Authors note:

Chapter 13 is out! And man was it tough! I'd like to thank all of my reviewers, there is just to many to list. I literally had about 20 for the last chapter alone! I never knew this would get that popular! Anyway here is the next chapter, go my friends and read! And enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, Crackel Barrel, TGI Fridays, Hometown Pizza, or Hawaii. Though I do own Grimmjow's fraccion, so yay!

Day eighty five
Sunday
Dear fucking journal,

Day one of our official vacation started today, and I can already tell this trip was not going to end well.

It started with waking up to find Ulquiorra straddling me, now that isn't how I usually wake up. It sort of startled me, but wouldn't it startle you? I wake up and he's sitting on me while staring at me, that doesn't happen everyday. After he noticed me awake and gaping at him he just ignored my look and got off to head towards the bathroom.

After that odd morning I went to breakfast with a slightly bad feeling in my gut, and oh how it was right. This morning was hectic, especially because there were ten Espada's, thirteen fraccions, and three ex Shinigamis in the human world. So this morning did not go smoothly, the best part? I was one of the only ones who didn't run Aizen up a wall, shocking right?

So after a few minutes of crowd control (i.e. threatening to skewer us with his sword) Aizen finally calmed everyone down enough to instructed us on how we were going to go about today, he ended up splitting us up into groups. These groups were going to be our designated groups that we had to stay in for the entire trip, meaning I had to put up with a bunch of idiots for however long we were trapped here.

I ended up in a group with Ulquiorra, my fraccion, that damn spoon and his fraccion as well as pink freak. Whoohoo, I had to put up with those two idiots who keep trying to suffocate each other with their mouths, two more idiots who keep trying to kill each other, and one that just sits there watching everything without any emotions what-so-ever.

We ended up going out on the town today, and having to stay with those idiots made today difficult. Window shopping because my fraccion threatened to tell everyone my feelings didn't help either, I don't like shopping. One bit. So we went shopping, and thanks to Aizen giving us a plastic card Karite bought a lot of things. A lot of art things, I've never seen so many pencils in one sitting.

The funniest part? She tricked Tesla to carry all of her bags, even the spoon laughed at that one. After he got done scolding his fraccion for being tricked into such a degrading thing that is, but he didn't laugh for too long. Karite also managed to trick both pink freak and that damn spoon into carrying her bags as well, I couldn't help but laugh at them.

Thankfully she knew better to even try that shit with me, or Ulquiorra. I don't want to have to hurt her, I carry bags for no one. Ulquiorra doesn't seem the type either, he just watched Karite closely before she ran off to go trick Tesla. Even she knows not to attempt that, she didn't know how'd he react and I'm guessing she doesn't want to.

Next we had dinner at some restaurant called TGI Fridays, they have good food. Very good food, what made it better though? I managed to talk Ulquiorra into actually eating, though it wasn't much it was something. Also I managed to feed Jow before any of the waitresses could figure out that I snuck him inside, his little carrying bag does look like a normal bag that people carry around. He went with me all day, though he slept most the time.

Evidently Jow likes to sleep during the day time in the human world, well in Hueco Mundo we had no day. Only night, so he stayed up with me and slept when I did. Oh well, as long as no one hit his little case he could sleep all he wanted.

After that we headed back to the hotel, and the day wound down. Today had been slightly annoying, but tomorrow it's my turn to say what we get to do. And I can't wait.

Day eighty six
Monday
Dear fucking journal,

Today was pretty cool, all because I got to choose what we got to do. I forced everyone into going to an amusement park, and it was fun!

First I woke up to find Ulquiorra sitting on my bed, at least he wasn't on me this time. I just shrugged at him before getting up, I think I threw him off slightly. He actually looked confused, almost as if he couldn't believe I acted like that. I find it funny, who knew messing with Ulquiorra would be so rewarding?

After that I gathered our group together to eat breakfast before heading out, yesterday I had seen an amusement park and that was were we headed today. Unfortunately I had to leave Jow at the hotel, I wouldn't be able to go on the rides otherwise. That and I really don't trust Karite to watch him while I ride, I wouldn't trust her with anything.

So we went to the amusement park, much to Ulquiorra's dismay. I saw him pale just as we arrived, he must still dislike the rides. I just shrugged and dragged them along, it's not like they had a choice anyway. It was my day to choose what to do, and they had to follow. This kind of power is addicting!

