Authors note: It is I Shirotsuki-Tenchi with another chapter for 'The life and times of Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez'. Before I get started however I'd like to thank the academy... just kidding! I mean thank you Dior Crystal, FrEaKyAoIFaN, Dante123, Mistress -Freak, PhreshxxxBear, Chasingyesterday, ima-glomp-you, RhymeLuvUlqui, Ashido Kano, Tobi, ImFreeFallin, and KyuubiYoukuKitsune! Wow! So many! I'm gathering my army! Just so you know I have a Angst/Romance story out about GrimmUlqui, and it's decent I guess. Not long either I can't seem to decide if I want to extend it, read and review for it! Ut doesn't have any! When you read it tell me what you think! I value your opinions!
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, nor do I own the weird movies 'Seven', Supersize me', 'Daredevil' or a random film on Hitler, I don't own Frosted Flakes, Fruity Pebbles, or Red vs Blue quotes. I do own my fraccion, though I wish I had their corresponding Espada instead.
Day sixty four
Sunday
Dear fucking journal,
Do you know those days that you just want to kill everyone who even looks at you? Yeah I had one of those days, it didn't help either that most of those I wanted to kill I was forbidden from, so it only made it worse.
It started with waking up to see a picture of Ulquiorra kissing me, not what I needed after yesterday. I was still confused on that entire matter, especially because I'm not panicking like I thought I would be. It's odd, for some reason I'm more accepting of this then I really should be.
So after getting up and cursing at my fraccion I then ordering her to repaint my room, after that I set out to breakfast. Now that I think back to it I kind of wished I stayed in bed. Aizen ordered me this morning to go to the pool and start my 'water hatred reversal training.' Aizen even came up with the lame fucking name!
So after 'playing' in the water for a whole hour with Ulquiorra there to supervise I was finally able to get out. Though it wasn't so fun when I ended up tripping and bashing my head against the poolside. What can I say? I fucking hate water, even walking on it. Ulquiorra had just watched me, I asked him what kind of lifeguard was he and he just replied that I wasn't drowning.
Fucking asshole! I had a large gash on my forehead and all he cared about is if I was drowning or not? I don't even understand what is with him! First he kisses me and then acts as if I'm not even worth of being in his presence? Well at least he didn't call me trash, I guess that's a small victory.
Though why would I want to get a victory that involved Ulquiorra I don't know. I really shouldn't care, I should be pissed that he even tried to kiss me. But I'm not mad, I'm more confused and unsettled more then anything. For some reason that startles me more then if I was just angry or pissed.
Anyway today was pink freak's turn to chose a movie, I had almost honestly forgot about movie night in light of all that had happened this morning. So we ended up watching some film that he retrieved from the human world. It was an autopsy on a variety of humans, and it made me physically ill. My fraccion had to actually leave to go vomit after watching only the first part of it.
So pink freak is on a lot of Espada's hit list, because him, the spoon, and surprisingly Aaronerio were the only ones who didn't find it completely disgusting. Gin looked paler then usual, and Aizen looked absolutely disgusted so I guess it wasn't too bad. Though when they took that girl apart and then opened up all of her organs I felt that it was a little to uncalled for, we didn't need to know what a kidney looked like on the inside.
So I got wet, I'm still not that upset that Ulquiorra kissed me, I had to listen to my fraccion's constant snickering, I got to see what a human looked on the inside and I had to put up with whoever keeps tripping me in the hallways all fucking day long. Just my fucking luck!
So I'm going to bed, hoping that tomorrow would be less horrible on me.
Day sixty five
Monday
Dear fucking journal,
Today was moderately more bearable then yesterday, though not by much.
I awoke to see a picture of pink freak being autopsied on my ceiling, down to the last gory detail. Who knew my fraccion had such a photographic memory? Or that she would even paint something that disgusting. She had ran out of the room to vomit from seeing the very same thing, I swear my fraccion is an idiot.
After hunting for my fraccion, who had been hiding under my bed... (I have no clue why.) I ordered her to repaint my room, again. As she went about that I went about my hour of swimming, better to get it over as fast as possible. I then dragged Ulquiorra to the pool,( because I swear the one time he's not there I will fucking drown) and went swimming.
