The Lagiocuss Dies!
One day the Lagiocuss was dead and the entire universe was sad. The whole universe frowned and cried and didn't pla Monster Hunter because they were really sad! (even the perfect womon!) most of the univserse went to the Lagiocuss's funeral so they had yo make a new planet that they called planet Lagiocuss. the only person how wasn't sad was sexist people, but their not really poeple because they don't worship perfect womon. The Mud Dargon's daughter was hired buy Capcoom (who is no doubt run by perfect womon) to bring the Lagiocuss back from the dead because they want people to be happy and play more Monster Hunter. The Mud Dargon set out on her quest after going to the Lagiocusses funiral and she was sad and wanted the kagiocuss to come back from teh dead. She firsty went to germany becausre she herd the foutian of youth aws there and she herd that it makes epoppe youn g and studd so she went there ant weny.
In germany there were people and buildings and no foutians because they don't exsit in germany execpt the fountuan of youth but she saw some gayists trying to blow up a femminist church so she went to stop them. "Stop!" the Mud Dargons Daughter yelled "you can't destroy this church!" "Yes we can" said the evil gays "you can't stoops us stupid perfect womon!" so the Mud Dargons daughter said "I don't want to do this but I have to now!" adn killed the evil gays and disarmed the bomb and left. all around her pople said "all hail the perfect womon" and "we love perfect womon" because femminism is the biggest religion on earth now gayism only has 1% of people because it sucks like evil gays. The Mud Dargon's daughter finded the foutian of youth but it couldn't be used to bring lagiovuss back grom the dead because it maded people younf and no resurect them for some reason so the mud dargons daughter was the sad adn cried a little which brought the lagiocuss back from the dead somehow. The Lagiocuss said "Perfect Womon! You will suffer because i died and came bak to like!" the Lagiocuss yelled with mad and angry in coive "I will kill all perfect womon and make all gays perfect and amazing like the amazing joggi." "no Lagiocuss!" the Mud Dargons Daughter said. "ok" the Lagiocuss said to the mud dargon's daughter because she was perfect womon and the lagiocuss was still a good femmenist so he had to obery her because that's the law noe but then the qurropecco came out of nowhere and arrested the mud dargon's daughter and took her to jail in las vegas for being a perfect womon and that's it.
chapter 2: in las vegas
When they made it to los vegas the qurropecco took them to jail and said to his boss that these people broke the law and sould be put to death including the mud dargon's daighter because he is sexist and he hates perfect womon and he wants them all to due. his boss asked him whart law they broke and the qurropecco said the crime of being a stupid perfect womon who everyone hates. the ludrith prince said " I don't hate her, I love and worship her and you're fired and are going to jail and maybe getting 5000 death setances!" "what a bummer!" te qurropecco said with sad and unhappy but also angry and mad but also sad. then they got his dna and killed him. and they did this 4999 times and then he was dead forever. then they shooted him and his dna into the sun so they would never resurect him because they can resurect people
then all the gaysists in the world tried to take over the world and kill all perfect womon! but this doesn't mater because they already own the world it's just a joke. so everyone laughed even the dead people. the evil gays own the world because there a secret one world goverment everyone knows that. and there secet base on the moon under a femmenist church. (which is funny because perfect womon can't go to the moon everyone knows this) and all the gayists farted and womon kkilled them all execvpt ones that didn't because some didn't fart but nows there are .5% of gayist on the planet because nmost are dead. also womon are perfect and I love them and they love me so if you're a gayest pleast repent to perfect womon ok?
Then the Lagiocuss went to the moon to kill the secret one world goverment he learned about it when he was sexist also he read the note I put in his lunchbox. (I didn't write in the story because it would be boring and a sexist might read this amazing story. Anyway he went to t to the moon and the stupid defenseless moronic sexits morons didn't stand and cance and are all dead now. so he went back to earth to worship perfect womon and stuff. But that's not the end of the story right now.) Also I just had sex with my girlfriend and it was great. she was great in bed and I love her because it felt good but cleaning up is a female dog because I had to shove a garden hose up her vagoo and she yelled at me
Then aliens showd up and made people scared and antry and miss work so they all got fired so the economy collapsed and the aliens peanutt butter cookies but everyone was broke because they were fired and had not money so the aliens started killing everyone and everything. so the Lagiocuss killed them all because they were wimppy stewpid aliens and I hate them and there sexistt also I am mad becaise my mom yelled at me I mean who dies she think she is? I am n ot in a good mood with her and also she's getting married and that makes me mad because I like my mom and I want her in bed like in the good old days. but if she's married she wont sleep with me and I like sleeping with mommy.
in the future every one was happy because perfect womon watched over and protected them and made them happy so that's the end of this story and that's it
THE ENDS!