First we went on the rollercoaster, and when we got off only me, Tesla and the spoon was cheering. Ulquiorra, Karite, and pink freak were all very pale, my fraccion and pink freak both staggering as if they were drunk. Ulquiorra maintained his emotionless mask, but just barely. It looked like he wanted to lay down, and not get back up.

After that we headed to the other rides, and we rode each one. Karite was sick, and that's why I told her that we were going to eat after the rides. She didn't comment, to intent on keeping her stomach where it belonged. I didn't have such a problem, I had a strong stomach I guess.

Though there was one ride she liked however, it was a really tall tower. It went up and then waited before plummeting straight towards the ground, and whoo was it a rush! The others seemed able to handle this one, at least they didn't stagger away from that one. Though Nnoitra screamed like a little girl, who knew he was afraid of heights?

After that we went to go eat, a large steak and drink later we took off again. Heading towards the game booth section of the amusement park, and thanks to a plastic card we were able to play for hours. All we had to do was go to a thing called an ATM and withdraw money, cool right? So we spent a lot of money, and it was fun.

Nnoitra ended up winning a large teddy bear that he gave to Szayel, he said it matched the octava's hair so he could keep it. Gag me with a spoon, though at least they weren't making out. Karite won this large tiger that she tricked Tesla into carrying for her, and the spoon's fraccion even won a small rabbit.

Karite mocked him for getting a smaller one then her, though she didn't seem to mind when he threw it to her. He said he doesn't like rabbits so she could keep it, more like he just wanted to give her something. Ulquiorra however won the largest prize, which was a life sized tiger. He ended up giving it to some kid, who looked very happy that she got something easily twice her size for free.

After that we all headed back to the hotel, arms full of prizes. Today was exhausting and I was glad to go to bed, I needed the rest.

Day eighty seven
Tuesday
Dear fucking journal,

Today didn't go so well, and compared to yesterday it was a disaster. Yesterday was fun and eventful, today was horrible. It was Szayel's turn to choose what we go to do today, that alone should tell you that it didn't go well.

I woke up to see Ulquiorra gone, his bed already made. I didn't question it, Ulquiorra didn't have a set wake up time anyway. He got up usually before me, so it wasn't too odd. Though he usually stuck around until I got up.

After feeding Jow and packing him with me I headed out to get breakfast. After that we gathered into our groups and learned what we were going to be doing today, much to my dismay. Pink freak decided that he wanted to go to the volcano Mauno Lao, which is suppose to be the largest active volcano in the world.

We have no volcanoes in Hueco Mundo, and now I know why. It is very painful when you get shoved practically in the damn lava, very very painful. Want to know how I know this? Szayel decided to test the effects of lava on his gigai, thus he shoved me into the volcano.

I barely had enough time to throw Jow's bag up to a startled Karite as I fell, she caught it but just barely. I fell quite a while and it was hot, very hot. Thankfully there was a ledge below me, thankfully I landed on said ledge. It hurt, and the rock was hot, but it was better then swimming in lava. The ledge itself was only ten feet about the red hot liquid itself.

After I managed to climb my way back out I shoved him over the edge in retaliation, but don't worry I did it where the ledge was below it. Nnoitra who had laughed at me when I fell, got a quick shove as well.

As I retrieved Jow from Karite I heard pink freak and that damn spoon cussing at me, karma... enough said. Pink freak tried to incinerate me, and I just returned the favor. At least I made sure he wouldn't burn alive, Aizen would be mad and I didn't need him on my case after today.

Ulquiorra who watched the entire ordeal with a slightly interested look didn't move to interfere when I decided to send pink freak and that damn spoon over the edge. Though he didn't move to interfere when I got shoved off either, though I didn't need his help.

Jow who had been waken up by the commotion was slightly distraught, it wasn't everyday for him that it got really hot before being tossed around. It took an hour to calm him back down and for him to finally fall back asleep. I don't like my little buddy being so upset, it just gave me another reason to be pissed at pink freak.

After that we headed to dinner at some place called Hometown Pizza, and man was it awesome. This pizza stuff is amazing! It's like eating a lot of meals in one, it was delicious! Even Ulquiorra ate two full pieces, shocking right? Karite at an entire large pizza by herself, how does she eat so much? Does she store it in her leg or something?

