Authors note: Sorry for the wait! I've been having problems lately so I haven't been able to update on time. I'm a day late... sniffle... I've been feeling bad all week, hurt myself more time then I care to count (I'm awfully accident prone), and it seems as if my inspiration is hitting a dry spell... oh well. Anyway I would like to thank my many reviewers for their words, they help encourage me to do better! Here is chapter 17! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, Fruity Pebbles, Zombieland, or any type of sake... I haven't tried drinking, nor do I want to. Though I do own Karite who does get drunk, and it's mildly entertaining.
Day one hundred and thirteen
Sunday
Dear fucking journal,
After last week I was exhausted, taking care of all my comrades and keeping them from killing each other? Not really worth it in the long run. So when I was called by Aizen to report to the meeting room I did everything in my power to stay in bed... though in retrospect it wasn't that surprising that I found myself standing before Aizen's chair just five minutes later.
Gin that sneaky bastard, he is anything if not strong and cunning. The fox face tricked me, thus being the reason I was in the meeting room this morning at six o'clock listening to Aizen talk. Evidently due to my show of responsibility and level headedness last week Aizen decided that I deserved a break. Fucking finally! He told me that I can have a full day in the human world as a bonus.
You can't believe how glad I was to hear that, though I wasn't allow to fight anybody however. Ulquiorra would also be accompanying me to make sure I stay out of trouble... at least that was what Aizen said. He just knows I want to hang out with him all day with no disturbances. So after getting Ulquiorra we both headed out to the human world.
I couldn't take Jow or Orra though, so I left them with Karite who was forced to paint my ceiling again. I didn't even see it this morning so I don't even know what she painted on it. Anyway I got to chose where we went today, and something I had seen on one of my trips to the human world caught my interest.
It was something called a Movie Theater and it showed different types of movies on these large screens, and you could by snacks and such to eat while watching. I have discovered popcorn is absolute the coolest thing in the world, it's so good and buttery. I got extra butter which made it even more tastier, Ulquiorra refused to eat it. Said something about too much fat for him, oh well more for me.
The movie we watched was something called Zombieland, some kind of horror movie. It was awesome! Action, blood, killing people! It had everything... though the humans were zombies at the time. I didn't understand half of the references, all I know is watching someone have their brains blown out is awesome.
Ulquiorra however wasn't too bothered by the movie, though he hasn't looked me in the eye since last week. I think it's because of how he acted last week, though I'm not complaining. I'm surprised I didn't just jump him, hmm... it's odd now that I think about it. Oh well, I like him when he's calm and stuff anyway. If he's a pervert I can't make him blush, and do you know how fun it is to make Ulquiorra Sciffer the normally emotionless Espada blush?
So after the movie we ate at a restaurant, though he didn't talk much. I spent the entire time talking about Zombieland so there wasn't any awkward silences between us. I can tell Ulquiorra had became a little distant but I'm sure he'll be back to normal soon, I'm still having nightmares from last week myself.
After dinner we returned home, where I was greeted with Jow and Orra landing in my Hollow's hole. Karite who had been chasing them came to a stop before pouting, evidently they didn't want her to get them. She had a small little dress that look suspiciously Orra's size, so I'm not surprised Orra was fleeing from her.
Bidding Ulquiorra good night with a kiss I took Jow and Orra back to my room to keep them from my fraccion's clutches. Next time I think I'll leave them with someone more reliable... and sane. After setting them back in their cage I headed to bed, I was slightly tired so it wasn't too hard to go to bed early.
To bed I go, content on how my day went.
Day one hundred and fourteen
Monday
Dear fucking journal,
Today just reminded me how horrible of a evil overlord Aizen really is, I had actually thought that he couldn't get much worse then he already was... He did, and I don't see how he managed it.
I awoke this morning to a painting of the soul society on my ceiling, how Karite knew what it looked like was beyond me. So after waking up and yelling at her to repaint my ceiling I fed Jow and his girlfriend. I'll have to make another stop by Szayel's lab soon, Orra's almost out of food, I'm really not looking forward to that visit. Any sane Arrancar dreads going to pinky's lab, even a few of the insane ones know better.
Heading down to breakfast I was interrupted by Nnoitra who punched me in the face, after hitting him back I demanded to know why he hit me. Evidently all that helpfulness from last week had made him mad, and to repay all those he helped he decided to go around beating up on them. Stupid spoon, I'd like to see him try to pay back Aizen. He needs to be brought down a few pegs.
