Authors Note: Here is another chapter of TLATOGJ! That's a long acronym, though it looks weird for one. I really enjoyed this chapter, it had seemed that lately this story had become more of a chore then an enjoyment. This story will have to end soon, unfortunately I don't know when I will end it. I would like to thank my reviewers for their reviews, though I would appreciate it if you send in ideas I could use I'm kind of drying up.

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, but I do own a depressed Karite and a crazy Kurosu so I guess that'll have to do.

Day one hundred and six
Sunday
Dear fucking journal,

After last week I was never happier when I woke up to a painting of Jow and Orra on my ceiling, you miss the simple things when they're gone. After waking up and feeding both Jow and Orra I headed out to get breakfast, while finding my fraccion and ordering her to repaint my room.

At breakfast something odd happened, Szayel looked nervous in a twitchy way. For some reason it made me feel nervous, when looked as though he done something wrong it usually meant misery for me. Remember the cat tail and ears? Yeah that's only one example on how he screwed with my life.

After eating breakfast I headed out to train, I hadn't been doing it too much lately so I decided to get back into the habit. I put Jow and Orra on a small branch so I wouldn't inadvertently hurt them and got started. I worked out for about three hours, which is actually small amount of time compared to what I used to do.

Ulquiorra had come to watch me for a bit halfway through my training, just standing beside the two bats on the side lines. After I had finished I headed over to see what he wanted, evidently he didn't have anything to do and decided to follow me around... again. I just shrugged, it didn't bother me.

On the way back from training however Gin, who hiding in the shadows, jumped out and startled me. He replied that Aizen had called a meeting and were ordering the Espada's attendance, we went along at least Aizen didn't blast his reiatsu through the fortress. I don't know how it would affect little Jow and Orra, and I don't want to find out.

During the meeting Aizen kept going on about something concerning the Shinigami, I just ignored most of it. I didn't like listening to him in the first place, so it wasn't too difficult to ignore him. That was until he said free week, then I perked right up. Aizen had then proceeded to explain that due to all the work and things we had to go through lately he decided to give us a free week, where we didn't have to do anything.

I almost cried, an entire week alone? No trips, no work, no annoying Aizen? It was glorious, and I couldn't bee happier. He promised not to bother us this week, Gin and Tousen weren't allowed either. When he was done with his speech I wasn't the only one to cheer, it looks like Starrk, Nnoitra, and Yammy were looking forward to this week as well.

The only one not to cheer however was Szayel, who looked even more nervous then before. I didn't get to comment however, Ulquiorra dragged me off somewhere. So I put pinky out of my head, I had Ulquiorra to think about after all. We ended up having dinner, and then talking about particularly nothing afterwards.

After that I headed off to bed, it was well past midnight at the time. I had to get energized for the rest of the week, so I can do anything I want during that period of time. I'm geared up to enjoy this week, and not even Aizen can bother me! I can't fucking wait!

So I'm off to bed waiting for the week to come.

Day one hundred and seven
Monday
Dear fucking journal,

Today was creepy as hell! That is all I can think to describe today!

I awoke to a very depressing picture on my ceiling, it was Karite committing suicide. I stared up at my ceiling in shock, I didn't know that my fraccion was that depressed... though I didn't find out why till later. Jow and Orra refused to come out of their cage, so I left them in. It was odd, Jow never refused to come out of his cage.

I headed down to breakfast, only to see the most disturbing thing in the world. Harribel was crying like a five year old, while Starrk was smiling evilly while pulling on her hair. My fraccion was over in a corner rocking back and forth, whispering dark words. Kurosu was beside her sister whispering to her fist, and then she'd move it as if it was answering. After that strange sight I left, there was only a certain amount of weirdness I can handle.

I headed back the way I came and ran into the spoon, who then proceeded to apologize profusely while brushing the dirt off my shirt. That scared me shitless, Nnoitra acting nice and polite? I took off running as fast as possible. I swear I thought it was a nightmare, that was until I ran into Yammy. Yammy was in the bathroom, puking into a toilet. He kept ranting that he was too fat, and that he would never be pretty.

I left only to run into Zammari who kept talking weirdly and cussing out anyone who came too close to him, after escaping him I ran into Barrigan who smiled happily at me and asked how my day was. I ran from him as well only to run into Szayel who was acting like a nervous school girl, especially when Nnoitra talked to him. So creepy!

