The once proud Latvarian Embassy stood overlooking the Hudson. After Doom's attack on his Avengers, Osborne had convinced the US Government that Latvaria was a rouge state once again under the control of Doom. Few people paid the embassy any attention and even fewer actually stopped to go inside even though it was still technically open to all. Outside the building a Flat Bed Truck stood with three Deadpool LMDs armed with RPGs and Stinger Missile Launchers. They had been programmed to stay on guard duty but LMD 17, 20 and 29 were poor quality models and lacked the advanced intelligence of the remaining models. It was no surprise when all three were cut down quickly as HAMMER agents arrived and put up a cordon around the building.

"You 11 are my most formidable warriors my elite and I say that we will fight these Avengers in the courtyards, we will fight them in the atriums, we will fight them in the labs and that crazy Doom themed gift shop." Deadpool lectured smoking a cigar and squeezing a plush Doctor Doom that growled, "All Obey Doom."

"We know our targets." LMD 6 stated from the Crimson Dynamo armor.

"Good isolate them and then destroy them. That Skrull Generator should tip the fight in our favour. Now strike a pose people and head to your positions." Deadpool ordered, "22 take 8, 25 and 30 down into the basement, if we fail that will be our escape route."

"Yes Sir," LMD 22 replied before motioning to the others to follow him down. Picking up a massive M134 Chaingun Deadpool headed for the atrium as the other LMDs took up covering positions.

"Deadpool," Osborne spat as he the former emerged from the embassy, "You can't win your outnumbered and outclassed."

"Maybe Osborne but I have a proposition for you." Deadpool said, "Right now Songbird and the others are breaking out of Asgard. People will talk, say that Osborne's Avengers are too weak to stop a C Lister like her."

"We'll survive Deadpool which is more then I can say for you." Osborne sneered, "Agents take aim and fire on my mark."

"I'm offering you a chance to showcase your Avengers strength, You and them vs. me and my best." Deadpool offered

"I have all the advantages why would I agree to that." Osborne replied

"Because," Deadpool lectured, "The Latverian Embassy was rigged for demolition. I moved those Demo charges to Avengers Tower." Deadpool continued, "And we both know that I will do it. Hundreds of innocent lives against seven let's face it disgusting individuals."

"Fine I agree to you terms," Osborne said reluctantly

"Good 22 hold off on the explosives for now." Deadpool ordered over the radio, "Now Deadpool champions attack." he added opening fire with the M134 on Osborne who dived out the way just in time.

"Remember Osborne you don't have time to bleed." Deadpool said swinging the gun round to track the Iron Patriot. Osborne returned fire with his Repulsors only to find their shots blocked as they had been earlier.

"You still have shields, I must say Deadpool you may have a fractured mind but you have come up with some good tactics." Osborne growled "Almost too good for you." he added dodging more rounds from the chain gun. Silently he noted that Karla was headed straight for Deadpool's exposed back.

"Not today." Deadpool said as LMD 6 crashed through the embassy wall in the Dynamo Armor and gabbed her before throwing her into the embassy.

"Ronin know." Osborne ordered. From the HAMMER ranks Hawkeye appered in the black armor of the late Clint Barton and climbed onto a nearby HUMVEE.

"Say goodbye to your toy Deadpool," Ronin said coldly and fired the rail-gun, the shell shattering through the Dynamo's leg causing the mech to stumble and fall. Scrambling Deadpool LMD 6 climbed out of the mech and returned fire with a dropped RPG destroying the HUMVEE.

Getting to her feet Karla felt cold steel on the back of her neck. Turning around she saw an LMD armed with a massive shotgun. "You can't phase and you're powers are down to 50% thanks to the shield." LMD 18 explained, "You will be an easy kill."

Down in the bowels of the base O'Grady stirred from the broken light on the shield generator. He had no idea how to turn off the machine so he would just have to destroy it. Crawling to the top of the machine he saw an open access port that he could squeeze through. Moving towards it he suddenly froze as a shadow passed, looking up he saw a massive wasp buzzing around.

