Authors note: Here is chapter 11! And I know a few of you were confused from last week but don't fear! It'll all make sense in a minute. First I'd like to thank Blader123, Dante123, Comatose Overdose, Asiiann, Dior Crystal, PhreshxxxBear, tokionoiz, LoVeLeSs77, Mistress -Freak, lamekirby, KyubiYoukoKitsune, Sakura Otome, Klalista, ima-glomp-you, michico1243, and Tobi! Whew! So many! Anyway here is chaper 11! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, Fruity Pebbles or the Karakura Town Zoo... if it exists. I do own Karite and Kurosu, I guess it'll have to do.

Day seventy one
Sunday
Dear fucking journal,

I have found myself kidnapped, and it really shouldn't surprise me. If something bad in my life could happen, there is a likely chance that it will.

I had been in the middle of writing in my journal yesterday when someone knocked me out from behind, and when I woke up I was here. Where ever here is. I'm being held in a cell, with a small room connected as the bathroom. When I got up I noticed I had breakfast sat out for me, a bowl of Fruity Pebbles.

That small bit of information means I got kidnapped by someone who knows me, that only narrows it down everyone I know. This fucking sucks, who in the hell would even think about doing this?

Another thing that bothered me was there was five monitors setup outside my room, showing everyday life of the Espadas with volume. I'm guessing that the cameras were hidden, because none of the others acknowledged them. The first was in my room, the second was in the kitchen, the third in the meeting room, the fourth was in the living room, and the last was in the swimming area.

Meaning there is a likely chance I'm still in Las Noches, and whoever had caught me is hiding my Reiatsu from everyone else. Which would make them cocky, at least that narrowed it down a little bit though not by much. Most of the residents in Las Nochas is cocky, how else did they all wind up here?

It also seemed as though a few of the others have figured out I'm missing, like my fraccion who spent almost the entire time looking for me in my room and the swimming area. Ulquiorra seemed kind of confused that I didn't come to swimming nor training, and Kurosu was told by her sister so she had joined in the hunt.

It seemed like none of the others really figured it out, that or they didn't care. They spent all day going about as usual, which was boring to watch. How many times can I watch pink freak and the spoon make out in the living room before I go insane? I'm guessing not many, it's already making me want to gouge my eyes out.

Trying to escape from this cell is also a waste of time and energy, not only is it hiding my reiatsu but it is also indestructible. I tried punching it, slashing it with my sword, kicking it, ceroing it, practically everything! It's almost as if it's made specifically to hold me, which wouldn't be surprising in my case.

Even weirder? I went to the bathroom this evening and came back out and there was a plate of three tuna sandwiches with a cup of milk sitting in my cell. So at least whoever captured me feeds me food I can stomach. I don't think I'd be able to stand it if they fed me some kind of food like oatmeal or anything, I don't like eating much but meat so there isn't much I like.

The question now is who was it? I watched the monitors almost all day and didn't catch anyone acting suspicious. Meaning that none of the Espada, the shinigami's nor any of the fraccion did it, that or they are very good at hiding it. Though being evil masterminds it might not be that hard to do it, I know I'm able to hide things quite well.

So I'm going to sleep on this small cot that is barely big enough to hold me and is extremely uncomfortable. I know that if I find out who did this they are so going to be dead.

Day seventy two
Monday
Dear fucking journal,

Another day in my cell, and I'm as bored as hell! (Hey that rhymed) There is nothing to do in this predicament I've managed to get myself into, and the least my kidnapper could do was get me something to do! I spent all day twiddling my thumbs, wanting something to attack me! At least I'd have something to do.

It is now official that I'm missing, and my fraccion is starting to panic. The pansy! I've trained her better then that! She shouldn't be falling apart just because I'm missing for two days, sheesh! It's like she found my rotting corpse or something, me missing isn't the end of the world.

Ulquiorra seemed to be slightly confused as well, he's actually been searching for me. Aizen still hasn't done anything other then question upon my absence, which still isn't all surprising. He didn't care for me anyway, if I died he wouldn't even feel anything. Unless I interferred with his plans before I went, then he'd be pissed.