After finally getting to the kitchen I made me a bowl of Fruity Pebbles... only to have Aizen call a meeting right before I can eat them. I was so pissed! I missed my breakfast because of Aizen, and the reason for the actual meeting made me even angrier for missing my breakfast for that.
Evidently in the Soul Society they were doing something that only happened once every decade, they were throwing a party for the entire Soul Society. Suppose to be the largest party in the entire universe, how does our so called evil overlord respond to such a motion?
He got pissed that they dared to throw a party larger then he could, thus making him bitter to the point that he decided to throw a party even bigger then the shinigami's party. Of course he did, stupid idiot. Letting himself get goaded by such a stupid thin, and now we the Espada have to put together a party larger then anything in the universe in a week. You heard me right, Aizen ordered us to get the party done by Friday.
How I hate our leader, because of him I had to go shopping in the human world for party stuff. How in the hell would I know what to get?! The only parties I've been in were when I was an Adjukas and we went around eating lower level Adjukas, we called it 'consume the weaklings'. Though in retrospect that wasn't much of a party, but hey it was fun.
What's worse about shopping in the human world for shit I don't know? I had Menoly and Loly with me, under orders from Aizen to help me. So not only did I have to listen to their annoying voices but I had carry all the bags that they bought, and I swear half the things they were buying weren't even for the party. Since when did we need pink purses for a party? Never, that's when!
After getting back to Las Noches I headed straight to bed, I hate going to the human world with anyone other then Ulquiorra. It was an annoyance to hear them complain and yell at how incompetent I was, they're going to think incompetent when I beat their faces in.
I'm so tired I'm just going to sleep.
Day one hundred and fifteen
Tuesday
Dear fucking journal,
There is nothing more annoying then having to wake up at five in the morning just because a party is taking place in a few days, a party I didn't care to attend. Aizen however made sure to warn us that all of us were to be there, along with every other Arrancar that lives in this miserable place.
So I was woken up by Karite saying that I had a new job, one that I particularly didn't enjoy. Evidently I had to go back to the human world to purchase food, so when the day rolls around we'll have plenty of food to eat. So after getting up and feeding Jow and Orra I headed out to the human world yet again, three days in a row is enough to drive anyone insane.
Aaroneiro was the one who went with me today and I had to stop him from eating the store out. So we gathered all the food that we were ordered to, though I think we got more then we needed. Though Aaroneiro complaining that he can't eat any of it was starting to annoy me, how can he eat with that jar on his head anyway!
I'm seriously going to go insane, and I haven't even seen Ulquiorra for the last two days. Him, Harribel, and Szayel had been in meetings with Gin and Aizen about the party sense yesterday. So the lack of a certain green eyed Espada in my life was making me slightly grumpy, or how Starrk puts it 'Just down right ornery'.
It didn't help my mood either when as soon as I got to the base I was attacked by Karite with a tape measure, evidently she and her sister along with a few of the other fraccion were in charge of making us outfits for the party. Because of course we couldn't wear our normal suits, it was too unsophisticated for Aizen.
One thing I did discover today that I will never ever have my measurements taken again, that was the most scariest thing I've encountered for a while. Do you even know how scary Karite is when she's walking towards you with a tape measure while wearing a cruel smile, even worse was that she had orders form Aizen meaning I couldn't just cero her into next week.
After that embarrassing moment I had to go help Aaroneiro put the food up, which was a lot by the way. We had to make about three trips back to the store to get it all. We had five shopping carts full of food, we did have to feed quite a few people... yay us. All the other Espada were working on invitations (Why we need those is a mystery) and other such party favors.
After that I had to put up with that damn spoon, Yammy, and Zammari while helping them make invitations. How the hell would I know every bodies names!? I had to fold them because I couldn't feel them out, I have about twenty paper cuts and lost actually quite a bit of blood. I hate Aizen and his random ideas!
So after today I don't even want to imagine tomorrow.
Day one hundred and sixteen
Wednesday
Dear fucking journal,
Uggg! I swear Ulquiorra doesn't exist anymore! I've been trying all day to see him yet I can't, whenever I find his reiatsu and go towards it, it would disappear and reappear in another place. Aizen has me doing so much work that I can't keep chasing him around.
