Authors note: Here is chapter 12! And man is it long! It took me forever to do it because we just got a new computer and it's a completely different model, I had to relearn everything about computers in a day. That and my entire weekend was filled, I didn't get to do anything on our computer. I would like to thank my reviewers! Dante123, KyubiYoukuKitsune, Tobi, Comatose Overdose, superkim111, Kilalista, Grimmskat, o.O ohhhhhhhhh whatsitdoing?, Sightlines, Blader123, ima-glomp-you, Mistress -Freak, and Dior Crystal! Whooho! 14! I'm getting so many reviews! I love it! Continue my friends, and go read chapter 12! I know you want to!

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, Cracker Barrel, an unknown festival, or a plushie of Ulquiorra… I want one so badly! All I own are Karite, Kurosu and a new edition named Jow!

Seventy eight
Sunday
Dear fucking journal,

The most weirdest thing happened today, you know those annoying idiots that follow me around like a puppy? Yeah, they came back today. Do you know that they actually found a rock that was naturally shaped into a square? Yeah they did, and I had hoped they never would've.

So yes they are back, and do you know what? They met my fraccion for the first time today, and was it an epic meeting. Evidently it was hate at first glance, they were pissed that I got assigned a female fraccion when all of them had wanted to be my fraccions for as long as I've been an Espada. I just never wanted them as my fraccion.

So they fought with my fraccion, for all of an hour. My fraccion ended up beating the crap out of them, and now they worship the very ground she walks on. If she snaps her fingers they come to attention, if she wants a drink they all scramble over themselves to get her a drink. It's so pathetic, she has them at her beck and call.

So now my own followers won't listen to me, they are all to busy making my fraccion happy. Though at least they don't bother me anymore, I guess there is a small bonus.

Also it seems as if Ulquiorra brought a few friends home from the Zoo, his room now contains a bunch of bats. How I came upon this info? They escaped briefly and went to terrorize pink freak, though Ulquiorra quickly retrieved them before they could be experimented on.

So now Ulquiorra has a small part of his room made for his new bat buddies, he even went to the human world to bring them food. Strange right? I liked the panthers but I wouldn't bring them with me, though I don't think Aizen would allow me in the first place. I'm surprised that Ulquiorra was able to keep his little pets.

Karite is still on the lookout for her Grimmjow plushie, even worse? She managed to get those idiots to help her look for it! So they now know that not only does she have a plushie of me, but it's missing because someone stole it! I've had them looking at me strangely all day while they looked, it's really not what I needed.

And don't get me started on swimming hour! Those idiot followers were aghast that I had to do something so against my nature, I just told them it was under Aizen's orders. They then asked me if Aizen was out to get me, I responded that I think he just might be. And after they learned that I had a lifeguard they just laughed at me, so I gave them something to laugh at.

They are all now looking a little worse for wear, all of them laying in a heap by the pool. I just gave them a crash course on why I'm the king, and I don't think they were going to make the mistake of laughing at me again. I don't think they will be moving for a bit, I really need to send them off on another impossible errand. Though I thought the last one was, evidently I was wrong.

So after today I'm ready for bed, though I still haven't thought up a suitable punishment for my followers. That'll come tomorrow, right now I just want sleep.

Seventy nine
Monday
Dear fucking journal,

Today was interesting, though isn't everyday when you're an Espada?

I woke up to find a painting on my ceiling of Hueco Mundo, with Las Noches in the distance. It was so detailed it actually looked like I was standing outside looking at Las Noches from a distance. My followers also liked it and stood in my room almost all morning admiring it, all the while applauding my fraccion's talent.

Karite was there watching them admire it and I kicked them out of my room while ordering her to repaint it white. All of them wined and told me not to destroy it, but like I care? I just told them to shut up and went to breakfast, though with an unknown passenger. I hadn't known about the hitchhiker till I got to the kitchen.

Evidently one of Ulquiorra's bats had escaped again, it has taken up residence in my hollow's hole. It was actually hanging upside down in the opening, and I wouldn't have known if Harribel hadn't pointed it out to me. So I then took my new passenger to Ulquiorra's room and gave the fourth Espada back his wayward brethren.

