boy, he would just tell his mother and her mother would submit a report to Sakura's mother, who would then chastise her for the rest of her college career. How unfair Sakura found it all to be...
Sasuke found Sakura grinding her teeth absolutely unnerving, so he shot her an irritated look. She replied with a rather rude expression and the Uchiha raised a brow.
That Sakura...she was so childish. Especially when she tried to get him all flustered. Sad to say, her endeavors always worked. Regardless of the nonsense she spewed.
"Uchiha Sasuke, stop watching porn, you pervert!" she screamed at the top of her lungs. Her dark-haired childhood enemy gazed at Sakura, now very annoyed and (slightly) flustered. The pink spreading on Sasuke's normally pale cheeks told Sakura that she was successful.
The female college student smirked in triumph as Sasuke snapped his laptop shut.
"What the hell are you talking about?" he seethed, his cheeks flaming. Sakura laughed loudly and yanked the door open to their dorm; almost immediately after the door cracked open, Uzumaki Naruto, Sasuke's idiot best friend, barreled in.
"Teme's watching porn?" Naruto questioned, his interrogative statement end several octaves higher than his normal voice. "What the hell, teme? Move over, I wanna watch!"
"What?" Sasuke snapped, clutching his laptop closer to his chest, "No, I'm not! Go away, dobe!"
Sakura's hysterical laughter rebounded off the walls of their dorm and found its way into the hall, where many of the residing students were at the moment. It was already too late for Sasuke to try to explain himself, as he was written off by approving males and slightly aroused females.
Uchiha Sasuke was a fan of porn.
It had to be true since Haruno Sakura had screamed it earlier and that idiot Uzumaki confirmed her accusation. Bypassers looked into the dorm and saw Sasuke gripping his laptop tightly as Naruto tried to seize the device.
"Sakura!" he bellowed, "I'm going to kill you!"
Sakura wasn't at all afraid of his threatening tone. Instead she giggled girlishly and wagged her finger, "Shame, shame on you Sasuke-kun. What will Mikoto-bachan think?"
Her face feigned horror as he threw his laptop in his room on his bed and snapped the locked door shut. Naruto frowned and grumbled something along the lines of Sasuke being 'stingy'.
Nonetheless, he stayed: boy, did Sasuke look pissed. And at Sakura! He had to see what was going to happen.
"I fucking hate you," he seethed. Sakura's mean laughter calmed down and she challenged his deathly glares with a cheeky look of defiance. Sasuke marched closer to Sakura and caged her against the wall. He slammed his hands against the wall; however, Sakura remained unafraid.
Instead, she poked his forehead much like he had done after he kicked the soccer ball at her head. Before Sasuke could take her into a half-nelson, Sakura quickly ducked under his arm and out the door.
"You'll have to catch me if you want to kill me, Sasuke-kun!"
At her challenge, Sasuke dashed out the door, leaving Naruto alone in their suite. Naruto could hear Sasuke and Sakura's hollers down the hall, when signs of their presence disappeared, he withdrew a pick and walked over to Sasuke's locked bedroom.
Naruto's lips curled into a cheeky grin.
"Clearly, I need this more than he does."
an: i've been writing a lot lately. hm...i wonder when i will run out of momentum. huhhhh.
anyway, i dig reviews greatly.
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