I woke up to see Gin standing beside my bed, like I need that creep to be staring at me in his sleep. After swatting at him which he dodged I got up to do whatever Aizen had thought of to torture me with today. Lo and behold I got to go to the human world to fetch sake and other such alcoholic drinks. A whole lot of alcoholic drinks, more then I could even imagine.
Evidently during their large parties in the Soul Society they party while getting piss poor drunk, and it's the only part of this party I fear I'm going to enjoy. There is no way I'm passing up alcohol and it's the only thing at the party that will probably be worth it.
So after going to the human world with Starrk who slept most of the time we got a bunch of alcohol. I think we surprised the liquor sellers that we bought so much, I just told him it was for a very large party. We did buy half the store after all, we had to have wagons to carry them all out. Though Starrk fell asleep on his wagon before I kicked him off and told him to move it, in which he did sleepily.
After getting back to Las Noches I was assigned invitation duty again, though I thought we got them all yesterday. Evidently Yammy accidentally burned them all when he was cooking... Yeah it doesn't make much sense to me either. So we had to redo them, all of them. My fingers look like they got shredded by a paper shredder, and they sting to high heaven.
It didn't help either that Ulquiorra wasn't around, he's the only one I can talk to and without him it made today boring. I think he's angry at me, but I can't figure out why. Did I do something to insult him or something? There's nothing I can think of doing wrong... though I wish I did so at least I'd understand why he's running from me.
After finishing our second set of invitations, in which I threatened to kill Yammy if he missed them up, I finally got a break. Though it didn't last long before Gin sought me out, claiming that Aizen ordered me and Zammari to start setting up on the party room. It was going to take place in a large empty chamber and I had to set up tables and chairs and other such annoying things.
After working for nearly four ours with Zammari we finally got the room set up, now all it needed was decorations in which I'm glad I'm not in charge of those. I have the artistic talent of a rock, and Aizen knows this so thank whoever is the highest being for that.
After that I headed back to my room, and dropped Orra and Jow back into their cage before feeding them again. That reminded me that I still have to stop at Szayel's lab for Orra's food, thankfully I can just buy Jow's at the store. Meaning it was easy to obtain his food, Ulquiorra was ignoring me so I couldn't go to him for it.
So I'm off to bed hoping I see him tomorrow.
Day one hundred and seventeen
Thursday
Dear fucking journal,
Aizen is such an idiot, and I think I'm going through Ulquiorra withdraws.
I still didn't see Ulquiorra today, and since when did I need to see him so much? I think I've lost my mind, this has to be some type of dream. After getting up and feeding my little buddies, I went to see Szayel to pick up Orra's food and I remembered why I hate his lab.
Test tubes with things I don't even want to think what they are, his stupid fraccion which annoy the crap out of me, and the smells. I despise going in there, and every time I had to venture into there I want to gag at the things I see. So after grabbing Orra's food I made my way out as fast as possible, you really don't want to linger in pink freak's lab.
After that trip I went to see what Aizen wanted me to do today, might as well get it over with. Tomorrow is the party so we have to do everything to get it ready, Aizen decided that since I'm such a good cook I should prepare all the food with Aaroneiro. So I was stuck in a kitchen with that creep for seven hours cooking food when I hate cooking, I didn't even know I could cook so good anyway.
Karite and her sister decorated the entire room before passing out everyone's outfits that she and her sister along with all the other fraccion made. Mine is pretty cool though, it was a white suit with a blue undershirt and tie. Very classy, though I don't like wearing anything that covers my chest but oh well.
After cooking for forever, I wasn't in the mood to listen to Aizen talk about the party. I've already invested too much time into this party, but at least I got to see Ulquiorra. He had to come to the meeting, though he didn't look at me. He just focused on Aizen, and I felt slightly angry.
The party room looks pretty awesome though, and somehow Gin had managed to get something called a juke box that plays music. So everything was set up for tomorrow and I'm glad, though Aizen wasn't done with me yet. Yeah all those invitations we made? I had to pass them all out, along with Yammy and Zammari.
Running all over Las Noches while passing out party invitations to idiots I can kill by just looking at them was not fun, it was beneath me to have to do this kind of shit. I had a bunch of lower Arrancars laughing at me, that was until I beat them up and left them bleeding on the floor. They didn't find it so funny after that, though Gin told me to stop picking on them.
Also Ulquiorra not talking to me? Made my mood even worse, because cooking and passing out invitations pretty much killed my day. I even tried to get out of most of the work, and what happened? Aizen just smirks at me before releasing his reiatsu, then I go do what I'm suppose to do. This whole thing just encourages my 'Aizen is insane' theory.
