A/N: Since I consider 4 reviews to be popular, I'm going to continue my story. YAY!

Disclaimer: It was such a total fluke when playing M.A.S.H. with my friends that I ended up marrying BB and my job was a serial killer. We didn't plan it like that, so it was pretty weird. We also didn't plan that me and BB had 45 kids, lived an apartment, drove a blood red pick-up truck, and had an elephant as a pet. I feel sorry for our neighbors…

Ask L why he didn't wipe off his eyeliner.

Tell Mello that he looks like a coconut head.

Ask Matt why he doesn't kiss Mello already.

Throw all of Near's toys away, claiming that they're for babies.

Buy a huge fake diamond ring and tell Misa that Light proposed to you.

Ask BB if he's best friends with LL Cool J. (Listen to his song Mama Said Knock You Out to get it.)

Ask Light if he has the moves like Jagger.

Replace L's sugar cubes with Splenda.

Buy Mello a pair of stilettos and ask him if he's going to stand on the street corner tonight.

Tell Matt that video games suck and books are way better.

Super-glue two mismatching puzzle pieces together and watch Near struggle to tear them apart.

Ask Misa what the Pythagorean Theorem is.

Ask Light why he is named after a super-sparkly murderer. (Kira means sparkle in Japanese)

Ask L why everybody in Japan calls him "R" (Japanese people don't have the letter L in their alphabet. They often use the letter "R" in place of the L for English words)

Steal Mello's gun and put it next to Near with the safety off.

Tell BB that he has an unhealthy obsession with L.

Put green hair dye into Near's shampoo and then after he showers ask him why he had the urge to grow a garden.

Buy sugar-free chocolate for Mello.

Flush all of Matt's cigarettes down the toilet.

Take a retarded picture of Misa and sell it to a famous gossip magazine.

Put peanut-butter on all of the computer keyboards, and then ask L why he has sticky keys.

Paint Mello's room yellow, telling him that it's a "mellow" color.

Ask Light if he was best friends with Saddam Hussein.

Tell Misa that Light is dumping her for L.

Ask BB if he's that world famous detective.

Stick Hello-Kitty band-aids all over Near.

Ask Misa who she is, and then keep telling her it doesn't ring a bell. Then snap your fingers and say, "I remember now! You were that hobo girl I saw at the homeless shelter!"

Turn Matt into the SPCA, telling them to be careful because he bites.

Ask L if he ever went to Hogwarts and met Dumbledore.

Tell Near that this is a restricted area and that children should not be here.

Tell Light not to go near a mirror because it might shatter just looking at him.

Tell everyone that you got a break-through in the Kira case, but then apologize saying that you realized it was just Mello.

Tell Light that you know what L's full name is, but then refuse to tell him.

Demand that Near owes you $30 when you're the one who lost the bet.

Tell BB that he's the emo version of L.

Ask L if he's an insomniac.

Tell Misa that she doesn't need a scary costume for Halloween- she can go as herself.

Yell at Matt because he wont stop playing his "Game PS and his P Boy."

Start laughing hysterically and tell Light that you didn't know he played for the other team.

Tell BB that he did a really good job on his Halloween costume.

Ask Mello if he's planning on being Misa's bridesmaid.

Rip the head off of Near's teddy bear and then tell him that it was for the best.

Ask L if he's ever been a victim of identity theft.

Ask Light if he's ever met Edward Cullen.

Replace Mello's gun with Near's finger puppets.

Put super-glue on the inside rims of Matt's goggles.

Tell Misa that Light moved to Antarctica.

Ask Light if he's ever considered doing the Justin Beiber look.

Run around the house yelling that the Shinigami are chasing you.

Tell BB that the L look was "so last year."

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