Some of the others had also joined in the search, such as Zammari and Harribel. Who knew I'd be so popular, though it wasn't much it was better then nothing. I hoped they found me soon, if not I just might kill myself out of boredom. Though Starrk had started to search for a bit he gave up after 10 minutes and fell asleep in the hallway, not surprising in the least.

And supper for the day? Salmon cooked to perfection drizzled in the most amazing sauce... no I'm just kidding. I wish though, It was a plate of dry tuna. I'm getting a little tired of tuna though, so I hope my captor gives me something else tomorrow.

Also watching the Espada's everyday? Not too entertaining, and I swear if pink freak and that damn spoon makes out any longer then they are both going to fucking suffocate. This channel should have censors for crying out loud, I don't want to see that kind of crap.

Also it seems that Gin spooks around the base more then I had originally thought, I caught him on the monitor no less then 50 times today in the living room and kitchen. The best part? None of the other Espade even had a clue that he was there, he actually stole a chip out of the bag of chips Yammy was eating and the fat guy didn't even notice. Now that was just spooky, especially because Aaronerio was standing not too far away and neither of his heads noticed it happening.

In other news Zammari has been watching that yoga film in the livingroom when no one was around, and I found myself trying the poses to de-stress. I don't want to admit it but it's actually quite relaxing, it at least gets my mind of my current predicament. That and it made my body feel all loose and tingly, it's new and I find I enjoy the relaxation.

It's strange and I wonder if it was real but I could've sworn I saw Ulquiorra look slightly concerned when my fraccion replied that I haven't been found. I think I was just imagining it but I can't be entirely sure, it was slightly dark in the living room when it had happened after all.

Also where in the hell did my fraccion get a plushie of me? She fell asleep in my room, on my bed, cuddling a plushie of me. Where the hell she got it I had no clue. If she's that worried then I really need to train her out of it. That and I need to take that plushie from her, it's just weird that she has one to begin with.

So I headed to bed on that uncomfortable cot, trying to figure out where my fraccion managed to get a stuffed animal of me.

Day seventy three
Tuesday
Dear fucking journal,

Today was odd, especially when I woke up to find a ball of yarn on my stomach. Evidently my captors have found out I'm bored, I just kind of wished that they would've thought to get something I can actually used to keep myself entertained. I do not play with balls of yarn, it's beneath me.

Next I learned that the 5 monitors I've been watching had somehow turned to twenty monitors, with cameras in all of the Espada's rooms and every other room you could think of other then bathrooms. Evidently whoever had captured me hadn't finished it until last night, while I was asleep.

I didn't need to see what happened in the privacy of other's rooms, I'm still having visions of what I saw in pink freaks room thank you very much! And seeing Harribel and her fraccions in the morning? Not a pretty sight I tell you, especially that girl Mila-Rose. Her hair was like a ball of fluff, it looked like she just got out of a dryer.

Though at least I got to spy back on Ulquiorra for those two weeks of spying on me back a while ago. Though to say he leads a boring life is an understatement, I got bored just watching him. All he does is errands for Aizen, reading, and sleeping, nothing interesting at all.

I then had the same thing for breakfast, Fruity Pepples. I can never get too tired of that stuff, and I'm the only one in Las Nochas that eats it so I don't have to worry about sharing. While everyone else fights over their breakfast I get mine, without anyone trying to take it from me.

Also, my fraccion is on the verge of a mental breakdown, she's been running all over Las Noches looking for me. The part that pissed me off about that? She put up a bunch of posters that said lost cat, with a picture of me. I'm not a housecat for crying out loud, I do not need posters around the base saying I am. She even enlisted the help of her sister who was running around putting up those blasted posters.

It also seems that there are more people searching for me, like Barragan much to my surprise. Him and his fraccion looked around for me today, though not for long. It was better then nothing I guess, though it didn't help either that Barragan's fraccion fought amongst themselves the entire time. And it was funny that I could watch it, at least it alienated my boredom for a bit.