And Aaroneiro talking to each other happily while calling each other 'brother'? Freaky beyond all reason. Lilynette was nice, acting like a young girl should. She even offered to help Harribel, which wouldn't normally happen. All the fraccion were acting weird as well, though I really don't want to explain them. The only transformation I liked was that Charlotte guy who wears black leather clothing, it wasn't what I wanted to see but it was better then his other outfit.

So everyone is acting strange and it seemed as if I was the only one not affected, even the Shinigami were screwed up. Aizen was acting like a hyper optimistic father who kept hugging everybody, Gin was angry and homicidal trying to kill anyone who crossed his path, while Tousen turned into a bad boy and played evil pranks on everybody. Nothing made sense anymore! It seems as if everyone in Las Noches turned crazy, except for me.

Wondering about Ulquiorra? Yeah he's a pervert now... I know that was my reaction. He kept attacking me today, and though normally it would be fine, today I was in now mood. I had to make dinner, keep my fraccion from killing herself, make Starrk leave Harribel alone and keep everyone from killing each other.

It was Hell today, and having Ulquiorra randomly grope me while trying to keep order? Not very easy. And you try fighting the fourth Espada off while he's trying to undress you, and being two ranks lower didn't help in the least. And when I did finally get him off me do you know what he does? He pouts! It's so damn cute that I almost gave in!

After I got everyone to bed I headed to bed myself, this is why I'm glad we can't have kids. Everyone in Las Noches was acting different, and now I know why Jow and Orra refused to leave their cage. If I had known what was happening I wouldn't have left my room either, because today was just not worth it.

So I'm off to bed, hoping that today was just a horrible dream.

Day one hundred and eight
Tuesday
Dear fucking journal,

Yesterday wasn't a dream, and unfortunately today was just as bad. I awoke to Ulquiorra straddling me, while he tried to take my jacket off. It wasn't what I needed to see today, that and Ulquiorra wasn't acting normal. So after pushing him off me and ignoring his pout I got ready for the day. The same depressing picture from yesterday was still on my ceiling, and I worried briefly that maybe she did commit suicide.

Jow and Orra still refused to come out so I fed them and left them in my room, I kind of wished that I could stay in my room with them. But as the only sane Arrancar/Shinigami left I had to at least do something about our current situation. This wasn't the way I imagined my week to go, it was suppose to go peacefully but no something crazy just had to interrupt and end that dream.

After separating Starrk and Harribel, he had proceeded to pull her hair and she had proceeded to cry, I made breakfast. Karite was still off in the corner muttering darkly, I gave her some food and ordered her to eat. She refused to and I had to threaten to take her 'depression' corner away so she shut up and ate. After feeding her and the rest of the Espada breakfast, while fighting off a horny Ulquiorra, I sat down to rest.

Szayel who had been trying to approach me but was too shy had managed to work up the courage to speak to me. Evidently what had everyone acting weird was some strange fumes wafting through Las Noches, though he couldn't figure out how I wasn't affected. I just shrugged, at least I stayed sane.

But I had to wonder why me? Why does all this crazy bullshit happen to me? Do you have any idea how hard it is to keep order with a bunch of crazy random Espada? Harribel had finally gotten fed up with Starrk and kneed him in the groin, which made the first Espada cry. They were acting like two kindergarteners, and they bickered all day.

Nnoitra kept acting nice and polite to Szayel who giggled most of the day, Zammari kept threatening to beat up Yammy who kept complaining that he was fat. Though he was I threatened to kill anyone who said so, I didn't need another crying Espada to deal with. Barragan kept happily replying that I was doing such a good job, and I had to stop myself from beating him to a bloody pulp.

Kurosu had painted faces on her fists, and she even named them. 'Lefty' and 'Righty' were her two new best friends, and she talked to them as if they were real. Aaroneiro kept talking happily to each other, saying what good brothers each other were. It made me want to gag, especially when Barragan started to talk to them happily as well.

Ulquiorra kept trying to get into my pants and I had to keep him out of them, I didn't want a drug induced Ulquiorra. I wanted him normally, so I'll just have to keep fighting him off for now. Though at least part of today was nice, I got Karite's camera thing and started to take pictures. That way I have some blackmail material, on everyone even Aizen. Who kept giving me a hug and saying that I was a good Grimmkitty.

I made dinner tonight as well, and got everyone to eat. Lilynette and Barragan offered to do dishes and I was thankful. It was hard to do dishes when Ulquiorra kept putting his hand down my pants, especially when I didn't want to take it back out. But I had to keep Ulquiorra from molesting me, he wasn't himself at the time. I have to keep reminding myself of that point.