And having to wake up at six in the morning to heat up the food, and get the rest of the day prepared tomorrow? Not going to be fun at all, though at least I'll have alcohol tomorrow. It's at least something to look forward to, if anything.
So I'm off to bed, whatever.
Day one hundred and eighteen
Friday
Dear fucking journal,
The party was today and it was pretty cool... Well what I could remember was. Got up at six this morning, and fed Jow and Orra. After that I met Aaroneiro in the kitchen to help heat up the food and get it ready. Cook what we didn't and getting all the food prepared. The party was at noon, why so early no one knows. I gave up trying to understand Aizen's logic a long time ago.
After that took a shower and dressed up, the suit looked good but was slightly uncomfortable. Jow and Orra were placed on a small rack in the party room so they can be there, they both looked slightly anxious. When noon came around the party started and everyone got to eating.
There were so many people... er Arrancars! There were close to a hundred, I didn't even know there were that many. Most of them were weaker ones, the ones who cook and clean for us. Pretty much they wait hand and foot on us, though I really don't pay that much attention.
Well it was kind of fun and I got to eat a lot of my own food, though Ulquiorra still avoided me. After dinner it got to the drinking part of the party while the tables were moved so people could dance, though I didn't dance myself. Karite in her aqua dress had dragged Tesla onto the dance floor, he looked to be enjoying himself.
Ulquiorra mostly stayed in a corner, dressed in a white suit with a green tie and undershirt. He looked good, though he still refused to look at me. The only ones to talk to him were Aizen for a brief moment and Harribel, I didn't know what they were talking about but Ulquiorra looked anything if happy.
After about an hour of drinking I found and cornered Ulquiorra, he had already drunk quite a bit of alcohol and I was able to get some information out of him. Such as why he had been avoiding me for the past week, it turns out that my refusal last week to take advantage of him when he was a pervert made him think I didn't desire him.
The fool, I didn't take advantage of him because... wait why didn't I again? Something about he wasn't himself, okay maybe I had been affected by the fumes. After taking him into a corner and reassuring him for about half and hour we rejoined the party. There was a massive amount of alcohol after all and I was going to take full advantage. I even got Ulquiorra to drink a lot, though he couldn't stomach nearly as much as me.
Also Ulquiorra is a talkative drunk, I did not know that. He talked the entire time we sat together, about everything that came to mind. It was almost as if someone took the filter between his mind and brain and completely destroyed it. It was so funny! Especially when Ulquiorra in his drunken state had cursed Szayel out for bumping into him.
The party ended up going all the way into the night, it started to get hazy around eight o'clock though. Everyone was drinking as if there was no tomorrow, and I was with them. The alcohol I consumed seemed to have finally kicked in because the last thing I remember clearly was talking to Ulquiorra as we headed away from the party.
I'm curious to see how tomorrow turns out, though I'm not looking forward to waking up.
Day one hundred and nineteen
Saturday
Dear fucking journal,
Woke this morning with a splitting headache and a naked Ulquiorra laying beside me, I'm still wondering if it was a good or bad wake up call. After heading to the bathroom to cool my head off I went back into the room to wake up Ulquiorra. I don't remember going to bed last night, so I don't know what happened between me and him.
Ulquiorra was in even more pain then me and remembered even less. I at least remember walking back towards my room, he forgot most of the night. After talking to him about last week and that I didn't avoid him because he was undesirable I got up to see how everyone was faring today.
Jow and Orra weren't in their cages, probably still in the party room so I took their food with us. As we reached the main room I was surprised by what I saw, almost every Arrancar and ex Shinigami were on the floor still either passed out or sleeping. Jow and Orra were on their little stand from yesterday so I just grabbed a cup and fed them real quick.
Aizen believe it or not was almost naked in a compromising position with Gin wrapped around his torso, while Tousen was sleeping on a table. Karite and Telsa were laying half naked in a corner, I can't wait to see her reaction when she wakes up. Kurosu was sitting against a wall beside Barragan's fraccion Ggio, they were both asleep with their heads resting against each others.
Nnoitra and Szayel were no where to be seen but I saw their cloths in a trail to the door, I didn't even think of investigating. Yammy was passed out in a bowl of mashed potatoes, while Zammari was in a meditation like sleep beside him. Barragan was gone as well as Aaroneiro, and yet again I didn't care. Starrk was asleep against Harribel's bosom and she was sleeping leaning against the wall.
