Authors note: Hello again! Sorry for the delay with my stories! My sisters has discovered Left 4 Dead recently and has been pestering me to play with them, all the time. So I haven't been typing much, but here it is chapter 7 finally! I would like to thank lamekirby, Ashido Kano, and FrEaKyAoIFaN, XTexyArkX, crazykk2, PhreashxxxBear, Undacuvasesshyluva, Mistress -Freak! Wow I'm really starting to get a following! Now go my slaves er I mean readers and read!
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach nor Linkin Park, if I did do you think I'd be on Fanfiction? I'd so make the Bleach episodes with Linkin Park music in the background, but I could only wish.
Day forty three
Sunday
Dear fucking journal,
So much was wrong with today, so much. It got to the point that I'm surprised the sky didn't just fall down and crush us, after a while I was actually expecting it to.
It started out waking up to find myself cuddling Ulquiorra's arm that hung down from the bed. Now the reason it was so creepy however was that Ulquiorra's hand was cupping my cheek, thus explaining my reaction thereafter. I jumped back in surprise and threw his arm away as though it burned, thus waking Ulquiorra himself. After telling him I was startled awake and making sure he didn't know about me cuddling him, we got up.
Aizen also announced to us that the threat to Las Noches was gone and that we didn't have to patrol anymore, as if there was any threat to begin with. Though we still had to train our fraccion in the evenings, so I wasn't completely free.
Upon going to my room to get clean cloths I was surprised to see my fraccion scrapping layers of paint off my wall. When asked she replied with the dry erase board that there was too many layers of paint on my wall, so she couldn't paint anymore until they were gone. I just sighed before grabbing cloths and leaving her to it, Ulquiorra just stared at me oddly but I didn't comment.
It also turned out that changing was a major problem, it took us half an hour just to change our cloths. Because between being handcuffed together and uncomfortable in each others presence it made it extremely difficult. After that we had to overcome the problem of using the bathroom, which was a whole nother story. One I really don't want to go into.
Anyway after our trying morning I had to take Karite to get her IV again, well Tousen got away this time. And she didn't even get to touch him, he was gone that fast. It looks like he learns from his experiences after all. So my fraccion got her IV and Tousen got a way without a scratch. A good day in my opinion.
It also turned out that Karite has a someone new to bother, and that was the fork's fraccion. Tesla. He had said to her face that Linkin Park was a horrible excuse for music... you could swear he just punched her in the face and said she was a bitch and then called Ulquiorra a good for nothing emo. To say she was pissed would be an understatement, she beat him up. Badly.
After she had sufficiently kicked him around she left with a huff, spelled out on her board that it was only the beginning for him before stomping away. So now she's off in her room thinking up things to do to him to ruin his life, well at least she's leaving me alone.
In other news the prankster hit again, and it was vaguely funny. Whoever it was had replaced all of Harribel's jackets with very ugly, very large sweaters. The kind you'd see old ladies wear, today she was wearing a pink one with a puppy on it. It was actually pretty hilarious. Stark upon seeing it laughed at her, though due to lack of sleep it sounded a little hysterical.
So after today it's time to sleep on the floor again, and it sucks. Though I am starting to think about gnawing my hand off, at least I wouldn't be attached to Ulquiorra anymore.
Day forty four
Monday
Dear fucking journal,
Today was an interesting experience to say the least, though not in the way I expected.
It started out to waking up cradling Ulquiorra's arm... again. This time however I didn't freak and jerk my arm away, so it didn't seem like such a desperate move. Though I did jerk my arm backwards, thus pulling him off the bed. But as though he was expecting it he landed on his feet wide awake, and they say I have cat like reflexes.
Upon going to my room this morning I noticed it wasn't painted, evidently my fraccion was so busy plotting that she didn't get around to it. I sighed in relief and grabbed some clothing, I really didn't want Ulquiorra to see what she liked to paint on my ceiling. It's embarrassing enough just for me.
I found Karite this morning giggling madly at the breakfast table, though with a duct tapped mouth it sounded kind of weird. When Tesla entered breakfast however I found out why, on his forehead was the sentence 'I am a fucking sissy' wrote in permanent marker. Even better was that he didn't know a thing about it, so he was being laughed at by everyone and didn't know why. I know I got a few good laughs from it.
