The Twenty Five Labors of Dumbledore's Army

by My Dear Professor McGonagall

In total and between all of them, the lovely ladies of Dumbledore's Army found themselves becoming mothers exactly twenty-five times. More babies than you can shake a stick at. One hundred words per child.

16. Roxanne Marie Weasley

13 December 2007

Roxanne Marie Weasley

Angelina was in an interview at the Department of Magical Games and Sports when she suddenly felt ill and vomited spectacularly into Cormac McLaggen's rubbish can. After that, there was nothing about the pregnancy, delivery, or child herself that wasn't difficult. Roxanne was hilarious, beautiful, and very willful, exactly like her parents. Angelina had a newfound appreciation for her mother's wish that one of her daughter's children would be just like Angelina.

But for every struggle, there was a kiss. For every tear, a hug. For every argument, an apologetic gift. Roxy was pure Gryffindor, and a terrifyingly argumentative Chaser.