Disclaimer: I don't own Victorious. I hope I will one day! But I don't think that will ever happen...

Beck POV

It had been a pretty good plane ride considering my dad chose to sit in the middle of Jade and I, glaring at her every so often when he could hear her music coming out of her headphones. The flight was smooth and my ears weren't popping too much. I could tell Jade wasn't having fun. I don't blame her though if I was in her position I don't even think I'd come. It is Canada after all. She has this odd dislike towards all Canadians. Sometimes even me. She claimed she was coming just because she didn't want to be left alone with the gang like last time. Plus it's an easy excuse to miss school.

The plane had just landed and we were standing around waiting to get our bags off the conveyor belt. Mom and Dad were over at the start of it and Jade and I were somewhat near the end in case they missed one. It was nice to be away from them for awhile.

"Ugh this place smells like moose." Jade was complaining already about being here. I laughed a little, earning myself a glare from her.

"No it doesn't. How would you even know what a moose smelt like?" I asked.

"I don't know, but if i ever sniffed a moose I'm pretty sure it would smell like this airport."

"You're just grumpy 'cause of the long flight. Hang tight for a few and I'll go get some coffee."

"Fine, but if any of your parents bags come I'm not getting them. And that coffee better not taste like Canada!" She yelled after me. A bunch of people whipped their heads around towards her while a few others laughed. She sure doesn't get embarrassed easily.

It seemed as though this airport didn't have a Starbucks. Just as I was about to turn around and head back promising I'd take her to one once we got our bags a gleaming red neon sign caught my eye. Tim Horton's. I quickly went over and got in line. It wasn't Starbucks but she'd have to live. In my opinion Tim's was better. Way better. We didn't have any on the west coast back home though so I could never get any. I've grown used to Starbucks and Dunkin' Donuts, but anytime I was in Canada I made sure to have my fill.

I ordered a medium double double and got Jade a large with two sugars just how she liked it. Hopefully she would like it and not dump it over my head...

When I came back to Jade she was sitting on her suitcase looking bored as ever waiting for mine to come. I walked up beside her and handed her the cup. She looked at it with disgust.

"What is this?"

"Coffee." I replied simply.

"Why is it in such an ugly cup?" She was doing that thing when she was angry yet eerily calm. That's when I usually got ready to defend myself. I took a hesitant step back.

"It's from Tim Horton's..."

"Who?"

"It's a Canadian coffee joint..."

"Hm." She sniffed it and took a small sip. I coiled back waiting for her reaction.

"Well...?" She wasn't spatting it up everywhere or pouring it over anybody so that was a good sign.

"It's not horrible." She said quietly. Yeah! She liked it! Wait, what?

"So you don't think it tastes like Canada?"

"No. Should I?"

"Nope." Thank god she liked it. Now hopefully she'll be in a good mood when my aunt and uncle pick us up in a few minutes. I leaned down and gently kissed her. Who cares if we miss the bags? They'll come by again.

We stayed in that position for awhile. Just enjoying the feeling of her lips on mine and mine hers. Until we heard a person clearing their throat beside us. Jumping we both turned to look at the culprit. Dad. Of course. They had the rest of the bags and were staring at us waiting for us to get up and move.

"I just got off the phone with Barb and Tim. They're waiting out in the parking lot." He told us, wheeling the cart to me so I could put Jade's bags on.

It didn't take us that long to navigate our way through the airport. We'd been here before. Jade clung onto my arm and her coffee cup trying not to touch any of the Canadian's. It was actually pretty cute but if i laughed she would've maimed me. So I kept quiet. When we got outside Aunt Barb and Uncle Tim were parked right in front of the door, with their mini van waiting for us. They both noticed us at about the same time and came rushing over.

"Hey! You made it! It's been so long! You all look so great!" Aunt Barb exclaimed hugging my parents. My Uncle Tim was kind of a quiet guy so he just smiled said hello, how are ya, and hugged them. Then Aunt Barb turned to me and grabbed my face with her hands. She got on her tip-toes and kissed my noes. All with Jade still clinging onto my arm.

"Oh my goodness, Becky! Is that you? You're a man now!" She smiley brightly at me. Truthfully this was more then a little embarrassing with my girlfriend standing right next to me. I was going to hear about this later...

"Hi, Aunt Barb, Uncle Tim." I nodded sheepishly to them.

"Ooh and who's this little lady here?" She asked smiley at Jade like she was 5. Jade wasn't going to like that. I squeezed her hand.

"This is Jade. My girlfriend." I loved saying that. My girlfriend. I sound like some loser pansy when I say it like that but it's true.

"What a pretty name! Hello, Jade! Welcome to Vancouver!" She practically sang whilst shaking Jade's hand.

"How do you do." Jade returned flatly.

"Oh I'm very well thank you!" With that she turned back to my parents and they started to load up the van.

"Becky?" Jade asked quietly, arching her eyebrows. "They know that's a girls name right?" I kissed her temple.