Harribel and her fraccion along with Zammari looked for me a little today as well, though not as long as they did yesterday. What am I not worth their time? Wait let me answer that very redundant question I asked myself, to them no I'm really not. Though if I was in their place I wouldn't look for them. Starrk did what he did yesterday, searched for a few minutes then took a nap. Now you know why you never rely on the Prima Espada, he doesn't come when you really need him too.

Surprisingly Ulquiorra started to search for me as well, though it shouldn't be. I know that Ulquiorra has some kind of feelings for me, why else would he kiss me? Though it's odd, why would he like me? Still very confusing, I don't like thinking about it if I don't have too.

Next I watched the video on the screen that Zammari was, the yoga one. I followed along with the poses again and it was as relaxing as it was yesterday. I had been so frustrated last week when I first did it and I really didn't try, but now that I have I'm glad I did. Though I'd never admit it. I don't even want to imagine what the other Espada would say, for Zammari it wasn't surprising so they didn't rag on him. But me? I'm fair game.

Next I had a dinner of fried chicken with mashed potatoes, evidently my captor heard me complaining about my supper. Though it wasn't cuisine it was better then nothing, though the chicken could've been a little less burnt. Well at least it was something different, I don't enjoy eating the same dinner every day.

There is one good thing about this whole captivity thing, I at least don't have to go swimming. Though compared to everything else it's not really that much of a victory.

So I'm off to bed, hoping that I'd wake up in my own bed. But what's the chances of that actually happening?

Day seventy four
Wednesday
Dear fucking journal,

Well I did awake in my own bed, though it's not a complete victory. My bed is now in my cell, though at least it's better then that cot. I only have one question, how in the hell had my captor manage to move me from the cot to my bed without waking me up?

I almost don't want to know, I don't like thinking I'm that deep a sleeper. Though how else would my fraccion be able to paint my room night after night without waking me? So yes, I have to come to grips that I'm an extremely deep sleeper. It's hard to do but I think I can manage.

Do you want to know what else!? My... I mean the ball of yarn disappeared! Though it's not like I played with it or anything, I'm just noting that it's gone. It was the only thing to keep me preoccupied other then the twenty or so monitors showing me things I'd rather not watch.

Like my fraccion having a mental breakdown and crying while holding the plushie that looked like me? I didn't need to see that, especially because she did it in my room off in a corner. She noticed my bed gone, and probably thought I left on purpose. Well I didn't, I'm stuck somewhere I don't have a clue as to and my fraccion is crying like I'm dead. Not helpful in the least.

Now because everyone thinks I've left on my own free will, the hunt is off, meaning there is absolutely no chance of being saved. Thank you captors! I fucking swear they did that on purpose. Though being able to sleep in a bed for once was at least a small bonus, even if it meant not being rescued.

Ulquiorra and surprisingly Barragan though still seem to think I've been taken, though Barragan doesn't seem to care any more. Evidently that one day of caring he shown was all he could expend, thank you very much you old fart! If you ever go missing I'm not going to help you! Though I wouldn't have to begin with, but that's beside the point.

Onto more important matters, like dinner. I got dry tuna again, I swear the chicken yesterday was just a decoy. Put there to make me think I'd finally get more food I'd enjoy, salmon would be nice but I know that's not going to happen. Whoever caught me I swear is only doing this to mess with me, I just know it.

I did the yoga workout thing when Zammari turned it on and thankfully all of the fustration I had been feeling left, leaving me in a relaxed state. Though it didn't last long, because not long after the video went off Aizen called a meeting. Ignoring my absence as if I never existed to begin with Aizen started the meeting without me, and it was to vote on where they were going for the field trip.

It pissed me off that I had been exempted, though there was a chance I wouldn't get free to go. That was a somewhat bittersweet thought, for one I wouldn't have to suffer that trip. But on the other hand it means I'd probably still be stuck in this hell hole longer... Fuck.