After a few minutes of concealed laughter I got the most evilest idea, with a odd look from Ulquiorra I charged a cero. Lifting my hand I aimed it for the cord that held the chandelier on the ceiling, Aizen had brought it in solely for the party anyway so it had no actual function. My cero hit it's mark and the whole thing came crashing down, just as I did it I flash stepped away.
Ulquiorra followed and we heard a loud shouting and other such complaints in the room, many of them were groaning and screaming at each other to shut up. With a sadistic laugh I headed back to my room, kind of proud of my idea. Okay maybe knocking down the large crystal chandelier around a bunch of overhung Arrancars and ex Shinigami was kind of mean... but since when did I care?
Ulquiorra just rolled his eyes at me while following behind, I was intent on going back to bed because I too was still overhung. After a quick stop in the kitchen to grab breakfast me and Ulquiorra headed back to bed, with some ibuprofen in us. We had learned about this miracle drug from Aizen and I so love it, gets rid of headaches in a pinch.
We got back into bed and Ulquiorra snuggled up against my back, I didn't particularly care anyway. We slept until well past noon, I didn't even get back out of bed. I'm writing in my journal now which is about midnight, and Ulquiorra is still asleep beside me.
Guess it's time to join him again, it doesn't bother me to sleep in the same bed with Ulquiorra... I just wished he'd stop stealing my blanket.
End
Contest winners!!!: Remember when I said that I was going to do a harder question so there wouldn't be as many winners? Yeah that plan failed, almost everyone that submitted an answer won. You heard me, twenty eight people got the answer correct, twenty eight out of thirty two. And those that didn't get the answer weren't very far off. The answer was it made Grimmjow more responsible and thoughtful, he just didn't realize that it did it to him. I did have one winner that stuck in my head, and that was by Sightlines, I don't know why but their answer really caught my attention. It was:
Sightlines: How did the fumes affect Grimmjow? He became responsible and suddenly felt the need to keep order. Grimmjow is usually irresponsible and reckless. He decided to take charge and get everybody in order.
Other winners! This is going to be long:
xTexyArkx
K.S.T.M
DevampedShadow
Kitana Matsuri
Kenpachi Ikari
Bladder123
Comatose Overdose
kriorokkz44827
Strych9
debbiejedigirl
Tobiya
michico1243
Ashido Kano
errihu
Chasingyesterday
123HappyFrog
Sudden Love
Dante123
mindblock
YukiKitsune103
therealhinatachan
hayato bomber
Britt-Ulquiorra
xXThe perfect soldierXx
tsuchikin901
Dior Crystal
Ravefirell
See what I mean!? So many people got it right! Going to have to make it harder... though that last one was my attempt at just that. Doesn't look good for me does it?
LMAO: The winner or should I say winners for the LMAO of the week are... For the fourth time in a row... Mistress -Freak and for the first time Ashido Kano! Their answers were very funny and they top the charts today! Here are their answers!
Mistress -Freak: Grimmkitty became a LIAR!! NONE of those things really happened! Or some at least... He became an artsy-farsty mommy type, cooking and making sure a mass genecide of arrancars didn't occur...much. And ge LIED!! In his "fucking journal" he states he didn't take advantage of Ulquiorra, yes? WRONG!! Poor Ulqui was RAPED(ish) by him right in front of dear, sweet, innocent Jow and Orra.*sniffle* poor darlings were to tramatized to leave the cage for days... GRIMJOW BECAME A LIAR/MOMMY thingy who could cookish...!! T_T
Ashido Kano: Grimmjow became loving of his arrancar bretheren if fact he acted motherly. He was helping his arrancar children with learning to share, teaching them to be kind and fixing dinner for his little babies. Btw Aizen can sing ever heard him sing?Im mad that once again you did not cover Rudobon he was outside about to re-enact 300 both sides before being run over by a black man on a motorcycle wich propted him to become a republican and go after Obama. But now seeing how everything is back to normal he wont need those bat launchers, condoms, or giant lazer on a skull shaped island designed to turn the whole world into chicken nuggets anymore. I mean he had the ammo and everything! Fire in three two one! Stop running over my subordinates! Obama! *shakes fist angerly*
They were both so humorus!
Chapter Challenge: Now time for the Chapter Challenge! Why did Aizen make Grimmjow go with other Espadas to the human world to fetch stuff? Good luck!