So dinner was the only thing about today that was worth getting out of bed, so I'm going to sleep with slightly singed hair and a full stomach.

Day eighty eight
Wednesday
Dear fucking journal,

Today was better then yesterday, but that wasn't surprising. I almost took a dip in a pool of lava yesterday, not much could beat that out on the bad day scale.

I awoke this morning to find Ulquiorra gone again, which is very odd. It wasn't normal for him to be up and gone two days in a row, especially when I woke up early this morning. I wondered what was with him, it annoys me that I'm worried about him but I can't help it.

After getting up and feeding Jow we went out, Jow in his little bag. After grabbing breakfast our little group headed out and we learned it was that damn spoon's turn to choose where we go. He chose the beach, only to mess with me I know it. I think it's pay back for shoving him off that cliff yesterday, but it was only fair.

So first we had to go shopping for swimsuits, I didn't bring mine in hope that I wouldn't have to go swimming on this trip. Karite ended up picking all of our swimsuits out, and I was confused on how she got all of our measurements. After she gave them to us we headed out, and thankfully the beach we were at was vacant.

Karite's swimsuit was a bikini top with trunks that was a crystal blue, I also noticed that Tesla couldn't stop staring at her. They are both such idiots, though she was checking him out in his navy blue trunks. Pink freak had pink swimming trunks with three black lines, and the spoon had white trunks. You could really tell that she doesn't like the spoon, his was the only one that was really bland.

She got me turquoise swimming trunks with a blue trim that matched my eyes, I actually like them more then my other pair. And believe it or not Ulquiorra actually wore the swimming trunks picked out for him, I had expected him to refuse to change. They were green that matched his eyes, with blue green trim. They looked good on him, not that I'd ever admit it out loud.

So we went swimming, I think I actually shocked a few of the others by actually getting in the water. I just smirked at them, water wasn't too bad anymore. I just had to adjust to it, though it wasn't exactly the funniest thing. Even Ulquiorra got in the water, though he only sat in the shallows. Jow was sleeping in his bag on the beach, I even found a nice shady spot for him.

The main event? A game where Szayel sat on Nnoitra's shoulders while Karite got onto Tesla's shoulders and they fought it out. It took my fraccion almost half an hour to talk Telsa into being on her team, I had already refused and she didn't even bother asking Ulquiorra. He agreed eventually, and me and Ulquiorra were the 'official' judges.

Karite's team ended up winning, but only because she plays dirty. I don't think it's legal in that game to put pink freak in a head lock, but who cares. We or I declared them the winner, I chose the lesser of the two evils.

Szayel argued that it was a biased opinion and asked Ulquiorra to declare the winner instead, he ended up choosing Karite and Tesla as well. He said they won, whether it was fair or not. I laughed at that, I couldn't help it.

So after that we swam for a little longer before heading back to the hotel, after catching a quick meal we headed to bed. Today was sort of fun, though I could do without the sunburn I got.

Day eighty nine
Thursday
Dear fucking journal,

Today was painful! And having this blasted sunburn wasn't helping in the least!

I woke up in pain this morning, that is the only word that can even describe what I felt. Pain, and lots of it. After managing to drag my body off my bed I was surprised to see Ulquiorra sitting on his bed, the most surprising thing was that he was white as snow.

How in the hell did he manage to go without a sunburn? He's paler then me, he should look like a fucking stop sign! After seeing my confusion he told me that he wore sunscreen, that would explain it. I then asked why he didn't give me any and he said I didn't ask.

I growled at him slightly while getting ready for the day, it hurt everywhere. No part of my skin but my lower body was spared, and that was only because I stood in water. Now that I think about it standing in water might be the reason I'm in this mess, we don't have sunlight in Hueco Mundo. Well except that fake daylight that Aizen created but that doesn't give us sunburns.

So I'm red, very red. One good thing did come out of it, my fraccion, that damn spoon, pink freak and Tesla were all about the same color. They too were surprised at Ulquiorra's paleness, and he didn't even tell them why. I didn't either, it's too much fun to see them trying to figure out why the palest of us all went burn free.

After feeding Jow, and eating breakfast we headed out to go to Tesla's choice of activity. Which happened to be a big party called a luau, it was actually kind of fun. There was food, drinks and dancing girls... what's not to like. Though I didn't pay attention to the ladies like I used to before I had figured out that I was gay. Oh well, I had too much fun to worry over that.