After my hour of wet torture I finally was able to get out. Ulquiorra looked kind of disappointed, though I couldn't be entirely sure. Why he would be disappointed I'm not sure, I let it go. I really didn't care after all, it's getting to the point that I have to remind myself this.
Next we watched Aaroneiro's movie which was some creepy horror action movie called 'Seven'. It was weird, and slightly twisted just like the jar head himself. The gory parts weren't so bad, it was the mind fucking that got me. My fraccion refuses to come out from under my bed, she's been under there since that movie. She even refused to come to training, though it wasn't that surprising.
The most disgusting part of the movie though was when this fat one guy was forced to eat until his stomach exploded, which made me vaguely sick. I don't want to watch morbidly obese humans eat till they die, it's not something I call entertainment. Though Aaronerio liked it, he laughed at that part both of him did.
During training Ulquiorra's fraccion stared at me some more, and I could swear she was smirking. So after growling at her and making her run around Las Noches 20 times she wasn't smirking anymore. Though I could swear Ulquiorra was laughing at us, his face was expressionless but it just seemed like he was.
Next me and Ulquiorra sparred and I didn't even scratch him yet again, though I did manage to destroy his jacket completely. He then proceeded to beat the crap out of me, though how was that out of place? He beats the crap out of me every time we spar, so it wasn't really a surprise I ended up on the ground bleeding to death.
After that I managed to limp my way to the medical ward, though I think they're getting tired of fixing me up. They even had all of the medical instruments out and waiting for me by time I arrived. After the quick fixing up I went to dinner, because lets face it not even Ulquiorra would pass up a chance of beating me up before I can even eat.
During dinner however half of the Espada's refused to eat, especially meat. As soon as my fraccion caught sight of a steak she ran out of the room, her hand covering her mouth. Evidently with pink freak's movie choice and Aaroneiro's movie choice it practically destroyed all of our appetites.
So I'm going to bed hurt pretty badly, and starving. Though I still can't muster up the guts to go eat something, that movie just creeped me out that much.
Day sixty six
Tuesday
Dear fucking journal,
Today was as normal as one could get being an Espada, though there were a few things that I would've liked to avoid.
Like waking up to see a painting of Aaroneiro being force fed by my fraccion wasn't something I want to see when I get up. And how she fed him when he was in a jar? I have no fucking clue, but she managed to paint it. So I got up and ordered her to repaint my room, after that I went to breakfast.
Many of the Espada and their fraccion's still refused to eat, though I don't really blame them. I ate though, but it was nothing but tuna. I don't think I can handle anything that looked like red meat, just thinking about it makes me nauseous. Though Yammy and pink freak had no problem eating this morning, which wasn't surprising.
I then headed to swimming torture hour, in which I actually almost drowned. I had accidentally pushed myself into the deep end, I was about to jump out when I was dragged out by Ulquiorra. I didn't need help Dammit! I was about to jump out! But no, he had to crush what was left of my dignity. Though at least I didn't inhale any water, so I didn't actually drown.
After that humiliation we got to see Yammy's movie choice which was some stupid movie called 'Supersize me'. The entire movie was about a physically fit guy eating nothing but unhealthy food from this place called McDonalds. And every time someone asked him if he wanted to supersize it he had to.
That movie was disgusting, and disturbing. What's with those idiotic lower Espada with choosing movies that involved food in disgusting ways? There was a part that he puked right after eating, now that was gag worthy. Why would someone who was physically fit want to do something that could completely destroy his body? I know now to stay away from this fast food stuff, I like my muscular physique thank you very much!
Next was training in which I forced Karite past her limits, it was payback for my ceiling for the last few days. I didn't like seeing Aaroneiro or pink freak up there, I had to deal with them enough as it is. So she passed out 4 hours after intensive training, in which her sister just left her there. Kurosu sometimes doesn't act very sisterly, though neither does Karite now that I think about it.