They decided to go to the fucking zoo, what were we? Children!? Aizen even ordered pink freak to make us all gigai's for the trip! Even for me though I'm still MIA, in case I showed up before then. The way he said it piqued my interest, it got me thinking. And though this is my journal I don't feel that this is safe enough to write my suspicions. It's been read more then once after all, and just because I'm in a jail cell doesn't mean it won't be read again.

So now I'm going paranoid, and with that I'm off to bed. Hoping to wake in my room, my bed was great but I would've liked my room.

Day seventy five
Thursday
Dear fucking journal,

I had finally thought that I was done with waking up to find Ulquiorra on top of me, but apparently I was wrong. That and I now have a cellmate, oh fucking joy.

Ulquiorra woke up quite confused, until I explained to him what happened. I told him about waking up in this place after being knocked out, and then explained to him that I've been stuck here the entire week. After that he noticed the monitors, I only replied that they've been there since I woke up. They were after all, I didn't ask for them.

So after I explained everything and he became accustom to our current predicament the day progressed on. I swear with Ulquiorra here it's still like he's not, he's so quite that he might as well not been here at all. Also Ulquiorra isn't affected by boredom, while I slowly went crazy he sat about like it was the most natural thing in the world.

Ulquiorra's disappearance has spread through Las Noches, almost every Espada and Arrancar took up the search for him. Thank you bastards! I'm gone for five days and you can't get up to look for me, but Ulquiorra is gone for a day and it's the end of the fucking world? Screw you all, never expect my help.

The Espadas have created search parties under Aizen's orders to find the emotionless Arrancar sitting to my right. I swear it's not fair, they can't even muster up one complete search party for me and here they have at least seven? And all for Ulquiorra? Though he does actually do what he's told, that and almost all of the other Espadas respect him. Me? I'm just a thorn in many of their asses, and I like it like that. Just never knew it would ever come back to bite me in the ass.

My fraccion though is still looking for me at least, evidently Ulquiorra's disappearance resparked her idea that I've been kidnapped. Thank you Karite! Now all she has to do is find me, or us rather. I keep forgetting he's here, he's that quite. So now my fraccion and her sister is searching everywhere, even under beds. Though why'd I be there is a mystery. My fraccion is such an idiot.

We had a dinner of fried catfish, with baked potatoes. I seriously think the only reason I got this much was because Ulquiorra was here, I'd probably get dry tuna again if he wasn't here. Ulquiorra didn't eat much, though I really didn't expect him too. Arrancars don't have to eat, we just like to. The feeling of being full is very satisfying for us, because as Hollows we never had that feeling. We were always hollow, hence the name.

Next Zammari watched his yoga video, but I refused to do it today. I didn't need Ulquiorra see me looking like a complete idiot, though both of us had to do it the first day I seen the video during movie night. But I didn't want to give him more of a reason to see me as an idiot, so I refrained from participating today. And I need it more today then usual, so I've been feeling stressed out all day today.

Do you know how boring it is to be trapped with Ulquiorra? He doesn't talk much, he mostly ignores me as if I don't exist. It's so boring! I also don't like the fact that I don't know his exact feelings for me, I really don't like being in the dark. Especially if I'm involved somehow.

And fighting over who gets the bed? Not something I'd want to repeat, it's my fucking bed! He said that he should get it because he's higher ranked then me! I then promptly and rudly told him it was my bed, meaning I should get it! But in the end we finally agreed to share the bed, as long as he stayed on his side and I stayed on mine then there shouldn't be any issues.

So I'm going to bed on the right side of my bed tonight, hoping that Ulquiorra stayed on his own. It's tiring to wake up to see Ulquiorra on me in the mornings.

Day seventy six
Friday
Dear fucking journal,

Today was ranked high on my list of the worst days in history!

First it started with waking up to find Ulquiorra wrapped around me, just as I was wrapped around him. Creepy right, so I try to move. Unfortunately Ulquiorra was holding onto me like a large teddy bear, so I couldn't escape him. I had to wait for him to awaken and hope he didn't kill me. Thankfully he didn't kill me, because he would certainly succeed if he tried.

