Jeff opened his eyes and looked at the clock by the bed. 7:37 Am. Most mornings this would be considered getting up late for both of them. Monday through Saturday they were up before six doing their workout routines. He ran for several miles while Annie went to her yoga class. This was followed by the two of them intensely sparing together and then (Jeff's favorite part), both of them hitting the shower. But Sundays they both liked to sleep in, usually not getting up until nine or even ten in the morning. Which was why he was really annoyed he was up right now.

He considered trying to fall back to sleep. But he smelled coffee brewing in the kitchen. Might as well get a fresh cup, he thought. He looked over and saw that Annie was still sound asleep. He quietly got out of bed, throwing on a t-shirt as he walked into the kitchen.

"Morning."

Britta glanced up at Jeff, smirking at his attire. "Nice PJ pants."

Jeff glanced down at his pants, which were bright green with elephants flying biplanes. "Annie got them for me. They were on sale and I needed a new pair." He jumped a little as he felt Captain Whiskers wrap himself around his legs. "Why does your cat always do that first thing in the morning?"

"He just likes you. I don't know why, you do the least for him and he gives you more attention than either me or Annie."

Jeff rolled his eyes as he poured himself a cup of coffee. When Britta had decided to move back to Greendale her apartment was already rented to someone else and she had nowhere to go. So Annie and (a reluctant) Jeff offered her the guest bedroom until she found her own place. It's only for a little while, Annie had said. That little while was now going on six months.

"So, have you had any luck finding an apartment?"

"I've….been looking."

"Not that we don't like having you around. But, we are married, so…"

"Oh, like that's stopped you from your sex-platades. I've gone through three sets of ear plugs since I've moved in."

"First of all, if you have a problem with what we do in our bedroom, you can always move out. And second, platades?"

"Yea, sex-platades. When people have loud sex."

"I think you mean sex-capades."

"No, It's platades, cause it's play, but for grownups."

Jeff stared at her for a few moments. "It's too early to think of a good comeback to what you just said, but trust me; it's on its way." He looked at her as she rubbed the bandage on her hand. "I'd say don't do that or else it will scar. But that would kind of defeat the purpose."

She winced as she pulled the bandage off, revealing an angry red burn with two raised marks. "This might have been a little excessive. "

"Oh now you think it's excessive. But yesterday you were all 'everyone burn themselves or else we'll kill you'."

"You weren't there when Abed explained it. He listed a bunch of movies where someone has a gun to a person and their evil double and both of them try to convince the other person they're the real them. This way if that happens they just hold up their hand and we immediately know."

"And the fact that the evil double could just burn themselves never occurred to any you?"

Just then both Jeff and Britta heard their cell phones vibrate, with a third buzz indicating Annie's was also buzzing. They looked at their phones, which both had the same text from Troy. Greendale high school. Evil me wrecking place. Come Now!

Jeff walked into their bedroom and gently shook Annie's shoulder. "Annie, come on, wake up."

She groaned softly as her eyes opened. "What time is it?"

"Quarter to 8. Troy just texted us. His evil double is at the high school causing havoc. We need to try and stop him and find out who this guy really is."

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Half an hour later the three of them arrived at the high school in their superhero costumes. Cops had surrounded the building, with officers on bullhorns trying to negotiate with those inside. They went over to Troy, who was standing in front of the entrance also in costume.

"How many are in there?" Jeff said to Troy.

"I don't know. There's at least-." He leaned in and mouthed 'me' "but I don't know if there are anymore of-." He mouthed 'our doubles'.

Annie looked at the building. "What's exactly happening? You just said there was chaos."

"There were a bunch of kids playing basketball when he made his way in and took them hostage. So far he hadn't made any demands except that he wants Captain Awesome to come."

"Oh great, more supers." They looked over as Lieutenant Kane made his way over to them. 'What does it say about a town when vigilantes get to stop a crisis before the police?"

"Lieutenant, the person in there asked for me."