So I'm off to bed, still wondering why I'm not in la la land like the rest of Las Noches.

Day one hundred and nine
Wednesday
Dear fucking journal,

This morning was surprising, I awoke to Ulquiorra laying naked on my bed. He was watching me with a look that made my blood boil, though I resisted... just barely. After throwing his cloths at him I left, cheeks painted a deep red. I'm really at the end of my rope, if it keeps up like this I have no idea how I'm going to last the rest of this week.

You try denying Ulquiorra when he looks at you like he does me, I hope he goes back to normal soon. I don't think my heart can stand much more of this, it feels like it's going to pound right out of my chest. Though seeing Nnoitra smile at me like a good humanitarian while asking how my morning was did help get rid of my 'problem'.

After cooking breakfast again this morning, I didn't know I was such a good cook, I got everyone to eat. Threatening Karite again, getting Starrk to stop picking on Harribel, and Tousen cursing me out... just another weird morning. Though it didn't help when Gin decided to go around trying to kill everybody, I had to throw Aizen on him to stop his homicidal rampage.

Ulquiorra pouting all morning didn't help either, do you know how cute his puppy dog look is?! You don't want to know, it took all my willpower and some I didn't know I had to stop from jumping him. Though he looked like he was waiting for me to do that, and when I didn't he just went back to groping me.

After that I had to stop Karite from jumping off the top of Las Noches... again, she really needs some anti-depressants. Aizen needed to stop hugging me, it's annoying because Ulquiorra would glomp me right afterwards and glare at him jealously. Normally this would be a victory... but Ulquiorra would start to molest me afterwards.

Tousen had somehow gotten to the human world and purchased a motorcycle which he rode all around Las Noches, leaving tire tracks on the floor. And on some poor unsuspecting arrancars, though they were all lower level thankfully. Don't know what some of the Espada would do if they were ran over but I don't want to know.

Szayel approached me today and explained what he had learned about the mysterious fumes, evidently they warped the portion of your mind that makes up your personality. It makes you perceive the world in a different way, making your actions and thoughts different thus affecting your personality.

Just what I wanted to hear... not. I ordered him to try to find a way to fix it and he nodded shyly while hiding behind Nnoitra. I swear watching them two made me slightly nauseous, especially when the spoon asked me how my day went with a genuine smile. You have no idea how weird his smiles were, especially when they weren't a sneer or smirk.

After dinner I got all the Espada to their rooms, and thankfully no one was dead yet. Though Yammy looked as though he's lost about fifty pounds, he was around Zammari's size now. Which was frightening, especially when he talked like a prep while forcing himself to puke. Creepy right?

So after today I want to sleep, and hope that Ulquiorra wasn't horny anymore.

Day one hundred and ten
Thursday
Dear fucking journal,

No luck, Ulquiorra was just as horny as usual today if not more so this morning. I don't even want to think about what happened this morning, my face is still burning from the experience. My ceiling was still painted like it was on Monday and Orra and Jow still refused to leave their cage. Nothing new... well except for Ulquiorra and what he did this morning.

After getting up and running away from Ulquiorra I made breakfast, all the while ignoring Ulquiorra who kept pouting at me. It's still as hard as it was the first time, but I managed... barely. After getting everyone fed I got Barragan and Lilynette to clean up again, they happily complied.

With breakfast out of the way I sat down to rest, all the while taking pictures of things I found weird. I wanted them all to know what happened this week, and I'm going to be painfully reminding them of it for the next few weeks. Like Zammari insulting Yammy who just in response kneed the tall black man before going to the bathroom? Just to priceless to pass up.

Nnoitra was going around the building, helping as many people as he could. He helped Karite find a razor blade, which I took away immediately. He helped Kurosu repaint 'Righty's' face back on, and patted Gin on the back when he started to twitch uncontrollably from lack of killing.

Tousen was still running over random Arrancars (How he drove his motorcycle with no eyesight was beyond me), wearing leather jackets and cussing out anyone who crossed his path. Aizen just happily talked about how his children were doing so well and would hug anyone who came into range, I made sure to stay out of his range. I didn't need Ulquiorra glomping me out of jealousy, I was just barely keeping my urges in check.

So dinner time rolled around and it seems that Starrk had stopped picking on Harribel, though they still acted like they were five. Starrk just happily talked about bugs and cartoons while Harribel watched and listened with rapt attention. Though you could tell she didn't care about what he was talking about, she just liked to listen to him.