Next we had breakfast, which wouldn't have been so odd if it wasn't for the monitors. Because on one of them showed my fraccion sitting in my room crying, all the while cuddling that damn stuffed animal that looks like me. So Ulquiorra not only go to see my fraccion act like a five year old but he got to see her have a plushie of me. Humiliating to the max.

After that we found out who kidnapped us, surprise surprise it was Aizen. I have to ask myself why I didn't expect it, he's the only one who'd do something like this. Because we all know I can't get revenge, even thinking about getting him back could land me in serious pain. So I have to suck it up and get over it, though I doubt I will.

And do you want to know how he explained the kidnapping to me, Ulquiorra and the rest of the Espada? He told us that it was a drill to see how the other Espada would react if one of their own comrades suddenly went missing without a clue. I then asked why Ulquiorra got kidnapped, evidently when I went missing their reaction wasn't what he needed to see. So he kidnapped someone who'd make a bigger impact, and that had to be Ulquiorra.

The worst part? The other Espada actually believed his excuse! I know for sure there was a different reason, Aizen doesn't do anything without an ulterior motive. So now all I have to figure out is what that motive is, though it's going to be tough. Aizen is a master of deception, look a what his Zanpakuto can do. Major deception at play.

Also when I went to my room, I found my fraccion sitting on my floor with the plushie of me. As soon as she saw me she tackled me, hard. Do you know how it feels to be hit by someone going full speed while they were flash stepping? You probably don't, and you really wouldn't want to know. So after prying her off of me and telling her I was okay, I explained what happened to me. Strangely she agrees to my 'Aizen's reason is bullshit' theory, I trained her well.

So after sending her off I finally got to choose dinner that I would want to eat, and it was magnificent. Though I did figure out why I got such crappy food one day and decent food the next while I was imprisoned. Evidently Gin and Tousen were in charge of feeding me when I was imprisoned. Gin only fed me dry tuna, while Tousen fed me moderately edible food. That was a surprise, well before Tousen said it was petty thing to feed me things that weren't edible.

So I got a dinner of mashed potatoes and chicken casserole, I don't know where we'd be if we didn't have Zammari cooking. Yes he actually cooks for us, I retrieved a cook book for him on one of my trips to the real world. He really enjoys it, well that's what he says. Said something about being relaxing and useful. Though I didn't get to finish my dinner, Aizen ordered me to go fucking swimming. Said something about not being practicing lately, he's the one that captured me! Meaning it's his fault I hadn't been practicing!

So I went swimming, with a half full stomach. Do you know what happens when you go swimming right after eating? Yeah you get cramps, and they hurt. I almost drowned in the shallow part of the pool, oh the humiliation. Especially because Ulquiorra was there, though thankfully he knew I wasn't in real danger. I had grabbed the edge of the pool so there wasn't really no chance of drowning. Though it was still a bruise to my pride.

So I'm going to bed now which is now back in my room, knowing that tomorrow isn't going to end well. We're going to the Zoo after all, just my fucking luck.

Day seventy seven
Saturday
Dear fucking journal,

Today wasn't so bad, it was way better then yesterday.

I woke up to see Karite on my bed, my ceiling painted in a very melancholy fashion. After shoving her off the bed I asked what her problem was. Evidently the plushie that she had that looked like me is gone, as in someone stole it. I growled at her for that, so not only does someone I don't know have it but I can't destroy it!

After ordering her to quit sulking and repaint my room I left, the depression paint job was bringing my mood down. So after that I headed to breakfast to find everyone gathered, all of them looked as if they were waiting for me. I actually had forgot about the field trip. So after getting ready we all headed through a portal, taking our gigais with us.

And not surprising mine fucking itched again! I swear pink freak can't make a decent gigai to save his life, I don't know why Aizen hasn't gotten a better person for that. So we all went to the fucking Zoo, with itchy gigais. Though the feeling like I'm walking with my knees bent feels like he did that on purpose.

