A/N: I know it's been a while since I updated, but I'm glad I have at least one review lol and hopefully theres more than one person reading this story. Well here you go, another Chapter.
Attempted Murder: of an Uchiha Brat
Ok so picking a fight with her new teammates hadn't exactly been brilliant, but then again neither had agreeing to move in with Kakashi. He paired her off against Sasuke for the afternoon, figuring it would be a bit harder to set him off than the other two and he soon realized he was oh so very wrong. One minute the kids were sparring the next Sasuke was screaming and strangling Katsumi who in turn stabbed him in the chest with a kunai, aiming for his heart and thankfully getting stuck on a rib bone. "FUCKING QUEER CHICKEN ASS HAIRED BRAT, IT'S NO WONDER YOUR WHOLE FAMILIES DEAD! YOU FUCKING FAIL AS A NINJA, THEY WERE SO ASHAMED OF YOU THEY PROBABLY BEGGED ITACHI TO KILL THEM!" Sasuke didn't even hesitate he pulled his own kunai and was inches away from slitting her throat when Kakashi blasted them apart with a water jutsu.
Kakashi was pulling the kunai out of Sasukes chest whle Katsumi recovered from the hit, "Katsumi go home." She stood up and glared at Kakashi. "You're not the boss of me, I can do whatever the hell I want!" Kakashi stepped away from Sasuke, flash stepping in front of her he picked her up by the front of her shirt and started to yell. "You are going to go back to the house immediately and wait there for me until I come home. If you're not there when I get there I swear by the Kages I'm going to beat you!" He dropped her before she could reply and went back to taking care of Sasuke who was smirking at her, to her annoyance his smirk grew as she felt the tears star to fall. She grabbed her bag and took off, ignoring Kakashi's threat she headed for the edge of Konaha and crawled into her secret spot.
Naked Mishap
After patching up Sasuke, Kakashi headed home to deal with is new charge and hopefully talk some sense into the girl. He was expecting a bit of a fight, what he wasn't expecting was for her to be missing not only from the house but apperantly all of Konaha. Kakashi quickly realized he wasn't going to find her without help, he headed for Granny Tsu's the local pub to round up a few Jounin friends to help him search. They spent hours running around Konaha, and in the end it was Genma who found her. Kakashi knew the moment she was found because he heard Genma screaming like a little girl. Everyone teleported to where Genma was and couldn't decide to laugh at him and leave him to his fate or attempt to help him. There stood a very naked and pissed off Katsumi blushing bright red while covering her chest with one arm and holding a kunai to Genma's balls with the other, Kakashi was going to ask why she was naked but after a quick look around he realized they were in a cave of sorts and her lack of clothing was because of the pool of water she'd obviously been swimming in.
Kurenai seeing the girls problem and understanding her obvious anger stepped forward and smacked Genma, "All of you get out, now!" Katsumi dropped her kunai and hid behind the nice lady with the pretty red eyes, who's name she vaguelly recalled was Kurenai. When all the men had walked out of the cave, dragging Genma who'd fainted along with Katsumi moved to grab her clothes. "Thank you Kurenai-san for understanding my dilema...he didn't seem to get why I couldn't get out of the water and then when he dragged me out of the pool I just reacted." Kurenai smiled down at the little kunoichi who acted so much like her mother minus the obvious mental problems. "Katsumi I'd have done the same thing as would any kunoichi worth her salt, I don't blame you for trying to catrate Genma...quite frankly no one probably will except for Genma."
