Lagiocuss gets potty trained

Chapter 1 deadly changing of doom

"Oh no!" the Lagiocuss yelled really quietly "I was doing so well, but now I have to run home and tell my mommy because I am not potty trained verry well" but first he had to go to the srote to buy more diapers because they were running low anyway. and his mom wanted him to after playing with the mud dargon. But the Lagiocuss's mom was stupid he didn't want to paly with the stuipd and dumb j-walking commie bastard that was the Mud Dargon. The mud dargon also hated the nice homo people and he hated womon because he was sexist like my father beated my mommi up and died yesterday of a heart attack and stroke and eye cancer. and he was stabbed in the neck but I don't think that killed him. Also he beat my up when I was 4 years old.

The Lagiocuss flew to the store and said "give me diapers please. I peed in mine so I need more" and the storekeeper said "get it yourself lazy monster!" the lagiocuss got sad and cried because the shoopkeepr hurted his fellings and he pooped so te shopkeepr said "fine I'll give diapers and change you for free but you need to get potty trained because you like you're 5 years old" the lagiocuss said "NO! I am really 10 years old I have been busy my whole life fight the mud dargon who I killed" shopkeeper said "oh noramly Lagiocusses learn to potty at 7 and die a year later so you're pretty old and stuipd and pretty sexy the store owner said while reaching down pants and rubbing nopples." the Lagiocuss was not happy so after he changed him for free he killed him because he also was a pedophile who had 4 year old bye and grills locked in his bassment and the Lagiocuss was really mad because of this so he went home to talk to mommu.

At home Mommy was in kitchin makeing supper for faimly because men can't cok because women cook and clean everyone knows that. Men get jobs and pay bills and fix

(authors notes I am not a sexist Lagiocuss womon just suck human womon are perfect and much more better then gays because gays are mean and women are nice and some are have really soft chest that I like to grab because it's soft and I like to bury my face in them and use it like a pillow. I have a girlfriend who's breasts are nice and soft but also firm and she let's me touch them sometimes but she won't have sex because she wants to mary me but I don't know what that means. Is it food?)

Later in space... there was a toilet falling into orbit but is was big enough to destroy the planet so the had it on the news and the Lagiocuss said "I will save earth and potty train at same time" so he flew into space to fight the toylet because he lived on earth and he wanted to live more so he could fight mroe stronger people and get a wife and have kids and die. So he shot lightning at the toylet but it didn't work so he punched it but that didn't work so he peed and pooped in it and then shot lightning and it vaporised. The Lagiocuss was happy and flew home to be happy and sad because his mom yelled and grounded him because he forgot to check the mail and do the dishes.

Chapter 2 Lagiocuss goes to Germany

It was 4 years since the Lagiocuss was potty trained he know has a kid who was potty trained and he has to go on a quest so the went to germany to meet Hitler and have him teach them adavnce potty and fight tactics even though he was a gay and evil and not a womon. I wish I was a womon but I can't afoord it so I am a stupid gay. and for people who are wonder my girlfriend is bisexual so she likes the ida.

"I am Adolf Hitler" Adolf Hitler said "I am the hero of germany or so says my people and I also hate gays if you would belive that, because womon are the master race and gays are stupid fat and week. So I will teach you to fight gays better because womon are prefect and gays art useless because we can makes kids with artificel sprem but if they are a gay we kill them with gas and I mean gas station gas because we make them drink it." "NO" the Lagiocuss said "that's a waste of a kid and gas. at least raise them as slaves. maybe sex slaves or maybe even as burger mine workers" "No!" Adolf Hitler said so the Lagiocuss shot him with lightning and he died the Lagiocuss flew off and went to grenland because he was going on a quest because he was bored. His son went to

When the Lagiocuss and son made it to greenland, he was attacked by Ninja Zombie Turtles. te Lagiocuss waz not hapy and said to them "I hate you all because you eat peoples brains and flesh and organs and make them die and come bak to lyfe to kill more people so you will all die now!" he said while killing them all so they all died. The Lagiocuss flew and went to a city and danced in a nightclub. Just thn he saw the amazing joggi and said hello to him and wished he helped figt the mud dargon because the amazing joggi is the strongest monster on earth even stronger then the Lagiocuss. "I am sorry" the amazing joggi said with sad in voice "but I was at the dr because I was sick with the cold and they cured me forever. Also my wife died and a kid so I helped raise it untill it also died so i was sad and came here to have sex with some perfect womon because i am an evil gay and so I am the most evil thing on earth." The lagiocuss looked at him and said "it is good u admit you have a problem that is te first step our religin feminisam" "I KNOW" yelled the amazing joggi with happy "I have never felt better." just then the mud dragon fell from the sky and landed in the nightclub and killed some gays but no one cared. Then the amazing Joggi killed him with one blink but also killed the Lagiocuss's son then the lagiocuss had sex with 400 womon and broke his record of 250 womon that e ad sex with becuase he is an evil gay and womon are not objects but should be worshoped because they are womon and they love you so you should love them (but not that way unless they want you to because rape isn't verry nice and they are perfect womon so you MUST worshop them or you are just as god as an evil gay unless you are perfect womon I love womon they are perfect however homos are also nice but not perfect because the are nice to perfect womon and I like that) The amazing Joggi ate the mud dargon and flew away at mach 1.5 (which is very fast!)

The Lagiocuss went home and told his wife that their kid died and she was happy because he was sexist and hated womon she learned the when she read his diarie and it said "I hate all Womon because they are perfect and I am stuck being an evil gay so I will kill all womon and be perect starting with my teacher who is pretty sexy and I want her in bed so I will rape and then kill her and then rape her body" "my son was evil and I didn't know?" the Lagiocuss said with mad "it's worse" said the lagiocuss's wife "he also went to a church for evil gays and convertet our neighebers to gayism" "that's horrible!" yelled the lagiocuss just then te mud dargon's son fell from the sky and said "Lagiocuss teach me about perfect womon because I am not like my stupid father who j-walked and was a retarted communist I am not sexist I love womon and also hate evil gays because i bombed a gayism church" "that is great" said the Lagiocuss that will tech them for being sexist and ther hate crimes against womon like rape camp so I am glade they died, so I will leet you join us and help us kill all gays"

to be continued

The amazing Joggi ate the mud dargon and flew away at mach 1.5 (which is very fast!)