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A/N: I am so so so so so so so so so so to the umpteenth power that I haven't updated. It's just that school sucks. Between book reports, science fair, and tests, I have no time( Mind you my book reports are not like fun little posters, I have to write an analytical paper focusing on of the literary elements of the novel and using literary connections to prove my point). I like went to bed at like midnight last night. I know that's not that late, but you know. So here's the next chapter.

Zuko sat at his regular lunch table with his head down. Aang was animatedly describing a show he saw about a 12 year boy who could control all the elements, and Katara was listening with a little too much interest.

"AND THEN, he was all like "But you're just a goofy kid!" and then-"

"," came a muffled sound from Zuko.

"Well then," replied Aang with mock hurt.

"Since Zuko seems so eager to talk, I think we should start his training," Said Katara.

"What training?," questioned Zuko with fear.

"You're training to be a love guru of course!"

"That's okay, I really want to hear more about his 'Avatar'," begged Zuko.

"Too late."

"Okay, so the first rule is to be compassionate and hopeful. Hope is the first key to changing your ways." Said Katara.

"Now pretend me and Aang were a couple."

A weird half choking half coughing sound was emitted from a very red Aang.

"Zuko, give us some advice."

"There is no hope!! Everything is going downhill! We will never even be able to be friends! There is no way on Earth anything can change for the better! Whatever shall we both do!!?!?" yelled Katara with a hand on her forehead, displaying her discomfort.

"Er….," Zuko, not knowing anything about people, didn't know how to deal with an overemotional girl.

"Ask and for his opinion," whispered Katara.

"Right. Aang, what do you think,?" Said Zuko following Katara's advice.

"Uhhh, what she said," was the intelligent answer from Aang.

"Well," Zuko began, "I think you guys should… uh be hopeful, and er… compassionate to one another?"

"No!" screamed Katara. "You have to say, 'Relationships are like roller coasters. Sometimes, there are ups, and sometimes there are downs. Right now, you guys seem to be in a down. Try communicating with one another. Figure what the problem is, and then try to solve it together. But always be hopeful, for with hope, nothing can ever be accomplished.'"

Zuko just sat there with his mouth agape.

"HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER THAT???"

"…"

"…"

"We have a lot of work to do.