A/N: wow, thank you everyone who reviewed/alerted/favorited! Reviews are what keep me writing. So if you want another chapter, please review :)

I'm on the waiting list to own glee.

Oh and p.s. I really don't speak French, blame google translate when it's wrong. Haha (p.s. this is assuming Kurt is fluent in French and Blaine is not.) and the English translations to French texts are at the bottom.

Kurt: Blaine?

Blaine: Hey, what's up, love?

Kurt: I have a study, but no work to do :\

Blaine: I'm in calculus. So don't text me anything humorous that will make me laugh or the teacher will take my phone…

Kurt: i vous voulez dans mon lit ;)

Blaine: …Kurt, I do have a translation app. And this is definitely not helping my low profile. Seductive is worse than humorous.

Kurt: Tu me manques et je t'aime.

Blaine: I miss you too! But seriously, can we go back to English. Now all I have this thoughts of you whispering French in my ear. And that only happens when we're alone. Not in calculus class.

Kurt: quand je vous seul ...

Kurt: tu es mon seul et unique

Kurt: Je ne peux pas attendre de vous voir le samedi, mon amour

Kurt: Je m'ennuie de vous embrasser bonne nuit

Kurt: bébé?

Kurt: Blaine? Fine. I'll stop texting you. xxx

Blaine: Hi.

Kurt: Bonjour.

Blaine: Way to make me almost get detention.

Kurt: *innocent look*

Blaine: Well, it's hard for me when I have a text conversation going with my incredibly amazing and hot boyfriend in the middle of math and then he starts texting me in French. Not my fault I didn't hear the teacher question me about the derivative of x. not my fault that sexy french Kurt is higher up on my list of priorities than tangents.

Kurt: toutes mes excuses. Comment pourrais-je le faire à vous?

Blaine: ;)

Kurt: Hey, you are coming over Saturday right?

Blaine: Yes.

Kurt: Ohk good.

Rachel: Dear Blaine. Hello. I am letting you know that I have canceled my facebook page titled: BLAINE ANERSON IS A SPY. Partly because two idiots named Wes and Jeff keep spamming the wall, and partly because you are Kurt's boyfriend and I love him and he loves you. So there. I accept you into the extended New Direction family. Just don't break his heart ok? I love him like he's my brother. We've been through a lot together so just don't hurt him. I'm still keeping my eyes on you, Warbler. Love, Rachel.

Santana: Hey. So listen. I hear you're Kurt's new boy toy. I just want to say. You coming to WMHS and singing to him was adorbs. Even if all of the guys here now hate you because you sort of set the bar for PDA's. I want you to be aware: if you hurt my baby I will cut you. and it won't be pretty. Best beware, Santana.

Puck: Hey. Listen. I might have been a jerk to Kurt earlier on, but he's my brother from another now. Now I may not be the brightest, but if you give me any item I can kill you. seriously. And if you hurt Kurt I won't hesitate to do so. Watch your back. –Puck.

Blaine: Hey, Kurt? How did Rachel, Santata, and Puckerman get my number?

Kurt: Oh. Your friends aren't the only ones that take my phone. You'll be hearing from Brittany, Lauren, Artie, Mike, and Tina as well. I'm pretty sure Cedes and Finn already called you?

Blaine: Yes. Yes they did. It's really cool that your friends look out for you like this :) I don't think mine ever talked to you hahaha

Kurt: Well I just got 3 unread mails. One sec.

Jeff: HIAWATHA! NI BONG DA MAY SU LO.

Kurt: Is that supposed to be native or something?

Jeff: yes. Bi go su soo yi lo.

Kurt: You are so weird.

Wes: HEYYY. It's Wessy and David. We just wanted to say: please break up with Blaine. You two are PERFECT together, but we've always wanted to play match-maker and get you two back together, after an agonizingly painful breakup. Love always, W+D

Wes: On second thought, don't do that. Or if you do, don't let it last long. We barely survived a love-sick Blaine, can hardly stand an in-love Blaine, and God only knows what a post-breakup Blaine would be. -_-

Blaine: Who texted you?