"Shush. Come on Jadey." I teased her walking towards the van.

"Call me that one more time." I just chuckled and followed her to the back of the rig. Dad and Uncle Tim sat in the front to discuss fishing while Mom and Uncle Barb sat in the middle to chat about whatever it is women their age talk about. Jade and I cuddled up in the back seat as I pointed out random things that I remembered from my previous visits to Canada. I doubt she was that interested as she just sat there sipping her coffee, but we had nothing better to talk about and I was actually really excited to show her all the stuff from when I was younger. I still remembered a lot since we come back at least once a year and we only moved to LA when I was 9.

Soon enough almost all of the businesses melted away into the countryside. Did I forget to tell Jade we were staying at a sheep farm? Whoops. She'd find out soon enough. She had drifted to sleep after finishing her coffee. Jade was the only person I knew who could finish a large coffee and then not be energized afterwards.

Finally after about 45 minutes of driving we pulled into the extremely long, rocky driveway. I started to nudge Jade gently to wake her up. We were nearly at the house and everybody was getting ready to unbuckle and hop out. She still wasn't awake though. Finally I decided to poke her in her side. I knew she was ticklish there. A big grin broke out on her face.

"Beeeck..." She groaned. "Go. Away."

"Rise and shine sleepy head." I whispered in her ear still poking her tummy.

"Screw off, Beckett. Gimme 5 more minutes." She must have forgotten where we were. I got an idea.

"Robbie and Rex snuck into the RV last night. They took the new coffee maker." I acted panicked. Her eyes popped open and she shot up screaming, "I'm gonna kill that puppet!" My family stared at her with confusion. She then realized what happened and slapped my head.

"I hate you!" She exclaimed. I was laughing hysterically.

"Y-You-You-" I couldn't get anything out through my laughing. "We don't even have a coffee maker!" I managed to spit out. My family was staring at us with such confusion, that made we laugh even harder.

"You're such a loser! What the hell is wrong with you?" She was fuming. I knew her though. She'd calm down soon enough.

"I'm sorry, babe. You had to wake up." I said getting my laughter controlled. She of course slapped my head again. At least it wasn't the face.

"Are you kids, OK?" My Aunt asked genuinely concerned that we were going to break up.

"Of course they're not OK." I heard my dad mumble from the front seat.

"We're fine." I assured them still smiling.

"I'll be fine when I'm away from you." Jade spat climbing over me to get out.

"Oh dear..." Aunt Barb frowned. She honest to god thought we were going to break up over that.

"Don't worry about them. Happens all the time." My mom said rolling her eyes. I followed Jade out to make sure she wasn't actually holding this against me. She was just standing a few feet away from the van glaring at me with her arms crossed. I walked over, grabbed her hands and uncrossed her arms.

"You know I love you." I told her starign into her beautiful ice blue eyes.

"You're an asshole. Why can't you wake a person up like a normal person?"

"I'm sorry. I promise I'll make it up to you as soon as possible."

"Fine, but don't think that'll get you out of my revenge." I gulped. Revenge? Revenge served by Jade? I'd better sleep with both eyes open.

"I would never dream of it." I replied trying to stay calm even though I was extremly frightened on the inside.

"Good." She said kissing me. We walked over to get our bags. Luckily the sheep were out back in a huge field so I could explain that to her later once we got settled in. For now we just grabbed our bags and followed Aunt Barb and Uncle Tim into the house. I could already tell this was going to be quite the trip.

AUTHORS NOTE!

Hello everybody :) Thank you sosososoooo much for all the reviews! I got so many I was completely overwelmed by it all! It was incredible! I was literally dancing around my room it made me that happy! :D :D :D It's a lot to live up to though and I really hope you guys all enjoy this story :) It's been going through my head for awhile so I'm really happy to actually get it posted and then have such positive feed back. Some of the charactors are probably going to be based loosly around my family since they're actually kind of insane most of the time. And the big farmhouse that I'm picturing them staying in is pretty much my friends house. Its huge and amazing but also kinda run down which I think fits nicely with this story :) Also! i just gotta say that I mean no offence whatsoever towards any Canadian's who may be reading this! Jade can be a bit harsh sometimes. I'm Canadian myself :) AAANNNNNDDDDDDDDDD... I know it may not be perfectly how a boy thinks but I'm a girl so I can't actually do that... I think right now the story is better in Beck's POV since he's more aware of his surroundings. Trust me I'll try to switch to Jade a bit too :) That's about it! Just REVIEW! please and thank you :) BYEE!

Magical Illusions: Thanks for bringing that to my attention! I was really excited about posting the first chapter that I completely forgot to proofread it and/or edit it any :S Wont happen again!

Lennon-80: Is this better? ;)

peaceluvvictorious: I would totally do that if it were possible! I actually considered getting her a kinda nose oxygen thingy but thought it would just be to unrealistic :(

flamestoembers: I really like that idea! Thanks!

666LuvJayC: I love your idea too! Definatly will try to fit that one it! :)

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