After that was sparring and Ulquiorra didn't go to badly on me, though I'm still a little sore. It might be because I didn't touch his jacket today, I wanted to actually injure him today. Though I didn't cut him I did hit him with a gut punch, to Ulquiorra though it wasn't more then an annoyance. But hey I hit him!
Next was dinner and I discovered that Movie night wasn't over, evidently our evil overlord didn't tell us that he and his two lackeys got go choose movies as well. Oh fucking joy! Three more days of torture, I'm highly regretting Tousen's and Gin's choice. I swear they would choose movies just to fucking mess with me, they are not about pettiness.
So I'm off to bed, knowing that there was no way I was going to enjoy the next 3 days.
Day sixty seven
Wednesday
Dear fucking journal,
Kill me now! I knew that the next few days would be bad but I didn't think it would be this bad this early!
It started with waking up to see a picture of me pigging out on McDonalds, that wasn't even the worst part. My perfect masculine muscular form was distorted, and fat. I got pissed, that was not what I needed! How dare she defile my physique like that?!
After waking up and forcing her to repaint my room back to it's white color I kicked her forcibly out of my room. I told her if she painted anything like that again I'd freaking beat her to an inch of her life. I think she found it humorous that I reacted more viciously to the McDonalds instead of the Ulquiorra kissing me ones.
I didn't care, no one messes with my figure! I might be slightly vain in that regard but I work hard to maintain this figure, no way am I going to let it get destroyed so carelessly.
Next I had swimming hour and I tripped and bashed my head against the pool edge again, and did Ulquiorra do anything to help? No he fucking didn't! He only replied that I wasn't drowning so I didn't need his help, thank you very fucking much lifeguard! If you couldn't tell that was sarcasm.
After that we went to breakfast only to learn that we had no food, yes I wrote that correctly. NO FOOD! Evidently Barrangan's fraccion were so disgusted because of the last few movies that they got sick at the sight of food, meaning they all threw it out.
So Aizen being the genius he was sent me and Ulquiorra to the human world for food. Saying something about not trusting the other Arrancars with his credit card. I was just sent for grunt work to carry the bags and such, I hate Aizen to the core of my very being.
After we got back and ate we had to watch Gin's movie, I wished we just remained in the human world, it would've been infinitely better. He had chosen a gay porno, and due to Aizen's orders we all had to watch it. It was a horrible one at that, almost as if it was made in a garage.
Pink freak and the spoon had started making out behind the couch, while Yammy and Zammari looked vaguely sick. Aaroneiro just argued with himself about certain aspects of the movie I didn't want to go into. Harribel just read a magazine and Starrk slept through the entire thing. I watched it unfortunately, Aizen kept his eye on me the entire film almost as if he knew I'd bolt. It's not something I want to watch for entertainment sake. So after it ended I was so glad!
Next I happily went to training, glad to get away from that movie. And I trained my fraccion into exhaustion for the painting on my ceiling this morning. And then sparring with Ulquiorra, infinitely more fun then that damn movie. I can't even explain how creepy that was to watch, makes me shudder.
So today was more then I could handle in just one day, so I'm going to bed glad that it's over with.
Day sixty eight
Thursday
Dear fucking journal,
Today was normal, though I did realize a few odd things today.
Like my fraccion drawing me in perfect manly perfection on my ceiling with an amazing background? I think she's trying to make up for yesterday, and I decided to forgive her for now. The picture was awesome after all, and portrayed me perfectly so she'll be left alone... for now.
Next I went swimming to learn that Ulquiorra actually wanted to swim today, so I just shrugged and he got in as well. So after frolicking in the water for an hour it was time to get out, though Ulquiorra actually looked slightly saddened after we got out. So the bat likes water huh?
After that we went to breakfast and ate like usual, though I discovered that Yammy is allergic to bananas. Yes the garbage disposal can't eat bananas, I found out because Harribel likes to put bananas in her cereal. See where I'm going with this? She accidentally dropped a piece in his Frosted Flakes.
He swelled up larger then a bloated whale and turned a sickly reddish purple. It was disgusting, and extremely humorous as well. He couldn't talk and was sent to the medical ward not long after he stopped breathing.