After that I ordered those idiots that now worship my fraccion to go out and find the end to the Hueco Mundo desert, I told them not to return until they find it. Yes I practically told them to walk, and to keep walking until they couldn't walk anymore. Cruel aren't I?

Karite was a little miffed that I got rid of her new minions but I didn't care what she wanted. So they departed today, going to find the end of an endless desert. Hopefully they won't ever come back... ever ever again.

After that I went swimming, and I have to say I'm getting the hang of it. I can actually go into the deep end now without drowning, though I still have to stay close to the edge. It's not a total victory but it felt like a large accomplishment, and swimming isn't so bad now. It's not what I'd do for fun, but it isn't exactly torturous anymore.

Also it seems that my fraccion is up to something, I'm not sure what, but I have a feeling that it's going to be big. I saw her going around talking to all the Espada and their fraccions other then me, so it has to be dealing with me. And how in the Hell did she manage to get another plushie of me?!

Do you know how I know it's different from the first? It's me in my fucking released form!! How in the Hell does she even know what I look like in that form?! The worst part however? She carried it around with her all day in front of everybody! It was so annoying because everyone laughed at it!

So my fraccion is up to something, I've had an unwanted passenger when I woke up, I'm getting used to swimming and I got rid of my annoying followers. Today was full of ups and downs, though the downs seem to be the most prominent thing for today.

So I'm heading to bed wandering what could happen next.

Day eighty
Tuesday
Dear fucking journal,

I really didn't like today, because I did some soul searching. When ever I do anything involving my soul it never ends up good for me, and today was no different.

It started with waking up to find nothing on my ceiling, which I now consider odd. So after getting up I went searching for my fraccion, I found that she was talking to her sister. As soon as I approached them they both fell quite, which wasn't suspicious in the least. In case you couldn't tell, I'm being sarcastic.

Next I discovered that the unknown passenger I had yesterday was back again, yes that bat was back in my Hollow's hole. I just left him there, he's the best company I've had in a while anyway. That and he wasn't hurting anyone, at least not yet. I might actually train him to attack when I command, it would be interesting to see.

So I headed out of Las Noches right after I found my new friend, one thing I know is never to do a soul search where people can watch. I don't need them figuring out anything I'm just figuring out now do I? It's bad enough with just me learning this crap.

So I spent all day thinking, which is something I never enjoy doing. And I figured out things that I didn't want to. The main topic of this self exploration? Ulquiorra Sciffer, fourth Espada and supposedly the most emotionless Arrancar in existence.

I decided to see what I truly thought about him and his feelings about me, and it really didn't go well. First I figured out that I didn't mind the thought of being... gay, creepy right? I didn't mind the thought of Ulquiorra being gay either, though I seriously though he was asexual. I'm not kidding either, I really thought he was neither nor.

I next found that I didn't care about being kissed by him, if anything I... I enjoyed it. You have no clue how hard that is to admit. Especially to myself, I was content on just denying everything! But after I started there wasn't much choice but to continue, so I did.

I also learned that I might sort of maybe like him back... creepy beyond all control right? I don't know why I do, I just do! I don't even like him! Well I do, and yet I don't... It's just too damn confusing! And I have no clue what these feelings entitle, nor do I want to know.

I have no idea if Ulquiorra felt the same as me, if they are the same annoying feelings I'm fighting. I have no clue if I want to try to see or not, I don't know if it would be right to try to investigate these feelings further. I don't know if I should, and I sure as Hell don't know how he'd react.

And in an completely unrelated topic I discovered that I actually do care for my annoying fraccion, I care about one of the top people on my list that I want to kill. Yeah I actually care about her, almost like a friend like pet thing. Yeah I don't know what that means either, but it's what I feel for her.

So after returning I went straight to bed, though that bat was still in my Hollow's hole, I didn't particularly care. It was small compared to the way the rest of my day went, and all I want is to sleep.

Day eighty one
Wednesday
Dear fucking journal,

In light of yesterday's discoveries I have decided to just wing it, yeah you know just go with the flow. Though just thinking on it makes me slightly nervous, every time I winged something before it went horribly wrong.