"Yea, he asked for you. Not your friends. And this sounds like negotiating. Maybe you supers do things differently, but the police do not negotiate with terrorists. "

"Well, we're going in to save those kids." Britta said.

Lieutenant Kane glared at them with disgust. "Fine, but remember that children's lives are at stake in there. And if just one person's life is lost it's on all your asses. And I will personally make sure you and all the other vigilantes pay for trying to play the hero."

With that the four of them walked into the high school, Troy leading the way. "I tried calling Meta and Saint Justice, but I couldn't get an answer."

"Why would you call them to come? They're retired." Annie whispered.

"They still should know. And they might have come anyway."

"Guys." Jeff said as they entered the gym. Five scared boys were propped up against the wall, bound and gagged. Annie started to run towards them, but Jeff grabbed her arm and stopped her. "Wait, something isn't right. They're just lying there, waiting for us to rescue them. This is a trap."

Britta took out her grappling gun and fired it at the first boy, expertly grabbing onto his ropes. She started pulling him towards them when a fire ball shot out from the distance, hitting the grappling cable and burning through it. They looked up as Evil Troy jumped down from the announcer's booth near the ceiling and landed on the gym floor. "Smart, but no match for me."

Britta and Annie couldn't help giggling as they heard him speak. Even Jeff and Troy laughed this time. "What's up with your voice? You sound like a robotic chipmunk." Troy said.

Evil Troy glared at them as he lowered the neck of his turtleneck sweater, revealing an artificial voice box attached to his throat. "Little mishap with a troll. Doesn't mean I'm not more awesome then any of you." With that he threw two huge fireballs at them, causing the four to dive to the ground. He turned and blasted the nearest boy with fire, laughing as the child screamed in agony.

"NO!" Troy screamed as he ran at his doppelganger and jumped on him, inadvertently hitting him where Jeff had stabbed him in the back two nights ago. He cried out as he grabbed Troy and flipped him over his body, throwing him hard onto the gym floor. As he raised his leg to crush Troy's ribcage Britta pulled out her guns and started firing. She managed to hit Evil Troy once in the side, but he dodged the rest of the bullets with impossible speed. He began to form ice spears and threw them at Britta, who dove out of the way like it was a perverted game of dodge ball.

Seeing their opening Jeff and Annie ran to the kids. Jeff started untying them as Annie went to the one who had been burned. She knelt beside him, trying to control the terror she felt as he cried out in agony. "It's ok. We're here to help. Just hold on. ATL, we need to get him out of here!"

"One second." Jeff yelled. He had untied the first three boys and told them to run. He was working on the ropes of the last kid when suddenly a large ice spear was thrown through the child's chest. The kid didn't even have time to gasp as he instantly died. Jeff gasped in horror as Evil Troy threw a ice spear at him, only having time to duck due to instinctively listening to Annie when she told him to duck.

As he prepared another ice spear Troy got up and punched Evil Troy repeatedly in his back and side wound. As he yelled out in pain he grabbed Troy by his left hand and violently bent his fingers back, breaking his middle and pointer finger.

"Troy!" He looked up as Britta threw a knife at him. He jumped up and wrapped his legs around Evil Troy's neck, pulling him to the ground as he caught the knife and stabbed Evil Troy in the chest.

Evil Troy cried out as Troy raised the knife to finish the job. But before he could do it a gunshot was heard. They all flinched and looked at themselves, but no one was shot. They looked at Evil Troy and saw a perfectly round bullet hole in his forehead. Footsteps were heard as Abed walked over to them.

Troy got up and made his way over to him. "Abed, where did you-." He stopped when he looked at his hand, not seeing a burn mark on it. He raised his knife as the others surrounded him with weapons raised.

"Wait!" The Abed before them said as he raised his hands. "I'm not your Abed. But I'm not the evil one either. "

"How do we know that?" Britta yelled.

"Because if I were him I would have just killed you. And I wouldn't have killed Evil Troy. There's a lot that has to be explained to you. Please, just let me explain and then we'll go from there.