Next we watched Tousen's movie choice though why would he watch a movie he can't see? I thought he didn't need one, he can't see it anyway. The movie was called 'Daredevil', a movie about a blinded man who becomes a hero though technically he's breaking the law.
The movie was actually not so bad, that chick that played Electra was wickedly scary. And the moves that the Daredevil himself pulled off? Awesome! So Tousen isn't only a pathetic excuse for a bad guy, he actually has good taste in movies he can't see anyway.
After that we went to training, only to learn that my fraccion is afraid of heights. Evidently Kurosu and Karite were sparring and her sister had thrown her into the air, very high up. Karite had panicked and started to fall, if it wasn't for her sister she'd have hit the ground hard.
Next random bit of info? Ulquiorra doesn't like when people touch his skull cap, not at all. I accidentally scratched it when we were sparring and I honestly thought he was going to kill me. Thankfully though I'm getting good at dodging Ulquiorra's attacks and I flash stepped to the only place he won't go, Harribel's fraccion's rooms.
They were mad but knew better then to kick me out, I trump them on the food chain after all. So after waiting out Ulquiorra's anger spell I remerged to find him back to his emotionless self. Which for the first time in my life I was glad to see.
So I'm going to bed after learning quite a bit about those around me, things I particularly didn't want to learn in the first place.
Day sixty nine
Friday
Dear fucking journal,
Today was totally lame, and not at all surprising, which made it totally totally lame.
Woke up to see a picture of Elektra and the Daredevil fighting on my ceiling, I could tell my fraccion liked the movie yesterday. It was an epic picture, with amazing details. I left it up, this one wasn't so bad after all. Though I kind of wished she left the picture of me up there.
Next I headed swimming in which Ulquiorra joined me, and I almost drowned again. Though it was actually Ulquiorra's fault, and he was the one to drag my butt out of the deep end. He had jerked back when I had approached him, his fist catching me in the stomach and sending me into the deep end.
After being saved by the one who almost drowned me to begin with we went to breakfast, which went by as usual. Though there was still no word on Yammy, Aizen just told us not to worry about it. Something about it being taken care of, for a brief second I actually thought Aizen had killed the large Espada. The way he said it had been that creepy.
Next we watched his movie which just turned out to be a documentary about some guy that terrorized the human world a while back. His name was Adolf Hitler and Aizen was a big fan of his, and after watching the film I understood why. They were both clinically insane while trying to destroy an entire race. Though I don't think shinigami's count as a race, well he wanted to eliminate them anyway.
And what was with Hitler? Killing six million people just because they weren't blond with blue eyes? That was stupid, if you're going to kill make sure it's indiscriminant. That way everyone goes equally, no one is better then the other. That way you also get everyone, no one will be left behind.
Next came training and my fraccion refused to spar her sister, afraid of being thrown into the air again I guess. So we sparred paired up again and our fraccion didn't even get close, it was actually getting boring to dodge and attack. They still had much to learn, though they were improving.
Next I had my spar with Ulquiorra, in which I completely avoided his skull plate, don't want to make that mistake more then once. I still got defeated but hey, I'm getting closer to scratching him. If that was a real 'I'm going to kill you' fight I know I'd hurt him, I just don't want to unleash that much power during a spar.
After that went to dinner to see Yammy pigging out, it seems he's better. Though he did eat half of the food, which made us all mad. They actually told Yammy that he had to go shopping next time, but he just shrugged. Said it was worth the food, everything to him was worthless compared to food.
So today was lame, to the point of boredom. And learning that Aizen aspires to a crazy dead dictator who killed the largest amount in history by a single dictator... not a very surprising discovery.
Day seventy
Saturday
Dear fucking journal,
Today was horrible!
It started out with waking up to see a picture of me drowning with Ulquiorra valiantly saving me. How he Hell did my fraccion find out about that!? Though it wasn't nearly that epic, he was the one to knock me into the deep end anyway.