I woke up today with a painting on my ceiling, one I particularly didn't want to see after my soul searching yesterday. It was a picture of me, and surprise surprise Ulquiorra. What we were doing is going to stay confidential, I'm still seeing that image in my mind.

After I ordered my fraccion (Who else paints my ceiling?) to repaint my room and then headed over to Ulquiorra's room. I had to get my new little buddy food, in case you're wondering my new buddy was the little bat that's taken refuge in my Hollow's hole. I don't know why but I've grown attached to the little guy, and I didn't want him gone.

So after getting bat food from the perplexed Ulquiorra I headed out to breakfast, all the while feeding the little bat it's breakfast. I learned he's a fruit bat, and he got a nice breakfast of peaches with mango. I even came up with a name for the little guy, I have named him Jow. My fraccion calls him Little Jow though.

As I got to breakfast I was surprised to learn that my fraccion had her second plushie of me stolen yesterday, and I now have a clue as to 'who'. Though why he would want a plushie of me is beyond me, Ulquiorra just doesn't seem the type to have stuffed animals of any kind. I don't question it though, I'm winging it remember?

Next I had to go swimming, I made sure Jow was away from the water when I got in. I think the other Espada are freaked out about my new friend, but like I care. Little Jow is much cooler then any of them, he's much better company too. So I went swimming, and I didn't drown. I'm getting better at swimming, though it's more like a doggy paddle then anything. Redundant right?

After that I collected Jow and after putting him in his new home went to lunch, though I wish I hadn't now that I think about it. Aizen decided that life at Las Noches was getting a little to stressful, yeah fucking right! He just wanted an excuse to mess around with us, but since when was that new? He said that we're going on vacation, to a place called Hawaii on Saturday.

That gave us half a week to get packed and prepared for the trip, and we had to use the gigai's that pink freak made. I'm so fucking lucky aren't I? Not only did I have to go to the human world with a bunch of people I detest but I had to go while I itched to death. Just my luck.

Though I did get pink freak to build something so I can take Jow, he's one of the only things here I don't hate with a passion. Well him and Ulquiorra, but I'm not going into that right now. I really didn't want that to ruin the rest of my day, it was bad enough as it is.

So I'm going to bed now, not really looking forward to the rest of the week.

Day eighty two
Thursday
Dear fucking journal,

I've discovered a few interesting things today, starting with of course my fraccion.

Evidently she put her plan into effect today, and I was sort of surprised. It turns out that today is my birthday, exactly one year ago I was awakened as an Arrancar. I didn't really pay attention to that sort of thing, as a Ajuukasu I didn't really care about something as stupid as a birthday.

So my fraccion threw me a surprise party, with everyone there. Even Aizen and his lackeys actually came, and they all got presents for me. Surprising right, I didn't expect anyone to actually get me anything. Us Espada don't really like each other much, especially when we rub each other the wrong way on daily basis.

It was kind of nice, I got this really cool cake that was blue and had a panther on it. I could tell that Karite decorated it, it looked really cool. The best part, it was really good. Believe it or not Aaroneiro was the one who cooked it, surprising right?

Next I got my presents, which I'm surprised that I got some at all. Starrk ended up giving me a very soft pillow, not surprising in the least. While Lilynette gave me a matching blanket, she said that she got it to match Starrk's present. Harribel got me a new jacket, while her fraccion chipped in and got me a bell. Ha ha ha, they think they're so clever.

Barragan got me a pair of socks, what's with old people and giving people socks? I would've like food more then that crap, but oh well. His fraccion gave me socks as well, evidently they couldn't think of anything to give me so they just copied their leader.

Ulquiorra got me a small cage and stuff for Jow, so he can have a place to stay at night. His fraccion painted a cloth to put behind the cage that looked like a cave. She said it would be nice for Jow to have something that looks like his usual habitat.

Next the spoon and his fraccion Tesla got me sword polisher for Panthera, while Zammari got me a yoga video. How did he know I liked yoga? After that pink freak gave me an experiment that was catnip that wouldn't make me completely loopy. While Aaroneiro gave me the cake of course, he refused to give me anything else.