We played this game called limbo and of course I won, though I think it's due my flexibility. I've always been naturally flexible, I blame that on my release form. Though I did win this really cool trophy, even though it was made out of cheep plastic. It feels good to win something and have proof that you did, and my cheep trophy signified that I beat everyone at limbo.

It was odd but Ulquiorra actually participated, though he lost pretty quickly. He claimed that the trashy excuse for a game was beneath him, normally I would find that egoistic and stuck up but it was just too funny. I actually figured out the real reason he didn't want to play, evidently Ulquiorra doesn't like dirt. Just the thought of actually falling down while trying to bend backwards made Ulquiorra weary so he refused to play. How I figured this out will remain confidential, I'd rather not have him castrating me.

Next we did something called a conga line, and it was fairly odd. We joined in though, it was only polite after dropping in on someone's random party. You had to line up in a row while holding your hands on the person in front of you, then you randomly had to kick your feet. Weird right? So we participated and one good thing did come out of it, I got to hold Ulquiorra.

Though Karite was behind me she kept pinching my shoulders, telling me to go for it. I then told her snidely who she had holding onto her waist in this Congo line, and that she should take her own advice. Tesla stood behind my fraccion, so that shut her up pretty quickly. The dance was weird, but still kind of fun.

After that the party winded down, and we had to cart the damn spoon and pink freak back. Evidently they got a hold of some alcohol, and they were smashed. They were completely loopy, to the point that the damn spoon confused me for the other inebriated one and tried to kiss me. Lets just say that he will be waking up tomorrow in the lobby's fountain, with a large bruise on his face. Who knew that Ulquiorra could hit that hard without me even realizing he moved?

Anyway we headed to bed right afterwards, completely exhausted after today. And still in pain, a lot of pain.

Day ninety
Friday
Dear fucking journal,

Today was interesting, in both good ways and bad ways. Though the good things outweighed the bad things so I guess it was worth getting out of bed.

I woke up to find my skin peeling, literally coming off. It was creepy, and seeing Ulquiorra eyeing me like I'm discussing? Not what I need when I wake up in the morning, it's not to helpful for the self esteem you know. After taking a shower, yes I actually took one, most of the dead flaking skin was gone.

I didn't know it took this fast for a sunburn to go away, I thought it went further. Thought these were gigais so that might explain it, they must have different effects then actual humans. With my skin back to it's tanned color me and after feeding Jow we headed out.

We learned that due to yesterday both pink freak and that spoon had very bad hangovers, so they couldn't accompany us today. That and the spoon got a cold for sleeping in the fountain, so we were free of two of our companions. Even more surprising however was that Karite got sick, evidently she ate something last night that she was allergic to. She couldn't even sit up, she was that sick.

So Aizen ordered Tesla to not only take care of pink freak and the spoon but also my fraccion. Thankfully I didn't have to, it would've been horrible if I had to put up with her today. A sick Karite is not my idea of a vacation, though I did go visit her before me and Ulquiorra headed out. She looked horrible, and she said she felt what she looked like.

So heading out it was only me and Ulquiorra, well it was his turn to choose today's activity. We went to a boardwalk, evidently it was the only thing Ulquiorra could really think to do here in the human world. I didn't care, just spending time with him was fine.

As we walked the boardwalk we got some food, they had some kind of art fair or something because there was art everywhere. We strolled along, looking at each exhibit. I actually enjoyed it, though I didn't understand most of what I saw. I don't even think many of the humans even understood what they saw, it was that odd.

Halfway through our walk however I noticed Ulquiorra behaving oddly, and I saw him hand twitching. Sighing I just grasped his hand, which I think I startled my usually emotionless companion. Though I startled him he didn't pull away, which I see as a good sign. He didn't look at me though, not the entire time we held hands.

We walked most the day hand in hand, and I found myself enjoying my time. Ulquiorra looked like he was enjoying his time as well, though I couldn't really tell. After we viewed the entire art fair we continued down the boardwalk, still hand in hand. We ended up on a pier just as the sun setted, and I have to say it was terribly clichéd.

I didn't care and me and Ulquiorra just sat around, then I did something I never expected. I winged it and ended up kissing Ulquiorra, of my own free will at that. I think I scared him, but he didn't push me away. The kiss was short but it was sweet, and I found myself liking it.