Barragan was nicely going around, making sure everyone was happy and comfortable. He even got a pillow for Karite to sit on when she stayed in her 'depression' corner. My fraccion didn't look too grateful but at least she stopped muttering darkly about freeing herself from this cruel world. Though Kurosu and her two 'friends' kept trying to cheer her sister up, though it didn't help any it was still slightly amusing.

Szayel was still trying to figure out a way to stop whatever happened to everybody, he's getting closer according to him. Though it was hard to tell, he just stayed hidden behind the couch while talking softly. He was timid and a scardy cat, he didn't even look me in the eye. Just staring at the ground while twisting his fingers together, I just told him to speed up his work and then dismissed him.

So after that I had to fight off a horny Ulquiorra who had found me, I had started to hide from him lately. He trapped me in a closet and tried to have his way with me, thankfully I was able to flashstep away before my control could snap. Though it didn't help when Nnoitra had happily told Ulquiorra where I ran off to. Curse that spoon and his sudden fumes induced need to help people!

So I'm off to bed, still slightly paranoid that Ulquiorra would jump me from the shadows.

Day one hundred and eleven
Friday
Dear fucking journal,

After waking up with Ulquiorra straddling me this morning I had a feeling that today would not go well, especially when I found out that all my cloths were gone. After getting dressed and telling Ulquoirra to leave I had to ignore his pout while feeding Jow and Orra. At this rate I was going to jump him soon, I really hope Szayel finds a cure soon.

Breakfast was hectic this morning, Gin decided that killing everyone would be a good way to start the day and proceeded to kill Aizen. Aizen was upset by said attempt to kill him and decided to try to calm him down, by singing. Which in retrospect only made it worst, though Gin stopped trying to kill him at least. He only dragged Aizen back to their rooms, I don't even want to think about what happened after that.

Tousen knocked his plate over and said a few choice words, before stalking off. He looked more like a rebellious teenager then an actual bad boy, though I didn't point that out. I didn't need him rebelling anymore then he already was, it was annoying as it as now. That and there weren't that many lower level arrancars left that didn't have tire marks bruised into their skin.

Ulquiorra kept trying to grope me under the table, and it took all my reflexes of a cat based arrancar to avoid his touches. Though he wasn't happy about it, I could tell by his slight pout like glare. Starrk in a moment of idiocy decided to throw his peas at Yammy who screeched at him before throwing his own plate full of untouched food at him. Starrk ducked however and the plate hit Karite who after getting the face full of food tried to jump out the window.

It took me and a very cold acting Tesla to pull her back in, Tesla had stayed hidden most the week. Probably thinking he was too cool to put up with anyone, he thankfully stayed beside my fraccion and kept her calm. Today was actually the first time I saw Tesla, and I was surprised to see him act like he was the only person in the world. He literally radiated loneliness and I sighed, it looked like he got whatever everyone else did.

The food fight stopped after my fraccion's attempt to go sky diving and everyone calmed back down, though it didn't seem like it. Harribel glared at Yammy for throwing his food at Starrk, Starrk just talked to Harribel. Yammy took off after Harribel's glare and went to the bathroom, probably to go puke again. Zammari just kept cursing out everyone within sight, though he left Karite alone thankfully. I didn't need her anymore suicidal then she already was, and Tesla didn't look as though he could take any crap either.

Szayel just kept talking to Nnoitra and giggled at everything he said, his face slightly blushed. Nnoitra happily told him of his day, and how helpful he's been for everybody. Aaroneiro just kept babbling to each other about how good of a brother the other was, while Barragan agreed to everything they said. Lilynette just happily talked to anyone who'd listen, which was almost always Kurosu and her two 'friends'.

By the time dinner rolled around I had hidden from the increasingly perverted Ulquiorra more then a dozen times, unfortunately he had Grimmjow senses or something. He found me every time I hid, thus making me run away to find another hiding place. Since when did that cat run away from the mouse? Or bat in this case.

Anyway after dinner was served and everyone ate I finally got a break, though it wasn't long it was good. I only got a break when I slept now, and that was annoying as all get out. I had to deal with a bunch of Espada and shinigami who act like children and as the only normal one I had to make sure they all didn't do anything stupid.

So I'm heading to bed, more tired then usual.