After that my fraccion got her IV and Tousen didn't get away fast enough. He's now sporting a large bruise on his forehead where Karite head butted him. Not surprisingly she had one that matched it on her own.
Oh and the prankster hit again, and it was three for one today. All of Harribel's fraccion got superglued together, with some of pink freaks super duper unbreakable adhesive (That's what he called it). It was guaranteed to never come off nor break. Their shoulders were glued to each other's in a perfect triangle facing away from each other, and they fought about it all day.
I then laughed at them, in which they glared at me. But they knew better to try anything, I've already beat up one of them for the prank a few weeks back. You know the milk in front of my room and the bucket of ice cold water above my door? Yeah that was done by the one called Apache, the one I hate the most. She just pisses me off. It was also payback for the time they glomped me after I got my cat ears and tail. So yes I laughed at them today, but wouldn't you?
Also those two bitches Menoly and Loly decided to bitch at me about being disrespectful to their 'Aizen-sama'. Since when did he belong to them? And Ulquiorra wasn't helping me by telling me that they were correct and he did deserve my respect. Like Hell I'd admire someone who put me through more crap then you could possibly imagine. I swear I will kill those two bitches, I got a lecture from Ulquiorra I couldn't escape from.
So that put me in a bad mood for the rest of the day, but toward the night it finally started to look up for me. Evidently Aizen had finally realized that I was sleeping on the floor and ordered some random lower Arrancar to take my bed into Ulquiorra's room. That's the first thing Aizen's ever done that I actually like.
So now I'm sleeping on my own comfy bed tonight, and it feels so good! It almost makes being handcuffed to Ulquiorra bearable.
Day forty five
Tuesday
Dear fucking journal,
I've discovered a few more flaws to having a cat tail and cat ears. That's not counting the stares I get from all the girls, (wouldn't be so bad if they didn't think I was adorable), Nor the fact that my hearing has gotten stronger, (I really do not need to hear some of the shit that goes on in the other Espada's rooms.) or even that it made sitting down literally impossible. Before I go into it however I'll start on how my day went, from waking up this morning.
I thought having my bed in Ulquiorra's room to sleep on would be a good idea, well it wasn't. It turned out that my bed was level with his, with a space of half a foot between them. Evidently that was just enough room for me to somehow migrate over in my sleep to his bed, and curl up at his side.
I freaked! That was the only word that even remotely described what I did when I awoke next to Ulquiorra this morning. I literally jumped 3 feet in the air, even though I was laying down. Thus waking Ulquiorra up in the process, which then made the situation more awkward. Thankfully however he stared at me emotionlessly for a bit before getting up, not saying a word about it. I was so glad that he didn't say anything, it was bad enough on it's own without his input.
So I got up in a bad mood, though it was only the beginning. Evidently I've gotten so used to my tail that I don't notice it anymore, meaning I don't look where I sit. I've sat on it 8 times today alone and it fucking hurts! Even worse is when I sit on the couch other people sit on it as well, do you know what it's like to have Yammy sit on your arm? That was practically what it equated to at the end when Yammy himself sat on my tail.
Also my tail likes to curl around things, like my leg or someone else's. I don't even know why it does that, but I was interrupted by Ulquiorra who told me to take my tail off of him. It was true that my tail was curled around his leg, right at the knee. It was so fucking mortifying!
Also it seemed that my ears seemed to express certain emotions that I don't like the others to see. Much like curiosity at something small and round, which just happened to be my fraccions new bell she wears around her throat. I swear she got it just to see me watch it closely with my ears twitching. Even worse I didn't know I did it! If it wasn't for Ulquiorra pointing it out to me I wouldn't have even known!
It also turned out it showed my annoyance towards Aizen, evidently during the entire meeting today my ears were laid back to my head. An obvious angry feline reaction, and yet again it was Ulquiorra to point this out to me. It also didn't help that my ears also liked to go forward when Ulquiorra talks to me but they don't for anyone else. It's weird.
In other news my fraccion got her IV today with no injuries to Tousen. He was getting good, but so was Karite. I actually saw her making plans on her dry erase board to out maneuver him and injure him in the future. I left her to that, at least she wasn't bothering me.
She also put a red sock in with Tesla's laundry, making all of his clothing a bright shade of pink. He was so mad and she laughed menacingly at him, that was before he attacked her. Wrong move on his part, my fraccion had just came back from her IV, and she was frustrated that she hadn't drawn blood from Tousen today.