"Few thought it was one of those LMDs for a minute." he gasped. Once again a shadow passed over him and there was a sickening crunch as the wasp fell to the floor crushed. Looking up he saw an LMD armed with a pair of bug-spray cans.

"Concentrated Nerve Gas." the LMD explained, "let's see if you go down so easily" the robot taunted as O'Grady rocketed up away from the thick grey fog that was sprayed from the cans. Heading up he saw the LMD switch to a Glock and open fire the bullets flying past him like massive freight trains. Firing his stingers O' Grady sliced through the LMDs fingers causing the Glock to nosily clatter to the floor. The LMD screeched in anger and slapped him knocking him down into the deadly gas layer. As he hit the floor O'Grady noticed that the area was crawling with ants all trying to escape the poison, all heading up the shield device. Sending an inaudible command O'Grady grew to his normal size and faced the LMD which had pulled out a second Glock.

"You are terminated." O'Grady stated as he punched the surprised LMD in the face, the robot staggered and fell onto the shield device. Wisely O'Grady shrank down and rocketed out of the room as the confused LMD got to his feet just as the ants gnawed through the devices 'charge protection' cable, the whole device short circuiting and exploding taking the robot with it.

"That should even the odds," O'Grady stated as he headed down into the basement.

The LMD fired the shotgun bullets streaming through her, Karla knew it was the end. The bullets emerged out the other side shattering against a table behind her. Whatever had stopped her powers was turned off or destroyed and while the bullets ached as much as the last time she had faced them she was pumped up on enough adrenaline that she didn't go down for the count. The LMD for its credit fired a few more shots each burning in her insides before she ripped its limbs off and threw the torso through the wall.

Osborne knew he was in trouble the LMD had joined the fight against him opening fire with an Anti Material Rifle. Between it and Deadpool the air was filled with enough lead that soon he would take a fatal hit. Even worse Hawkeye was dead again, it was last night all over again. From inside the embassy shots rang out and Osborne heard Karla scream in pain and anger before an LMD's head smashed through the wall.

"It's over Deadpool." Osborne sneered now confident that the shield was down, "Now say goodbye to you army." he added vaporizing the mini gun with his Repulsors.

"Old Painless no." Deadpool cried, "This isn't over Osborne." he stated as the LMD lined up a shot with Osborne's head. Before the robot could pull the trigger an arrow flew from the wreckage hitting the LMD before being followed by four more lethal projectiles as Ronin crawled from the burning HUMVEE.

"Smokescreen," Deadpool called throwing a set of six smoke grenades onto the floor disappearing in a cloud of white smoke.

"Shall we peruse?" Ronin asked

"No Deadpool will find that he is not alone in there." Osborne said as a Thunder Hawk flew away from the embassy roof. "He'll be screaming for help soon enough."

Leading the way through the embassy's beautiful skylight the Steel Soldier dropped to the floor with Spiderman and Wolverine close behind. From the shadows three LMDs emerged armed with an M32 MGL, Flamethrower and a pair of MP5s loaded with Adamantine bullets.

"Hose them down," the lead Deadpool LMD stated opening fire with the Flamethrower at where Deadpool was but this time it's target wasn't stunned and the sinister figure had vanished up into the rafters. Off to the left the LMD armed with the Grenade Launcher fired six shots at the Steel Soldier the explosives bouncing off his metal body. Horrified the LMD threw down the MGL and picked up a Handgun the bullets bouncing off faster then the grenades. Throwing down the pistol the LMD drew a knife but the blade bent on the Soldier's armor.

"Are you finished?" the Steel Soldier asked. The LMD nodded before the Steel Soldier lifted it up and smashed it over his knee the robot shattering in half. Behind him Daken was diving in and out of the bullets fired by the LMD the armor piecing rounds chewing holes in the embassy's pillars until the MP5s clicked their magazines empty. The LMD didn't have any time to reload, its arms rolling on the floor along with it's head.

