The streets of New York echoed with the rattle of the Deadpool's Technicals rear mounted ZPU Anti Aircraft Gun. Streams of tracer, as well as canny shooting by the gun crew had kept, for the moment, Ms. Marvel and Spiderman away from the convoy as they rocketed down Wall Street. The Deadpools had already scored a few kills with a pair of police helicopters and a HAMMER owned Thunder Hawk already shot down.

"Osborne we are having problems down here we could use some back-up." Karla called over the radio, "They have some kind of energy field that's preventing me going intangible and the rate of fire is keeping Mac from getting close."

"Just stay on their tail, ground support is around a minute behind you, if you can stall them then we can catch up with them." Osborne ordered

"Mac cut them off and web the road, even if it doesn't stop them then we can at least slow them down." Karla ordered. Mac hissed and swung into an alley as Karla threw a few energy blasts that were deflected by the strange energy field.

"Keep firing comrades, the capitalist Avengers will feel the might of the Red Army." Deadpool instructed his troops in a very bad Russian accent. "Cut them down so America knows our might." he added as Spiderman vanished down a back alley. Rounding the corner the Flatbed jack-knifed to avoid a mass of black gunk that was covering the road in front of it.

"What now sir?" Deadpool LMD 7 asked from the driver's seat.

"We go back." Deadpool replied kicking the gear stick of the technical forcing it into reverse. The second Technical responded and the Flatbed creaked as it turned tightly to follow them as the energy projector on the back threatened to fall off as the four LMDs mounted on the back scanned the sky's with RPGs and Stinger Missile Launchers.

"Osborne change of plan they are heading straight for the HAMMER pursuit forces. Be warned they are carrying Heavy Weapons and have the craziness to match their forces with ours." Karla informed as she swung round followed by Mac.

"Don't worry Karla, we have two APCs loaded with HAMMER agents as well as Kephi and Antman heading towards them they should be able to stop that convoy." Osborne confirmed, "Just be ready to join the battle after they make contact."

"Sir we have contacts in the road ahead." Deadpool LMD 7 informed Wade, "Two Grizzly Class APCs armed with 12mm Machine Guns, capable of carrying eight fully armed soldiers."

"Ahh give me that matey." Deadpool growled snatching an RPG off of the back seat. "I Captain Wade Sparrow will take care of these marauders." he added sticking his head out of the sun-roof. "Ahh haa that scurvy Osborne will regret trying to take the Red Pearl from me." he growled firing the RPG which barley caused a dent on the APC. Ducking down to avoid the machine gun Deadpool picked up a second anti tank weapon this time a much bulkier launcher. "Let's see them resist this?" he asked popping back out of the sun roof, "Ahh manning the cannon." he warned as he fired.

"What did you say?" one of the LMDs asked putting it head into the back-blast before falling off of the Technical it's chassis smoking. The rocket fired streaked towards the APC and impacted in the area where the first RPG impacted causing the Grizzly to explode shattering the road with shrapnel.

"Hand me another," Deadpool said in his pirate voice

"Sir the other rocket is in the other Technical." Deadpool LMD 9 told him

"Then take us over." Deadpool growled just before the second Technical burst into fire as the second Grizzly's machine gunner shot the engine compartment. "On second thoughts take me over the enemy vessel." he ordered pointing his sword at the Grizzly

"Aye sir." Captain Jack Sparrow agreed, "Shall I have first mate 22 keep the flag ship on course?"

"Aye." Deadpool growled, "And get out of my fan-fic Impurest Cheese didn't classify this as a cross-over."

As the Technical pulled alongside the Grizzly, Deadpool jumped sticking his blade through the side of the APC to pull himself up. Reaching the vehicles roof he pulled the HAMMER agent off of the Machine Gun and threw him off the vehicle as the Flat Bed driven by LMD 22 pulled up alongside and three LMD disembarked to join the boarding action. Dropping down into the vehicles main hull Deadpool fell straight onto a HAMMER agents lap who pulled out his pistol for what should have been an easy execution shot if not for his attended victim elbowing him in the face as he got up. The dropped pistol went off the bullet smashing into the driver's back causing the APC to swerve and crash into a bus parked on the other side of the road.

"Ouch," Deadpool said as something stung him on the back of the neck, "Antman I thought we were friends."

"We're not friends Deadpool last night or this night or whatever it was you killed me." O'Grady replied as he rocketed around Deadpool's face stinging him. Deadpool retaliated by waving his Katana around trying to swat the diminutive Avenger to no avail, although the surviving HAMMER agents were not so lucky.

"Stay still," Deadpool complained as Antman dodged and weaved his blows. Up above him the LMDs were firing at someone but were seemingly loosing as the sound of gunshots quickly faded as black sticky webbing curved around Deadpool's arms hoisting him up and into the maw of Spiderman.

"Ahh," Deadpool screamed as his head vanished inside the Symbiote's mouth. Aware that his life was in danger Wade slashed with his Katana and struck in the Symbiote's jaw, the lethal blade just inches away from his face as the robust blade propped the creature's jaw open allowing him to escape.