So he got beat up again, the fork is actually getting to the point that he doesn't even reprimand his fraccion for getting beat up by a weaker one. He did get to see the fight, and he saw what my fraccion was capable of. I have to say the training was working, I hate to admit it but Aizen was right. But only about Karite being stronger then she actually was.
Oh and the prankster hit again, do you remember the super duper unbreakable adhesive that pink freak had stolen from him? Well they used it on the tea cups and teapot at the meeting, evidently a joke on Aizen. So when everyone went to take a drink of tea the cups wouldn't come off the table, and the teapot was glued to the tray carried by Tousen. So no tea today, though I wouldn't really call that a prank.
Though it was humorous and surprising when Aizen cut the table in a circle around his tea cup so he could pick it up, even going so far as tipping the teacup with the tray attached to pour tea in his cup. Nothing can stop Aizen from his tea, absolutely nothing.
So after today I'm going to bed with hopes of staying in my own bed. Because I don't think I can stand another morning like this one.
Day forty six
Wednesday
Dear fucking journal,
Well I woke up in my own bed today, well mostly. My entire upper torso was on Ulquiorra's bed, but at least my lower body remained where it was suppose to. I found myself laying horizontally between our beds, my head resting against Ulquiorra's back.
I controlled my first instinct (Which was to jump away as fast as possible.) and moved back over to my bed without disturbing him. It was a close call but I got away this time without waking him, thankfully.
We then proceeded to my room so I could changed and such. It turned out however that Ulquiorra wanted a shower, and then told me I had to take one too. Said something about being tethered to dirty disgusting trash, that one pissed me off. But not as much as having to take a shower, do you know how much I hate water?
When I refused he warned me that he would tell everyone what I did in my sleep, though I myself didn't know. It turns out I chew on my thumb in my sleep, and he threatened to tell every Espada about it.
So I stood outside the bathtub with my arm inside with Ulquiorra while he took his shower, do you have any idea how fucking awkward that was? You couldn't even possibly understand! Even worse was when it was my turn, because I hate water with a passion. It was something I don't ever want to repeat. Though if we remain like this much longer, I have a feeling it was going to happen much more often.
Anyway the rest of the day went by smoothly, well as much as it could with being an Espada. My fraccion got her IV, Tousen got a punch to the gut. A lucky blow if I do say so myself, it seemed as if her strategies were working. Tesla got pantsted in front of the entire Espada today, funny stuff if I do say so myself.
Also I discovered what that paper was my fraccion had a few weeks ago, you know the ones I tried to grab before inadvertently jumping into the lake? It turned out that they were photos, of me. I almost beat her up for that, they were photos of me she took when I wasn't paying attention. Evidently she was trading them to her sister for photos of Ulquiorra, I swear I hate my fraccion... and her annoying green haired sister.
After burning the ones I manage to get from her with a cero I then took her to get her IV. Tousen made it away this time, and didn't get injured, but just barely. She almost got him with a roundhouse kick, though he managed to duck and flashsteped away. She almost was pissed to say the least but oh well, like I care.
Also the prankster hit, yet again. And it was the old man that got hit, though it didn't seem much like a prank. Well to me it wasn't, but old Barragan was pissed. Someone had dyed his hair and mustache black, making him look much younger then he actually was. But he was still pissed, because he said it made look less experienced.
Harribel was still wearing ugly sweaters and Stark was still sleep deprived. My own fraccion was still duct tapped, while her sister was green haired, and all of Harribel's fraccion were still glued together. Pink freaks room was still upside down and the spoon was still a fork. Aaroneiro was still changing colors depending on his mood, and Zammari was still sporting eyeliner. I still had my cat ears and tail and Ulquiorra was still chained to me. Aizen had his other tea cups glued to a table and now Barragan looked 100 years younger. What's next?
So to bed I go, wondering what the prankster will think up next.
Day forty seven
Thursday
Dear Fucking Journal,
I finally woke up in my own bed this morning, though it wasn't a complete victory. It seemed that I had somehow pulled Ulquiorra over to my bed without waking him up. He was laying against my back with his arm in my own possession, how that happened I had no clue.