Tousen got me a book on justice while Gin got me a squeaky toy mouse. Har har, he thinks he's so funny. Though Aizen's present was kind of nice, I got a full day free on earth. Meaning I get to go to the human world for a full day and do what I want, though no fighting allowed.

My fraccion's present however was the most oddest one ever, and now I understand why she waited until we were alone to give it to me. It was a small plushie of Ulquiorra, it even looked exactly like him. Why she gave me one is beyond me, though it's weird I couldn't bring myself to throw it away.

So I'm going to bed with a small plushie Ulquiorra staring at me from my nightstand and Jow in his new cage. Today was okay, it's actually been the best day in a long time.

Day eighty three
Friday
Dear fucking journal,

Today was my free day in the human world, and unfortunately it wasn't as great as I'd thought it'd be. I had to have a chaperone, to make sure I don't hurt anyone or such. And luckily for me it was Ulquiorra (Sarcasm of course), who else?

So I headed to earth with my watcher, unfortunately I couldn't bring Jow. Sad right? It wasn't too bad of a day, though I could do without the itchy gigai. First we headed out I went to get breakfast, a good breakfast at some place called Cracker Barrel.

It was good, and I thank the fact that Aizen gave me a card to buy stuff with. Ulquiorra didn't eat much but that wasn't really surprising, though he did eat toast. After breakfast we headed out, and I have to say not being able to fly sucks. We had to walk everywhere, and my legs hurt!

We then headed to a festival, evidently it was some kind of celebration today. I don't know what it was called but there was people everywhere. I discovered that Ulquiorra doesn't really like crowds, especially crowds of people. Though it was my free day so he didn't have a say in the matter.

The festival was fun and I wondered why we didn't have any in Hueco Mundo, there was food cooking everywhere. There were also all kinds of games to play, and prizes to win. It was fun, though Ulquiorra was better then me at that stupid goldfish game. Yeah you were suppose to pick one up with this paper net thing, why not just pick them up with your hands?

So yeah, Ulquiorra was better then me, and he got a goldfish. Though he gave it to some kid right afterwards, I guess he didn't like goldfishes. After that we headed to this place with these things called rides, they were awesome! I even got this bracelet that let me ride on any of them as much as I wanted!

I got to go on the rollercoaster thing and even dragged Ulquiorra on it, it was extremely fun! Though Ulquiorra looked paler then when he got on, and with his normal complexion that was a large feat. After riding as much as rides as possible we went to get some food, and I got to eat this tasty thing called a funnel cake. It was delicious, and I even got Ulquiorra to eat some.

After that we found this competition, if you won you got to sit at top of this large round thing called a ferries wheel while they shot the fireworks. Though I didn't know what fireworks was I wanted to see them, and they said the best place to do that would be on top of the ferries wheel. So yes I entered to win, and yes I did win. I'm me aren't I?

All you had to do was knock these metal bottles over with a small ball, I don't even know why everyone was having such trouble. The guy who was running it wasn't expecting it to happen, he even said he was surprised. Ulquiorra asked him why he thought so and the conversation ended with Ulquiorra being told he was too weak to knock them over.

I've never seen Ulquiorra get competitive before, but I did today. He not only knocked all the metal bottles over but he put a hole in the wooden background. Lets just say the guy was shocked, but I don't know why. Ulquiorra can do much more then that easily, he could destroy the entire stand in the blink of an eye without breaking a sweat.

With the winning ticket we got to sit on top of the ferries wheel while watching fireworks, which happen to be large bursts of fire like things. It was awesome, they were amazingly beautiful and I didn't want them to end. Though the atmosphere around me and Ulquiorra was slightly uncomfortable I still enjoyed the fireworks, I'm glad I got to come today.

So after that we headed back, and I headed to bed. Today was awesome and I really enjoyed it, two days in a row I've had a good time. I have a feeling it's going to turn around soon, I can't escape my bad luck for too long after all.