Day one hundred and twelve
Saturday
Dear fucking journal,

Everything is finally back to fucking normal! No more crazy Espadas, no more stopping Gin from killing everyone, no more Ulquiorra trying to get into my pants! Just normal Espadas trying to kill each other on a daily basis, ah to have everything normal again! Though it wasn't until past noon that eveyone turned normal, so I still awoke to Ulquiorra biting and kissing my throat.

So after getting up and running away from the fourth I made breakfast and got everyone to eat. After breakfast Szayel cautiously approached me and told me that he made an antidote that would turn everyone back to normal, he then replied that he put it in the air conditioning to spread it all over Las Noches.

So they all turned to normal, at the most funniest of times. Aizen was in the middle of hugging Aaroneiro, which made him jump back as though he had been bit. Gin was about to kill Tousen, who in turn was trying to run the other over with his motorcycle. That one was entertaining and I got a picture of that one, especially when Tousen tried to figure out why he was wearing leather.

Starrk immediately fell asleep while talking to Harribel which made him land on top of her, she looked down to see Starrk's head resting in her bosom. She punched him though it wasn't his fault, he had just fallen asleep like that. Yammy had been in the middle of puking when he turned back to normal, before stating that he was starving and proceeded to eat the kitchen.

Zammari had been in the middle of punching one of Barragan's fraccion, he then immediately apologized multiple times. After that he went to meditate, claiming he had to get all of the negative emotion out of his body. Kurosu shook her head while trying to figure out why her hands were painted like people while Karite punched Tesla in the face for hugging her. Telsa himself wasn't too thrilled at the prospect, though he didn't retaliate.

Barragan had been discussing house cleaning tips with Lilynette when he went back to his grouchity old ways and called Lilynette an annoying brat. She then proceeded to cuss him out, saying he was a creepy old man that needed to be kicked out of Las Noches. Arraneiro went back to arguing with himself, even going so far as to bite each other when their fight got escalated.

Nnoitra was in the middle of helping Szayel button his shirt back on after he had gotten his first one soaked, upon looking at the still slightly wet Szayel he ripped the shirt off and ravished him right there on the living room floor. Szayel who also turned back to normal didn't object, but did managed to get Nnoitra to go to his room for their fun.

The funniest however was Ulquiorra, who had just jumped me and was pushing my shirt off. He wasn't wearing his jacket either, already having ditched it at attempt number eight at seducing me. He blinked down at me before blushing a dark red and scrambling off me. Especially because one of his hands had been resting on a very private part of my body, I just sighed as he got off me.

So everyone is normal again, this was not how I wanted my week to go. Why is it every time we get a free week something like this happens! I was looking forward to having a full week doing nothing but no I had to baby-sit a bunch of Espada who decided to go apeshit. I am so pissed right now, though having Ulquiorra bashfulness back was slightly good. Now I could ravish him, he wasn't influenced by whatever got them acting loopy to begin with.

So to bed I go, still slightly upset about my not so free week.

End

Contest winners!!!: Last weeks' question was a little more difficult then the week before, and I only got three winners for this one. Though many of them were funny and extremely entertaining! The actual answer was he wanted to experience the human way of life, how simple it is. The winner with the most accurate answer was Blader123! It was the most accurate and still slightly humorous.

Blader123: Because Aizen is an idiot! I've had a lot trips with my parents in the car, but this has will never happen! It's not possible, it's not humanely possible! He just want's to kill them! And if not then annoying them, because that's the only thing he wants to do!(I think the real reason is that he wants to know how to live in the human world as a human being)

LMAO answer of the week: Is another tie! Between Sudden Love and Mistress -Freak! They are both so funny and I couldn't choose between them!

Sudden Love: Read. My. Lips.- Weed, nuff said. He wanted to drive because he KNEW Gin drugged his breakfast. He wanted to be a human because he KNEW he was dead. He wanted the GrimmUlqui-sex to hurt like a human guy sex would. Too bad they forgot the condoms(or however you spell it). He also KNEW that a bat would drink from their drugged blood. Drug count: 15. Ever go over this? You wont believe how many crack-tastic things you'll find because Nnoi-spoon had a little extra weed.

Mistress -Freak: When Aizen was a small boy growing up in burning tree, all he ever wished for was to drive a flying car. So basically he took all the Espada out with the bus to recreate the same experience because, with his kill-the-pedestrians driving it wa as close as flying as he could get. As for the part with no powers and such, he thought if he could live in a burning tree human he wanted to make everyone suffer even more so.

Chapter Challenge: The fumes affected all the Espada, though it didn't seem like it affected Grimmjow it did. How did it affect Grimmjow? Good Luck!