So I had moved him over to his bed without waking him up, though it was a close call. Who knew that Ulquiorra was such a heavy sleeper? He seems the type to wake up when someone even breaths outside his door, and here he is sleeping while I move him physically back over to his bed.
After getting up and forcibly putting the morning experience out of my head I went to breakfast, with Ulquiorra in tow. It turns out that Starks fraccion was the next one to be pranked, and man was it awesome. She was tied upside down to a post outside, she sat there screaming all day.
Evidently Stark didn't want to go free her and no one else volunteered. So she sat out there... all day long. Though she did get freed by Harribel's fraccion before nightfall, in which she cursed all of us out. I just tripped her as she walked by, she was an annoying little bitch to say the least.
Though something strange did happen today, I found my fraccion sitting on my floor giggling madly. She was completely surrounded by scattered piles of papers with very detailed and complex drawings on them. Upon asking she said it was a plan to mess up Tesla's life more then it was already. In response I told her that picking on someone usually meant you liked them.
You could swear I just told her Ulquiorra had died and Linkin Park had broke up. She looked that horrified, though I think it would've been funnier if the tape was gone and I could see her mouth gapping open. She then went about cursing me, though it was muffled, as I left. Ulquiorra just stared at me, I asked him 'what?' and he just shook his head.
What the Hell's his problem? It's hard enough to read him, I don't need him hiding the few things I actually do see. Though Tesla did get out of being picked on today, he better thank me for that.
So anyway, we then took my fraccion in for her shot and lo and behold Tousen got caught today. She managed to grab him by his dreadlocks before he ran, she then went for his throat. Thankfully, well I didn't think so, he managed to free himself and before escaping. I actually think Ulquiorra enjoyed watching the blind shinigami escape from my weak fraccion, I know I get a lot of enjoyment from it.
Something interesting happened during training today, and of course it involved me. Our fraccion had told us that they wanted to spar, 2 on 2. Now normally they wouldn't stand a chance, and I told them that. But now being tethered to Ulquiorra though, they thought that they might actually have a chance. And they told us that, well Kurosu did. So after an hour of begging and annoying Ulquiorra finally caved and we fought.
They didn't even touch us, though it did take us a while to work together successfully. I enjoy going into battle, using my brute strength to defeat my enemies. Ulquiorra liked to stay back and strategize, while mentally defeating his opponents. So it wasn't easy, not in the least. But after we worked out our problem of being cuffed together we defeated them easily.
So to bed I go, glad that I got to fight a little. Even if it was just a spar against my fraccion, because it gets boring without being able to fight all the time.
Day forty eight
Friday
Dear fucking journal,
Today I awoke in my own bed, with Ulquiorra in his own. Though I couldn't say it was a complete victory, because we were holding hands. Somehow in my sleep my hand found Ulquiorra's, even more surprising was that his hand was curled around my own. So not only was a freaked out when I woke up, but I was also creeped out.
It annoys me that I reach out to him while I'm unconscious, even worse when I don't know why. Evidently I like to cuddle things in my sleep, my apparent favorite is Ulquiorra. And my tail is still causing me problems, like curling around Ulquiorra's legs. I fucking hate it! I'd randomly be standing there and Ulquiorra would tell me to take my tail off of him, I'm not even aware it does that!
So after that we headed to breakfast on to see the most oddest thing I've ever seen. It turned out that the prankster hit again, and this time it was Yammy's turn. There was a muzzle perfectly made to fit his face, and it was reiatsu locked. So now he had to eat food out of a blender through a straw. I found that infinitely hilarious, he however didn't.
But now all of the Espada had been pranked, only a few remained that hadn't been. A few of the fraccion were left, they were all that was left. Loly and Menoly haven't had anything done to them yet, I'm actually waiting for that one. Neither of Barragan's fraccion got pranked, not had Gin, Tousen, or Tesla. Though with Karite picking on him all week the prankster probably figured that he would wait, he wanted us to know he did it after all.
But that reminds me, Karite had stopped picking on Tesla. Evidently she let what I said get to her, I found her sitting in my room muttering to herself. It was actually quite entertaining, especially when I listened to her ramble to herself about not liking Tesla.
Anyway I had to take another shower today, oh joy of my life. And it was as awkward as the first time, and I still hated the water. Though it was embarrassing, it was over quickly and I was grateful to Ulquiorra for finishing quickly. Evidently he was becoming more aware of how much I hate water, and how I wanted it to be finished quickly.