The worst part about my room? The walls were painted in correspondence to that video we watched about Adolf Hitler yesterday. Only Aizen replaced Hitler himself and we were all of his soldiers saluting to him. No way in Hell would I salute to that crazy idiot!
After ordering my fraccion to repaint it with threats of killing her she went about doing that. I don't like anyone thinking I almost drowned, it makes me feel like a sissy for losing to something as weak as water. Though I won't tell Harribel that, she'd actually kill you with water.
After that I went swimming, and actually drowned. As in flailing around uselessly, lungs filling with water, blacking out kind of drowning. Thankfully my horrible lifeguard was there to pull me out, though I learned he had to perform CPR on me. I swear he's been waiting for that all week.
Next went to breakfast to learn that Yammy had eaten all of my favorite cereal, which was 'Fruity Pepples'. Yes I like them, want to fight about it? But yes that bastard ate it all! I beat the crap out of him for that, because no one can pass up a game of beat up the fat guy.
After that we learned that there was no more movie night much to my relief, though it was short lived when Aizen told us we were going on a field trip some time next week. Probably next Saturday he said, though I hope we don't go at all. I know it will end badly, especially because all of the Espada were going.
Training came next and my fraccion decided to fight dirty during our spar, she sliced my jacket to pieces! That was my favorite jacket, I paid her back for that. It was my favorite because it was the first one I got after becoming an Arrancar. It held a lot of old memories. So she had to be carried in by her sister, who just glared at me. I glared back, Karite should've thought of that before destroying my jacket.
Next I sparred with Ulquiorra who seemed slightly distracted, though he still beat me. I think giving me CPR gave him brain damage, he didn't focus during the spar at all. And yet he still wiped the floor with me and I headed back in slightly sore. Though it wasn't that surpr....
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Another authors note: In my last chapter I had a competition to see who can guess why Ulquiorra is angry at Loly and Menoly, and though nobody actually won, nobody lost either. All of your reasons were humorous and I will write down the ones I enjoyed immensely:
From Mistress -freak: "Why Ulqui-Kun is angry:" is because they made him scold Grimmy making him upset. They also praised Aizen after his pranks that interrupted his sneak-pets. Then when he finally liked it he had to be taken away!(tragic!) Bad, no?
From RhymeLuvUlqui: Why Ulqui-Kun is angry: I think Ulquiorra is angry cus'' Loly and Melony ( Menoly??Melony?) insulted Grimmjow( Ulquiorra likes Grimmjow!!3)Oh and they also 'Praised' Aizen for playing those tricks.( He probably didn't like that)Haha!!
From Ashido Kano: Why Ulqui-Kun is angry: (1)He's mad at Loly for bitchin at Grimmjow for his ways(2) He's mad at Melony because she wanted to fight Grimkitty even though she took out her anger on Karite (3) Also in showing thier obsession with Aizen they practically stated that they like to see Ulquiorra and Grimmjow miserable.
Though neither of them were correct they were as funny as Hell! The real reason though is because Grimmjow in chapter 7 had told Karite that you usually pick on those you like because she kept picking on Tesla. So in chapter 8 when Grimmjow trips both Loly and Menoly, it gave Ulquiorra the suspicion that Grimmjow was picking on them because he liked them. (Though Grimmjow was really just being mean!) So that pissed Ulqui-kun off, and he blamed Loly and Menoly for it! Thus the glaring and attempted decapitation by cero.
Chapter spotting challenge!!!! I have decided to set up a challenge for each chapter, and reward cookies and mentions in my chapters for the winners. This challenge is for those of you who have watched Red vs Blue, if you haven't fear not you will have another challenge assigned. Just be careful to label them currently, if you want you can do both!
(1) RvB: Find the hidden quote! It might not be completely correct but I had to tailor it to the story, so find it! Here's a clue, Grif says this in response to a message from Lopez in Season 4! Good luck!
(2) Why was Ulquiorra disappointed that Grimmjow got through swimming hour unscathed on Monday?
Let the challenge begin! You don't have to participate but it makes me want to work on chapters more to hear your responses! I find them funny and entertaining. So more challenges being completed means faster updates!
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