Day eighty four
Saturday
Dear fucking journal,

Today our vacation started, and I'm not relaxing yet. Aizen wanted the whole 'human' experience so it started with packing. After that we went to Karakura town and caught a plane, how we did that with no ID or passports ask Aizen. Though I did get to take Jow in a small leather pouch around my torso. I took utmost care of him, he's one of my best friends after all.

The plane ride was torturous though! I had to sit between Ulquiorra and my fraccion. Remember my fraccion's obsession with Ulquiorra? Well it's still there, and it's stronger then ever. She spent the whole time mooning over him, and Tesla who was sitting in the other aisle beside the spoon and pink freak didn't look too pleased.

So I've derived that he likes my fraccion, who against her will liked him as well. I wanted to just kill them both, it was so annoying. I wish they'd just kiss and get it over with, they both like each other after all. Though with my own situation I shouldn't be talking, you're not going to see me suddenly kiss Ulquiorra and make everything hunky dory.

After our forever plane ride (why humans use this mode of transportation is beyond me), we arrived at our destination. Honolulu Hawaii, and I have to say it is hot! Hueco Mundo is very cool, though not cold. I don't like such dramatic changes in temperature, I had to go the entire day without a shirt. It was just too hot for one, though I do say I like shorts. They are very comfortable, and not too hot.

I had chicks staring at me all day, I know I'm good looking but I didn't expect the amount of attention I got. Even a few came up and asked for my number. Considering I don't have a phone thing I couldn't give them one, that and the fact that I discovered recently I might be gay. Put a real damper on your mood doesn't it? To learn that you suddenly like men when your entire life you didn't.

Ulquiorra though spent much of his day glaring at the women, it was actually entertaining to see him get jealous. The best part? He didn't glare at me, I guess he doesn't think it's my fault when I be charming. It's all the girl's faults in his eyes, and he shows them all of his anger. It's actually quite funny to watch them hide from his glare, though a few girls fawn over him as well.

I found I do not like that either, I don't like when girls stare at him. I really don't like when they talk to him and try to get them to join them for some fun. I find I glare at them as well, making me just as bad as Ulquiorra. Though Karite is enjoying the show quite a bit, she follows us around just to watch us.

She says that I should just go jump him and get it over with, I then tell her she should do that as well to Tesla and she shuts up. Yeah she can be such a hypocrite some times, though I still like her... as a friend-pet-thing. Yeah my feelings for her still doesn't make any sense, I don't think they ever will.

After that we checked into a hotel and surprise I got Ulquiorra as a roommate, it really shouldn't have surprised me. I think Aizen is trying to get us together, though why he would is a mystery. He really shouldn't care about something so insignificant as his pawn's emotions. Because that was what we were to him in the end, just his pawns to move around and control.

Well I'm going to bed, I have a feeling that tomorrow is going to be hectic. I need all the rest I can get, because I need to be ready.

End

Contest winners! Last chapter I gave you all a question to answer and the results are in!!! I had many winners but there was one that was the most accurate and thus it is the winner. Me and my sisters judged each fairly and equally, and we have come upon the winner! Which is Comatose Overdose!!! The answer was both the most accurate, and the best worded; here it is!

Comatose Overdose: Barragan Helped look For Grimm-Chan because he thought it was funny when Grimmjow Pants'd Nnoi-chan during the Macbeth Play when Nnoi-chan was Macbeth.

Not only did it tell what play they were doing, but it also specified how he embarrassed him. The other winners who will be receiving a copy of the prize are:

superkim111
Tobi
Dante123
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There is also an answer that I found absolutely hilarious, even though it was incorrect, and I think they really need mentioning. It's by Sightlines and it's amazing, here it is:

Sightlines: Because he is a creepy old pervert. He wanted to find Grimmy in the uber-secret place he was and 'have his way with him' -Shudders-

That made me laugh so hard! I almost suffocated because I laughed so hard! Me and my sisters loved this one so it had to win something, we knew that it was totally incorrect but it deserved something. So we decided to mention it, it totally deserved it!!!

Chapter Challenge: Here is this chapter's challenge!! Though the usual prize is mentions and an imaginary cookie that I'd like to give you! Here's the challenge! Good luck!

Why is Aizen trying to get Ulquiorra and Grimmjow together?

Good luck!