Authors note: Welcome to chapter 2, it is I Shirotsuki-Tenchi again. This is week 2 of Grimmy's forced dairy writing and it just gets more interesting by the minute. Just to warn you yet again this has yaoi in it, it is also going to be a Grimmjow and Ulquiorra fan fiction before the end. So you have been warned.

Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach or any of the characters I like to play with, if you think that some idiot on Fanfiction owns Bleach than you need to get your head examined by Szayel, which might not be good for you.

Day eight
Sunday
Dear fucking journal,

Aizen had us go back to the human realm to pick up more items, though it seemed more like fucking grocery shopping than anything. Evidently the lower class Arrancar that usually fetch our groceries and such was killed by Yammy again. I swear if that idiot keeps killing them faster than Aizen makes them I will seriously beat the shit out of him myself. It was all his fault I was fucking grocery shopping with Ulquiorra for most of the day!

I also learned one very important fact today... Gigaies are fucking itchy as hell! We had to use them to purchase our items and let me tell you they were uncomfortable as all get out. I swear I could literally fell my skin crawl. It didn't help either that my gigai wasn't quite as tall as me, it was like fucking walking around while my knees were bent! If I get my hands on pink freak I'm going to beat the hell out of him for making such a uncomfortable gigai.

Ulquiorra actually told me to shut up and quit complaining, the most words I've heard out of him of late. But I noticed he wasn't so comfortable in his gigai either, I smirked in triumph at him when I actually caught him squirming slightly. He just stared at me, which shut me up pretty quickly. His eyes were verily creepy.

While we were shopping I tried to figure out why it was us that were chosen to go shopping, Aizen knew how much I hated it. I hated coming to the real world and not being able to fight, that was like putting a bowl of milk in front of me and telling me I can't drink it. But it still confused me, Aizen was up to something and it was dealing with me.

I had wanted to buy a few more things than necessary to get back at Aizen, because it was his money we were using but Ulquiorra wouldn't let me. When I tried he just turn and look at me with those cold eyes, I'd always glare back but even I knew better than to cross Ulquiorra.

Quiet surprisingly I didn't feel watched that day, which was strange. I wondered briefly if they had given up but than had to remind myself that I was in the human world almost the entire day. So does that mean it eliminates Ulquiorra as my stalker considering he was with me most the day? I'm not sure but I'll wait before crossing him off the list, something about him gives me a funny feeling.

Day nine
Monday
Dear fucking journal,

I have managed to eliminate 3 more candidates from my stalker list, though I'm not surprised at it. First to go was Halibel, I just couldn't see her stalking me. Also she was in front of me last week when I felt like I was being watched again, and she was too busy having Stark asleep attached to her to let her stalk me.

Next would be Barringan, he was always out patrolling when the stalker was watching more than usual so that automatically knocks him out of the running. Even so I still wouldn't think he was stalking me, he really doesn't care for us lower Espada. I don't even think he knows my fucking name, he was that indifferent to us.

That also eliminates Aaroneiro considering he was always patrolling with Barringan. Though I still couldn't figure him for the stalker, he argues with himself to much to remain quiet enough to watch me. I have damn good ears if I do say so and I can usually hear them coming from about half a mile away.

So far that just leaves; The pink freak (I shudder at the thought), that damn spoon, Zammari, Yammy, and Ulquiorra. Neither of those prospects are very encouraging, though if anything I just hope it isn't the pink freak or the spoon. That image from last week was still burned into my mind, and serves as a reminder to never go near either of them again.

Thought the thought of it being Yammy or Zammari was kind of freaky too, they were both slightly weird. Especially Yammy who's favorite thing to do was kill the lesser arrancars. Yes they were annoying but I didn't go around killing them when they don't expect it.

That left Ulquiorra, which surprisingly didn't bother me as much as it should. Well compared to the others he was much better, though why he would be watching me I don't know. It also didn't help that the stalker didn't have a set schedule, they came and go so I'm not able to pinpoint who's time lined up with the stalking.

Since Sunday though my stalker hasn't been watching me as much as he used to, which for some reason kind of bothered me. I had grown accustom to that constant presence, even though it pissed me off. So either they fear I'm getting to close to their identity or something of the like.

I guess I'll hold off for a little while on figuring out my stalker, because I can't have them leaving me alone just yet. I have just came up with the perfect way to catch my stalker, and I can't scare them off before I get a chance to go through with it now can I?

Day ten
Tuesday
Dear fucking journal,

I had completely and utterly humiliated myself in front of no less than 6 Espada, which is kind of ironic if you think about it. It first started with breakfast, I was just getting to my first cup of coffee when I noticed the smell was slightly off. Before I realized what it was however it was too late and I had took a large drink.

Someone had thought it would be funny to put catnip in my coffee. Now being a feline based Arrancar I share similar attributes to them, even though I seem human I still display feline actions that are shared with my release form. Much like rolling around on the ground like and oversized kitten when I am exposed to catnip.