Im Sorry But Im Not
Kakashi listened intently as the two kunoichi spoke and he wondered in Katsumi would do better with Kurenai's team, until he remembered Kiba Inuzuka was part of that group. The two ninja would try and kill each other quicker than even she and Sasuke had. When they walked out of the cave, Katsumi now fully clothed and a bit calmer than when they'd first showed up. Kakashi was about to lay into her until she turned and looked at him, she began to tear up again as she apologized for not only stabbing Sasuke but running off. He was kind of speechless, he had not expected her to be remorseful in the least. "Uhh it's ok just don't do it again, or I'll have to figure out some form of punishment." She kept crying and glared at the ground, "You know he's not completely innocent, granted I called him a Chicken Ass Haired Brat but that was no excuse for what he said to me...I'm sorry for causing you problems Kakashi-Sensei but I'm not sorry for stabbing Sasuke Uchiha." Confused about what she was saying he questioned her statement, "What did he say?" She glared even harder at the ground and refused to speak. "Katsumi, what did Sasuke say?" Still glaring at the ground she stopped crying and began to look really pissed off, "He said my mother was a freak and disgusting for having me, and that I'm an abomination because Orochimaru experemented on us both...so Sensei again, I'm not sorry for stabbing him."
Kakashi couldn't help but think it. 'Yeah me neither.'
Shouldn't Taunt Pedo-maru, It Never Ends Well
Returning from a Mission he'd taken her on Kakashi walked along side Katsumi reading his ever present Icha Icha, "You know people think you're a total Hentai because you walk around reading Porn all day." Kakashi smiled beneath his mask, "You don't say." She smiled up at him, "Yeah, me personally I think it's your way of making up for the fact that you never get laid." She cackled maniaclly and danced away as he scowled and swung said Porn book at her head. "I'll have you know I've gotten laid more than you have." She smiled and started walking backward so she could see him while she spoke. "Thats no major feate Sensei, I'm only twelve obvously I'm still a virg..." Kakashi looked up from his book to find Katsumi suspended a few feet in the air by her throat, the culprit her Dear Ole' Dad. "Kakashi how sweet of you to bring her right to me." Kakashi dropped his book and pulled a kunai and started to fight for the little kunoichi, who was kicking and swinging and slowly turning blue. Kakashi managed to distract Orochimaru long enough for Katsumi to break free, she remembered herself and pulled a kunai and severed the tongue choking her slowly. She bit into her thumb and formed the seals, slamming her hand into the ground, "Snake Summoning Jutsu: Summons Kokoro!" Kakashi smiled as she hopped on her snake and joined the fight, he wouldn't have blamed her for running for it.
"Not running off to mommy, Princess?" Katsumi smirked up at her father, "Whats there to run from, all I see here is you Pedo-maru, you know it's not becoming for a Sanin such as yourself to rape little boys and girls." Kakashi smiled beneath his mask, Orochimaru was consentrating on her and her scathing insults and didn't even notice Kakashi's Raikiri flying at him till it was there. The Snake man barely dodged it, taking the brunt of the jutsu on his shoulder instead. He screamed and lunged for Katsumi who tried to jump away but tripped over her own feet. Kakashi watched in horror as she stumbled over herself in fright and was caught around the waist by the Sanin. He cringed as she let out blood curtling screams as her father bit her throat, marking her with his Cursed Seal. Kakashi ran forward and caught the now unconcious kunoichi before she hit the fround, while Orochimaru cackled and slithered back to whatever hole he'd crawled out of.
Kakashi sealed the dark mark and carried his unconious charge back to the Village, Kakashi watched helplessly as they took her and locked her up after putting chakra seals on her. "Hokage what are they doing, she's not a danger to us?" Sarutobi turned to Kakashi with a grim look on his face, "That seal of my students...it's a Curse Seal. If she even survives the tranformation, she will be a great danger to everyone. Her Chakra levels will match those of Naruto and the Demon Kyubi inside him." Kakashi fought the urge to steal her away, he'd become attached to her in the few weeks he'd had her. "She's no danger to me, let me take her home." Sarutobi looked thoughful over Kakashi's statement. "If she survives the Transformation and is stable you can take her home when she wakes up." As if on cue, the bound kunoichi began to scream in agony as her body tore itself apart from the inside out. Kakashi watched as it all happened, he watched as the silver vines stretched from the Curse Seal on her throat and wound themselves around her body like intricate Tattoo's. He sat there the entire three days she suffered, suffering with her. He was almost relieved when she stopped screaming, until he realized her heart had stopped too.
A/N:Sooooo...what now?
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