"Stay back." the remaining LMD ordered releasing a jet of flame from its weapon. "I'm warning you." it added not noticing the long tongue penetrating the weapon's fuel tank. The Steel Soldier took a step forward and the LMD fired as sparks from the moving fuel detonate the tank and the LMD itself. Dropping down Spiderman hissed as a door behind him opened.

"Wrong room." Deadpool said running back the way he came. From the corridor there was a splintering sound and the massive footfalls. Looking back Deadpool saw the Steel Soldier and Spiderman chasing after him.

"Those are impact tremors, I'm fairly alarmed." Deadpool said as he looked back again to see two T-Rexs chasing him down the hall, one Symbiote black and the other coated in steel.

"Oh Jesus," Deadpool cried jumping into the lift hammering the button. The doors pinged and closed just as the two Avengers reached him. Looking at the arm monitor that told him which LMDs were still active he was surprised to see only five remaining. "It's defiantly time that Deadpool left the building." he muttered as the lift descended.

O'Grady floated down the halls heading for the basement when he heard footfalls behind him. Turning he saw an LMD armed with a massive staff pulsating with energy. Before he could even think about evading the energy pulsed down the weapon and knocked him to the floor.

"You're dead Avenger." the LMD said getting ready to release another energy pulse when the staff splintered cut in half with the massive curved blade of Kephi's Kopesh.

"We really should stop meeting like this." O'Grady joked as Kephi looked confused, "It's a joke." he added

"This battle has been an entire joke." she replied slicing the head of the LMD, "The mocking one will escape."

"What?" O'Grady asked

"It's predestined." Kephi explained, "The outcome later this night was the deaths of all and his escape, and he will escape now." Behind them the lift doors pinged and Deadpool sauntered past before double taking and running the two Avengers now hot on his tail.

"Guys are you ready to blow the…" Deadpool began to say before seeing the remains of LMD 25 and 8 on the floor and the other Avengers waiting for him.

"22 where are you?" Deadpool asked

"Are you mean the LMD that you put your faith in." Osborne said, "He sold you out, it turns out that this LMD is even more greedy then you. Now before I kill you tell me who's your supplier and master."

"Don't know, won't tell." Deadpool said childishly.

"Then let me tell you," Osborne said, "The knowledge of hidden SHIELD facilities, the blue-prints of Avengers Tower and the real tell these Latverian Energy Pikes. Doom hired you to test my weakness." Osborne stated, "You did a good job it's just that I'm better." he added as the Steel Soldier clamped Deadpool's hands.

"Well look's like the last laugh is on me?" Deadpool stated as Ronin handed Osborne a rifle loaded with Anti Cancer rounds.

"Indeed," Osborne replied pulling the trigger.

Deadpool: - "What you're killing me as well?"

Impurest Cheese: - "Are you dead yet?"

Deadpool: - "No but the first line of the Epilogue will probably be 'Deadpool's dead body hit the floor.' I mean killing off your leading man is fanon writing suicide."

Impurest Cheese: - "Well maybe you will come back as a ghost?"

Ghost: - "Did somebody ask for me?"

Deadpool: - "No, now go get your own Fanon Story."

Ghost: - "I just came to deliver a message for Mr Impurest Cheese

Impurest Cheese: - Give that here. Hmm it's from Blood Tide, says she's going to sue me from beyond the grave for killing her.

Deadpool: - So are you going to kill me when you already have a cranky dead person hounding you?

Impurest Cheese: - Did I ever say I was going to kill you?"

Deadpool: - "You implied it."

Impurest Cheese: - "Fine get ready to face the final chapter of Dark Avengers: The Deadpool Invasion. Will Deadpool get out of his predicament? Is Doom really behind everything? And will I ever get rid of a certain Merc with a Mouth before I go Insane? Find out in the final instalment."

Ghost: - "Rated T for Teen."

Deadpool: - "That's my line."