I was like that for 20 fucking minutes! Every Arrancar there was laughing at me, even Stark was awake and gasping for breath. I have never been so embarrassed! It was even worse because Ulquiorra was there to see my degression to a oversized housecat, do you have any idea how long it took me to get him to respect me just a little!? It had taken a week of forced contact for him to treat me with even on iota of respect and I just saw it literally fly out the fucking window!

Now it didn't take long to figure out who it was, there wasn't many ways to get a hold of catnip in the middle of Hueco Mundo. So against my better judgment I snuck into pink freak's lab, which might not have been a good idea at the time. I saw some things that he was experimenting on that made me, Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez feel nauseous.

After cornering the freak and beating a confession out of him I asked why he did that. Evidently he thought it was I who spread the rumors around about him and the damn spoon making out. Which wasn't really a rumor since I've seen it with my own 2 eyes, but I hadn't told anyone else about it. I told him I didn't fucking care and hadn't said a word to anyone, which afterwards he went about apologizing profusely (Yes I do know some big words). He knew what his little stunt had done to my reputation and no amount of thanks could make up for it.

So after the friendly chit chat with pink freak I made my way back to my room, wanting today to never have happened. I had hid myself in my room, keenly aware that my stalker was back. But for the first time since it started I hadn't minded, at least for now anyways.

Day eleven
Wednesday
Dear fucking journal,

Aizen is completely off his damn rocker! He made us, 10 elite Arrancar fighters, play truth or dare today. Do we fucking look like high school teenagers!? No we don't! And worse he ordered us to so we couldn't fucking skip it, even though I tried anyway. And worse he told us that we weren't allowed to truth or dare him but he could others! How is that fucking fair!?

Anyway it first started with Aizen daring Yammy to refrain from killing his subordinates for a week, much to my relief. No more grocery shopping for me! Next Yammy dared Stark to stay awake for the entire time we played truth or dare, which to our surprise he actually managed to do.

After that Stark truthed Ulquiorra who admitted that it actually does hurt when he rips his eyes out and crushes them. Of course it had to hurt, it looked horribly painful every time I saw it. Ulquiorra just skipped his turn which defaulted it over to Aaroneiro who dared the damn spoon to kiss me.

Now the thought of him kissing me completely disgusted me, I first started out by punching the damn spoon in the jaw as hard as possible. I ended up breaking his jaw, and he got angry over it. I don't know why, he didn't have to kiss me and I got to punch him. It's a win win situation. I than went about destroying that 2 head headed freak much to everyone's enjoyment, no one even moved to stop me.

After that I was glared at by pink freak and that damn spoon for the rest of the night, and their looks made me feel slightly nervous. Considering no one could understand Nnoitra the turn passed over to Zammari who much to everyone's surprise dared Halibel to kiss Stark, I had to wonder what were we? Horny teenagers?! Why did they keep making us kiss each other?! Anyway Halibel did kiss Stark much to his surprise, and she even managed to do it so none of us seen what her lower face looks like. Afterwards Stark just stared off with a dazed look, I don't even think the prospect of a nap could snap him out.

Halibel than dared pink freak to cut his hair, I could swear he was crying when he sheered them off. I laughed so hard, he was actually starting to look like a male. But than when he was done he turned to glare at me and dared me, of course I said dare I wasn't a pussy. Now I could say I wished I said truth, because pink freak dared me to take catnip ever 10 minutes. I tried to get out of it but Aizen just stared at me with that glare and I took it like I was suppose to.

Does pink freak or even Aizen he have any idea how much catnip affects me! It's like giving pot to a teenager! So throughout the entire night I got slowly doped up (While rolling around on the ground like a kitten), completely to the point in which I don't even remember the rest of the night! I woke up around midnight curled up in my bed, when I can't even remember going to my room.

So it fucking sucks to be alive, I swear! But at least I didn't get kissed by that damn spoon.

Day twelve
Thursday
Dear fucking journal,

I remembered the rest of last night! And now the funny looks and snickers I've been given all day by the others are finally starting to make since. Let me start from the main beginning, if first started this morning when I went to get breakfast. Yammy who had been eating breakfast started laughing as soon as I entered the room. After telling him to shut the fuck up in which he actually did, that was before he started to snicker behind his hand, he went back to breakfast.

Next Stark stared at me as though he was trying to figure out some great mystery about me, after growling at him what his problem was he just shook his head and resumed his nap. That wasn't what I had expected when I woke up, so I just shook my head and continued on my way.

Next I came upon pink freak and that damn spoon sitting next to each other in the living area. When they saw me they started to laugh at me, well as much as the spoon could with a broken jaw. After glaring at them and asking what's so fucking funny they just stayed quiet and went about looking smug. I quickly re-hit the spoon in the jaw just for good measure and left with a feral grin, ignoring pink freaks curses thrown at my back.

After leaving them I made my way back to my room while every Espada I passed either stared at me funny or started to snicker. And I haven't even the foggiest idea why! I growled at most of them, which just made them laugh harder. The bastards!