So at the Zoo many things happened, and is the reason we are never allowed back at Karakura Town Zoo. It started when we arrived, Aizen didn't want to pay full price for all of us. It also didn't help that he looked like he was taking a bunch of adults to the Zoo as if we were children. So after one use of Aizen's Zanpakuto we made our way in.

Aaroneiro (Who looked like a normal human) and Barragan split rather quickly, making their ways far away from us. Each went in a different direction, I think Barragan went to that train thing to ride him around. Aaroneiro I don't even want to know what he did. Yammy went straight for the food court, which was situated by the gorillas exhibit. I think it's a fitting match up, they both look vaguely the same. And Zammari went and stayed in the butterfly house the entire time, and meditated.

But when pink freak and spoon got involved then it started to get bad. Pink freak wanted to experiment on a few of the animals, and that damn spoon was insulted that there wasn't any prey mantises at the Zoo. So quite a few of the animals almost became lab rats and spoon went on a rampage about that damn bug. Thus letting a lot of animals out of their cages.

Next Harribel went swimming with the sharks, much to the horror of most of the humans gathered. While Starrk got into the sloth exhibit to hang on a branch to sleep. Fitting if you ask me. Lilynette went running in the wolves exhibit, howling at passerbyers. Gin let all of the snakes out, saying it was unfair to keep them all caged up. While Tousen let a few of the antelope and other such plant eaters out, saying it was unjustified to leave them in such a state.

Ulquiorra refused to come out of the bat exhibit, said something about finding his own kind. While I myself went to the panther exhibit, at least they liked me better then the others. It was very nice to be surrounded by my own kind, especially because they treated me like one of their own. So yeah it was great, for a while.

After the chaos and panic became to much Aizen used his sword to get everything back under order, said something about not being able to take us anywhere. We didn't want to go in the first place, he ordered us. So after that we all left, while being yelled at by the owner saying we weren't ever allowed in the Karakura Town Zoo ever again. Which wasn't all that surprising, you should've seen all the destruction we caused.

So we're back in Las Noches, and I'm ready to go to bed. After such a long day I'm ready for some sleep.

End

Another authors note: The winners to the contest are out! No one actually got the first one right but that wasn't too surprising! There were many winners for the second one however and to them they get mentioned and a cookie that I wish I could really give them! The winners for the second are listed below! Take a bow!

Mistress -Freak
Asiiann
Comatose Overdose
KyubiYoukoKitsune
Tobi
Klalista
Dante123

And my favorite out of all of them is the grand prize winners! There were two that I liked a lot so they both win. Congratulations Dante123 and Tobi! For their answers made me laugh so hard I spit up the Pepsi I had been drinking!

Tobi: (2)I think that Ulquiorra was disappointed that Grimmjow got through swimming unscathed because he wanted to "save" Grimmjow from drowning and perform CPR (we all know he wanted an excuse to kiss Grimmjow). Grimmjow said he swears Ulquiorra has been waiting for that all week. (He probably was.)

Dante123: I think Ulquiorra is disappointed because he likes to see Grimmjow's half-naked body, and the word 'wet' probably gives him dirty thoughts, AND he couldn't give Grimmjow a CPR XD

Chapter Callenge!!!It is now time for this week's challenge! It is rather simple, though this time if anyone can figure it out you will win a grand prize of a GrimXUlqui one-shot written by me! If you win I'll message you, then all you have to do is send a message back with a summary and any specific things you want added! So good luck, if more then one guesses correctly then the most accurate answer will be the winner. And the second prize winner will get a copy of the one-shot as well. Well here we go!

Why did Barragan help search for Grimmjow on Tuesday?

Just to warn you, you might have to go back quite a few chapters to find the answer, yes it's more work but the prize is much larger. Here it is so go review! And Good luck!

Also a few answers for a few of my reviewers:

The band that most describes Grimmjow is Slipknot, well in my oppinon they do.

And the reason Grimmy didn't like the other gory movies but liked saw was because it was more disturbing then actually gory. My sister likes Saw but doesn't like the thought of watching someone get an autopsy... weird right? I myself hate horror movies, though I absoulutly love Zombie movies... don't make sense does it?