Ed: Aw come on Kid! At least Excalibur wasn't there with his damn cane... (I hold my head as I remember) Come on just write it down alright? I'll leave you alone for a week!
Kid: (Kid sighs) can you please stop holding me then? AND GET THAT DAMN THING OUT OF HERE YOU KNOW ABOUT MY SYMMETRY NEEDS!
Ed: IT'S YOUR FAULT I NOW HAVE ASYMMETRIPHOBIA HAHAHAHA! Fine alright... That pose wasn't gay was it?
Kid: Dear god I hope not...
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An angry Shinigami walk into his house covered in cake with his weapons carrying presents. As usual Patty was cheerful and telling Kid the bright side to things as Liz casually apologized to her meister.
"I'm going to shower... Don't bother me unless Maka comes by..." He commanded as he slowly walked to the shower. Liz tried to say something but he shushed her and went to take a bath.
"At least he got presents" Liz blurted out.
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He sat in his warm bath trying to forget the day he just had but to no prevail...
"Fucking idiots!... At least she held me the whole time..." He talked to himself as he cleaned away all the cake in his hair. "Being angry isn't gonna make this go away anytime soon..." He finished his bath and went to his room.
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He opened his diary and grabbed his pen as he got ready to relive his day one last time..
'Dear Diary,
Another birthday party gone wrong...(Kid had already started to rub his temples) It started off good but as always leave it to an idiot to ruin it... I woke up and spent the day with Maka going shopping, out to eat, etc.
It was fantastic! (He smiled and chuckled at the thought of Maka kissing him and staring into his eyes with those beautiful green eyes of hers) I couldn't have asked for a better morning! Then apparently we had a party planned at Maka's place so it didn't seem so bad to stay for a bit. We all danced for a bit and had fun... (Kid growled and continued to write) until Soul brought out the cake... The cake wasn't bad honestly, as a matter of fact it was delicious! I enjoyed it until Blair poped out of the cake in only a ribbon across her breasts... It pissed off Maka but not as bad as what happened next... (He face palmed and let out a long sigh before he wrote what happened) Black*Star turned away as Blair poped out and accidently sent a vase flying towards Blair... Put two and two together and you can guess what happened next! She fell breast first against me, it was hard to breath and plus she is a natural pervert thus Maka tried to kill us both as I was squirmming away from everyone!
Liz and Patty carried home my presents as we slowly made our way home... well until next time diary!
Love,
Kid
He closed the book and made sure he was completly clean of cake before shutting his eyes to go to bed.
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Ed: Well Kid at least you get to dream of a cake-less day eh?
Kid: Let me sleep...
Ed: (growls) whatever, Read and review people so Excalibur doesn't hit us again...
(Both shiver)
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