Well during patrol it got even weirder, Ulquiorra wouldn't even look in my general direction today. I have no fucking idea what happened last night but I have a feeling I did something stupid and embarrassing. Especially to the point if Ulquiorra was ignoring my actual existence, he was usually quiet but at least he acted like I was there. There had to be a reason why all of the fucking idiots in this place were laughing at me today.

It wasn't till I got ready for bed did I remember what happened last night, and it was awful. Evidently in my catnip induced haze I had did a few things I'm not proud of. The number one thing in my mind however was curling up in Ulquiorra's lap like a large kitten and purring, oh the mortification!

No wonder why Ulquiorra wouldn't look at me today! I wouldn't even look at myself at that display! It was the most fucking shameful thing I've done! The only thing I could do about it is glare and growl at anyone still laughing and slowly torture Aizen to death in my head.

Day thirteen
Friday
Dear fucking journal,

I decided to stay away from base all day except to go back for patrolling, I don't want Aizen on my tail so I went back. After all that happened yesterday I really don't feel up to his bullshit. I might actually try to kill him which would not be good for my health. So I had wandered the endless desert that was Hueco Mundo and I have to say it is boring out here but it did give me some time to think.

Something even more surprising I felt my stalker stalking me throughout my entire walk, and yet no matter how many times I try to spot him I just can't. That's why I came up with a full proof plan to catch him, which I will set into effect tomorrow. I won't write about it yet, my luck it would fucking curse me. So I'll keep quiet about it till I have cast my trap.

I also got to think about how to handle the other Espada and their insatiable need to laugh at me after what happened Wednesday. So I am going to beat up those who of are a lower rank than me, it shouldn't be too hard after all. And the higher ranked ones I have decided to pay them off, I mean it shouldn't be too hard. I didn't even have to worry about Barringan, he couldn't care in the least, he hasn't even looked or laughed in my direction in all the time I've known him.

So after I returned right before patrol and decided to get started. For Zammari I just gave him some eye drops I got one day while in the human realm, evidently his eyes have been giving him trouble lately. So for those eye drops he promised to not remember what happened, even though he was at a lower rank than me I didn't have to beat him up.

Halibel and Stark weren't so hard to shut up either, I just asked them and they just shrugged. Well in Stark's case I just threatened to wake him up every time I came across him. So I paid him off by letting him sleep as much as I can, I even offered my closet as a hiding place. Halibel didn't really care in the least, so she wasn't much of a bother. I just offered up the area in which Stark was sleeping and she seemed satisfied.

When that damn spoon interrupted me I just warned him that I'll break his jaw again so I got him to shut up about it, and pink freak with him. I mean they couldn't make out if one of them had a broken jaw. So after leaving them I than went to confront Yammy, after a quick round of beat up the fat guy Yammy offered to keep his trap shut. Next came Aaroneiro who after shaking those two idiots around in their jar violently promised to never talk about it again, so that didn't take to long.

I know better than to bother Gin, Tousen, and Aizen so I didn't even try, it was useless to even think of trying. That just left Ulquiorra and there wasn't much I could do to him considering he hasn't laughed at me the entire time. He just ignored my existence and I couldn't really do anything to stop him.

So after such a day I'm looking forward to tomorrow, I mean I get to jump my stalker how could anything be more fun?

Day fourteen
Saturday
Dear fucking journal,

I found out who my stalker was today! It was the most surprising thing in the world, I would've never have fucking guessed who it was! I swear I almost had an enurism when I found out who it was!

Before I write it down and continue to rant I'll write about my day first, in which led up to the capture of my stalker. It first started out as a normal day, I first went to breakfast and ate. Afterwards I went about setting up my trap, though I did it so it seemed as if I wasn't. I waited until everyone was busy and the tingling feeling to come before starting.

I first started off by moving around as if I was looking through the extra rooms for something while discreetly locking each door and closing them. Leaving nothing but the hallways I was in for a way to escape. I than went into the living room and sat down and watched TV before waiting.

Just when I felt the time was right I casually got up and stretched before proceeding down the hallway. After hearing the footsteps leaving I eagerly followed, with a feral grin. I finally cornered my stalker around a turn in the hallway so I quickly jumped out at my watcher.

You couldn't believe how surprised I was when I found myself sitting on none other than Ulquiorra himself. His usual stoic expression was gone and his green eyes were widened slightly. I swear I sat on him for like 5 minutes just staring, I was so shocked that when he shoved me off I didn't even notice.

But before I could question him someone down of the fucking doors down giving Ulquiorra his escape. He flash stepped through the door so fast I didn't even get a change to confront him. I couldn't even follow his trail so I couldn't follow and demand to know why he was stalking me. Even during patrol Ulquiorra wouldn't even acknowledge me when I talked to him. Not even a twitch of an eyebrow in my general direction.

So today I found out my stalker was Ulquiorra. Still have no fucking idea why either, I'm pretty sure Aizen knows but I'd rather cut my arm off than ask for his opinion. So now all I have to figure out is why he was following me, which doesn't seem easy in the least.

End