"Bring out the Bumblebee." he ordered one of the Deadpools standing on the Flat-Bed.

"Yes Sir." LMD 18 answered pulling out a long rocket launcher. "Should I fire now Sir?" it asked

"Yes you unthinking automaton." Deadpool yelled as Spiderman grabbed him from behind again.

"Any last words punk?" Spiderman hissed

"Just that a lot of heat and pressure equals a bad hair day." Deadpool replied

"Huh." Spiderman answered confused as Deadpool leaped onto the Flat Bed as a rocket went the other way impacting with the Grizzly in a fiery explosion. Looking back Deadpool saw Antman and Spiderman had leapt from the burnt APC and had escaped the blast radius.

"Dimmitt Fucking Avengers are really getting on my last nerve." Deadpool swore

Back down the Highway the Emerald Scarab emerged from the wreckage of the first Grizzly APC, golden fire dancing across her fingers. Already a crowd had arrived and was being kept under control by a mounted police officer.

"You Cavalry Man," the Scarab barked, "I need your horse." she finished throwing the officer off the horse. The beast reared as she got on and took off at a full gallop after the fleeing Deadpools.

Antman kicked a broken bottle on the side of the road. Mac Gangan had swung off after the convoy and 'Ms. Marvel' leaving him on the side of the road unable to catch up with his boosters or on foot. Racing down the street a massive black horse emerged with the Scarab mounted on its back carrying a massive spear. Seeing him she vaulted off the horse and over to his position in a single movement landing soundlessly next to him.

"What do you want?" Antman spat bitterly

"You." the Scarab answered looking at him oddly, "The rest of us are of corrupted flesh yet you carry the spark of decency within, it confuses me."

"Great," Antman said sarcastically, "Why don't you jump back onto your stallion and ride off after them."

"She is a mare, and I need your help." the Scarab replied, "The machine that the mocking warrior carries is powerful and I know little about technology."

"So I'm you're nerd." O' Grady replied, "Sorry but I've had it, I'm not Avenger material, I mean I died last night."

"Not just you, the archer, iron warrior and the savage carnivore fell before you. It was only the Deadpool's trickery that brought you down, and I myself was incapacitated." the Scarab said the last words like bitter on her tongue. "Now will you ride with me?" she asked.

"Hell why not?" Antman answered climbing onto the horse as the Scarab urged it forward after Deadpool.

"Cause it's the highway to hell." Deadpool sang as he fired his SA-80 up at Ms. Marvel and the Iron Patriot who dodged and returned fire with Repulsor blasts and energy beams. Their attacks were futile while the confiscated Skrull made infiltration generator was up and running there wasn't a damm thing those two could do except land and face him in hand to hand combat. Deadpool suddenly grinned maliciously as he dropped the light machine gun and crawled up to the generator and flipped the gravity manipulation function.

"And you're going down. All the way." he sang as Ms. Marvel and Osborne went crashing into the road.

"Sir new contact." one of the LMDs mounted on the remaining Technical informed him. "On our six." it added

Deadpool turned and saw the Emerald Scarab urging the horse she was mounted on faster as she carried a six foot obsidian tipped spear that like the Kopesh she had used earlier, or later, in the day glittered with an internal light.

"Open fire stop that horse." Deadpool called as the LMDs adjusted the angle of the ZPU to fire at the charging beast. As the first bullets rang out the Scarab threw her spear and veered off into a side street.

"We lost them," Deadpool cried trying to pull the spear out of his chest that pinned him to the generator, "We really lost them." he looked over at the Technical only to see that it had disappeared. Looking back he saw the vehicle dangling from a building covered in black webbing with Spiderman ruthlessly tossing the LMDs around before biting off their heads.

"Okay we made it," Deadpool said finally pulling himself off the spear. "LMD 22 any Avengers still following us."

"No sir all Avengers have ceased pursuit." LMD 22 replied

"Then head to the castle, we'll finish this there." Deadpool instructed not noticing the flare of tiny boosters slip inside the generator, "Today the Avengers die again." he stated, "I mean they can only live twice right?" he asked as the sound of sirens faded into the distance.

Impurest Cheese: - How about that then Deadpool, did that live up to your expectations.

Deadpool: - No I wanted the whole thing to be one big explosion but it will have to do.

Impurest Cheese: - Well the climax is coming up and anything could happen.

Deadpool: - I'm hopping that I kill someone.

Impurest Cheese: - And I'm hoping for some good reviews.

Jack Sparrow: - And I'm hopping to get the Black Pearl back

Impurest Cheese: - What are you still doing here?

Jack Sparrow: - Just talking to Songbird, we're going on a boating date.

Deadpool: - Wait I thought she didn't date criminals

Songbird: - We're not dating I'm just thinking of going on a cruise and he offered me a trip on the Black Pearl

Deadpool: - Wouldn't you prefer a trip on the Ocean King?

Songbird: - Phh, knowing my luck there will be a terrorist attack the day before we board and it will be cancelled

Impurest Cheese: - Am I even in this conversation any more?

Deadpool: - Thunderbolts: Cruise Control coming to theatres near you, this time it's on a boat.

Impurest Cheese: - I guess not.