Kurt: Well, one was from Jeff trying to communicate to me in navii or something, and the other was W&D telling me to break up with you.

Blaine: NO! DON'T BREAK UP WITH ME BABYYY!

Kurt: I have no intention of doing so. Je t'aime trop de, bb:)

Blaine: Aww.

Blaine: uh oh, 4 new messages. Brb.

Tina: Hey! It's Tina and Mike. Just letting you know: Asians can read minds. So if you even think about hurting our favorite white boy, you will be tortured. Asian style.

Brittany: BLAINE. HI! It's Brit. I realized I have not given you the Protect Kurt talk yet! Wow! How could I have forgotten! Kurt is my favorite person. Don't tell Santana though. But he really is. You probably know this, but I am his ex-girlfriend. I want you to know as well that if you break him, I have a 12 step plan to make your life hell! With a bonus step 13! Wee! Hugs and kisses, Britt.

Artie: I may not have use of my legs, but these wheels can do damage. Don't mess with our boy.

Lauren: So listen. I've been around the block a few times. And I've met a few people. And I've dealt with a few people. And those people I've dealt with don't usually get away too well. I'm roughly 250 pounds and I could smash you. Don't make Kurt cry.

Blaine: Kurtieee?

Kurt: Blainey bear?

Blaine: I love your friends.

Kurt: Haha. The threats weren't too bad?

Blaine: Well, Lauren said she will smash me, Santana will cut me, Artie will wheel me, Brittany has a bonus step 13, T+M have some Asian voo doo plan, Puckerman's gunna kill me, and Rachel might re-activate her facebook group. But. Bottom line is that they seem to love you almost as much as I do.

Kurt: I love my friends:) and almost as much?

Blaine: Well yeah, put together. No one loves you as much as I do, love.

Kurt: Ugg, when will Saturday be here?

Blaine: not soon enough!

Kurt: Well, tomorrow is Friday. THEN Saturday…

Blaine: AND SUNDAY. COMES AFTERWORDS….I DON'T WANT THIS WEEKEND TO EEEEND.

Kurt: …pleaseeee no Rebecca black.

Blaine: haha. Sorry. But seriously. I don't want this weekend to end :(

Kurt: toutes les bonnes choses viennent à une fin

Blaine: Touché.

Kurt: Well. Not all good things. I think you and I are a pretty good thing. And I don't see us ending.

Blaine: Daww, I love you. And about what Wes and Jeff were saying: I really cannot imagine my life without you.

Kurt: Please stop making my blush in History! Hahaha. I can't imagine my life without you either. But I would rather be having this conversation Saturday when I can actually lean over and kiss you whenever I want. Because this conversation is just reminding me that I can't do that right now :(

Blaine: Well, whenever Burt or Finn or Carole aren't in the room haha

Kurt: Oh. Uh…I might have booked Carole and dad for an all day spa day. And Finn might be spending the day trying to "pound Puckerman to the ground" at a video game…

Blaine: So are you saying we have the whole house to ourselves?

Kurt: Maybe…

Blaine: Ohk you're right. Middle of class is definitely not a time to be thinking about having a day alone with you at your house.

Kurt: ;) I'll text you later tonight.

Blaine: Je vais être en attente ;)

A/N: Woah, three chapters in a day. Haha be my best friend and review? être mon meilleur ami et l'examen :)

For those of you who don't speak French:

i vous voulez dans mon lit: I want you in my bed

Tu me manques et je t'aime: I miss you and I love you

quand je vous seul: when I get you alone

Je ne peux pas attendre de vous voir le samedi, mon amour: I can't wait to see you Saturday, my love

tu es mon seul et unique: you are my one and only

Je m'ennuie de vous embrasser bonne nuit: I miss kissing you good night

Bébé: baby

Bonjour: hello

toutes mes excuses. Comment pourrais-je le faire à vous: my apologies. How could I ever make it up to you

Je t'aime trop de: I love you too much

toutes les bonnes choses viennent à une fin: All good things come to an end

Je vais être en attente: I'll be waiting