Next I had to take Karite to get her IV, and Tousen got away. But just barely, she almost got him. He had managed to pull back half a second before her dagger would've sliced open his throat. It's actually becoming a daily amusement to the other Arrancars, a few are starting to come in to watch the blind shinigami dodge my fraccion's attempts at killing him. I'm thinking about charging money for admission, I wonder how much I'd get for it.
Next we had another Espada meeting, and yet again it was about nonsense we already knew. Like who our enemies were and whatnot, personally I think Aizen just wants to hear himself talk. Though he did say a few new things, like how we are getting a new table soon. Our current one has holes in it to where the teacups were cut off, so we could expect a new one in the next few days.
Also it seems as if someone is reading my journal...again. I swear if I find out who it is they will die, I have this feeling that it's Gin. Though it wouldn't be surprising if it was him, it seems like something he'd do. It sucks because I write everything down in here, I also write my feelings. Which I really don't need anyone else to learn about, so I'm going to start hiding my journal in a more secretive place.
So to bed I go, with hopes that when I wake I'm not touching Ulquiorra. Though thankfully he's been asleep for the last two days when I awakened, it's embarrassing enough just for me.
Day forty nine
Saturday
Dear fucking journal,
It got worse when I woke up this morning, I finally thought that I'd wake up on my bed alone. But no, life just loved to screw with me. I ended up waking in my bed, though I woke up to find Ulquiorra on my chest. And unfortunately for me he was already awake, oh joy.
So this morning started off awkward yet again, I swear I can't get a break. It also didn't help that my tail was wrapped around him as well when I woke up. I swear the universe hates me.
Next I went to my room to see my fraccion sitting on my floor, she was brooding off in one of the corners. She had even painted the surrounding walls and floor kind of gloomy, it was black with a tint of dark gray. To say I was weirded out was an understatement, so after gathering some cloths I left her in her own little world.
Then when we went to breakfast I saw something I've never thought nor wanted to see. Evidently the prankster hit again, and decided to go for Gin this time. He was wearing now wearing a hot pink and black corset, with a pink frilly skirt, along with thigh high hot pink and black boots.
To say I was disturbed would be an understatement, even better it seemed reiatsu locked. He stood there with his usual smirk, though even I could see it was strained. I guess he was trying to maintain some dignity, though with that outfit he didn't have much left. After the initial shock wore off I laughed, but wouldn't you? It was just too funny.
Next Karite had to get her IV, and she was still brooding from earlier so it was pretty entertaining. Evidently when my fraccion broods she is mean, almost nasty one could say. I think I should've warned Tousen before he gave her the IV, though I hated his guts and particularly didn't care. Now I'm glad I didn't warn him, more fun for me. Even a few of the Espada actually showed up for the show today, and their fraccions.
She got him today, and she got him good. He didn't even have a chance to turn before she grabbed him, he got the living hell beaten out of him. It was actually pretty entertaining if I do say so myself, I actually think someone brought popcorn to watch the show. I really liked it when she knocked his feet out from under him and kicked him in the stomach, it was awesome. And the dagger slice to his chest, very nice.
After she beat the shit out of Tousen she returned to my room to brood. I wanted to tell her to go to her own room, but after that display I think not. I actually want to live to see the next day thank you.
After that the day then started to progress normally, that was until life decided it was going to smoothly and went to screw with me again. Me and Ulquiorra was walking when someone tripped me, and no I didn't trip over my own feet. I felt someone trip me with their, and I think I know who it was. Gin was the only one to stalk around Las Noches without being noticed, though I could vaguely sense his presence when he was near.
I did laugh at him a lot this morning, I guess it was payback. Anyway when I fell, Ulquiorra went with me. I ended up landing on my stomach and Ulquiorra landed on my back, do you know how painful it is to have someone land on your back? Well it hurts, especially when your arm was twisted around to accommodate the position.
So not only did my arm and back hurt, but it was a very embarrassing position to be in. Especially when most of the Espada turned the corner and caught us that way. It's not everyday you see me, Grimmjow, laying on the floor with Ulquiorra sitting on my back.
So I'm going to bed with a hurt arm, a practically broken back, and a bruised pride. Because lets face it, I hate to be on the bottom.
End