After that we had to head back to the hotel, I didn't enjoy having my time with Ulquiorra cut short. After checking in on my fraccion I headed back to my room, today was good but exhausting. I kissed Ulquiorra, and with that thought I'm off to bed.

Day ninety one
Saturday
Dear fucking journal,

Today our vacation ended, and I was actually pretty sad about that. Though I wasn't sad about the plane ride back to Karakura town, it took forever again! We packed up and said goodbye to Hawaii, boarding our torture transportation... I mean airplane.

The plane ride was long, and I was seated between Ulquiorra and my fraccion again. Karite was slightly sick from yesterday so she slept the entire way back. Ulquiorra just started out the window the entire time and I had to listen to the damn spoon yell at me for leaving him in a fountain.

After we got off the plane we made our way back to Hueco Mundo, and I was seriously jet lagged. I don't even remember the trip back to Las Noches, my fraccion commented to me later that I had looked like a zombie. Though she did as well, she was still sick from that allergic reaction after all.

After taking a quick nap I felt better and I was finally able to get out of that itchy gigai. Though I had adjusted to it over the week, so when I was able to leave it, it was like I didn't have a body. I felt like a ghost, actually. It was a loose and tingly feeling and I found I liked it much more then the gigai body, it was kind of stuffy.

After catching a quick bite to eat Aizen called a meeting, and asked us all what we learned over the week. Group one, which consisted of Harribel, Stark, Lilynette and Harribel's fraccion. Group two was Barragan, his fraccion, Kurosu and Aaranerio. Group three was Aizen, Gin, Tousen, Zammari and Yammy. Our group was number four, though with Ulquiorra on our team I wasn't surprised.

While we told Aizen about our week we learned that we had much more fun then any of the other teams. We got to go swimming, go to an amusement park, went shopping, lava diving, and to a large party. No one else even came close to such an eventful week.

Group one didn't do much because Starrk slept most of the time, all the other times they went shopping. Having five girls in that group out of six that's not surprising. They went shopping most of the week, and they bought more things then any six people could posibly buy. They almost needed another plane just to bring it all back with them, and yes they did.

Group two just hung around the hotel the entire week, Barragan refused to go out and do anything. His fraccion all just watched TV, evidently it fascinated them. Simple things are easy to amuse those who are mentally weak, it was only proven that they could spend an entire week watching TV static. Aaroneiro just ate everything he could get a hold of, he went out to a lot of different restaurants to eat. Kurosu just painted the entire time, she painted quite a bit.

Group three didn't do much either, they just investigated the city some. Yummy ate a lot, while Zammari went to some dojo to meditate. They did that practically all week, Tousen just sat on some beach while Gin spooked around. Aizen evidently didn't leave his temporary throne, I don't think he even left to eat or use the bathroom.

After the meeting we all left, heading to our rooms. The plane ride left many of us tired and I wondered why Aizen just didn't open a portal in Hawaii. He wanted the experience to be completely human like, well we didn't want that. I spent hours walking, forever on a plane, and suffered from sunburns, I don't think I would've been able to stand anymore human experience.

I'm heading to bed, I deserve to rest. I don't know what is going to happen tomorrow, but I want to be prepared for it.

End

Contest winner!!! There is a winner for my challenge and they get a cookie and a mention! The winner for the question: Why is Aizen trying to get Grimmjow and Ulquiorra together? The answer was: He see's Ulquiorra as his son, and what is son wants his son gets. The winner is Klalista!!! Congratulations my friend! You don't win much but it's better then nothing! Here is their answer!

Klalista: I don't know the answer to this, so I'm gonna fuck it (hard) and say because he secretly wants to be a fatherly man. pedophilia and all. 8D he wants the warm and fuzzy feeling on the inside so he can maybe share it with gin. in the pants. wait, i mean without the pants.

Other winners

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Comatose Overdose
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Congratulations to all of you!

Now is time for our LMAO winner!!! This is the most funniest and humorous of them, and it deserves a mention.

Mistress -Freak: And who says Aizen's trying to get them together? Everyone knows it's all a clever plan the republicans in government came up with to help support gay rights! Remember, "Big Brother Reads You"

So random! I loved it!

Chapter Challenge: Why was Ulquiorra gone before Grimmjow woke up on Tuesday and Wednesday? Good luck!