WARNING! THIS IS WHERE IT GETS M RATED! Not really full-blown lemons, but definatly lime and NOT for kids! HOORAY FOR MANLY SMEXINESS! /shot :D

All you wonderful people telling me you actually read my insane ramblings~ I NOW KNOW MY DUTY IS TO TELL YOU ALL THAT STUFF YOU DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT BUT READ ANYWAYS! AHAHAHAAAA! 'k I also got lotsa people flipping shit at me for leaving off where I did so let's get on with the story!

No words were spoken. No one moved. Everyone just stared at Luffy who was on his knees leaning over the edge of the kiddie pool with his lips pressed firmly against Zoro's.

Zoro was frozen, not eve his tail moved, his eyes were wide as he stared at the face currently connected to his. Luffy's kiss lasted nearly 15 seconds before he pulled apart with his usual grin as if nothing happened. Luffy began laughing when he noticed Zoro's face was as red as his own shirt.

Sanji was the first to escape the awkward situation, "Well... I'll go start cooking then... and find some pants" he said as he got up and walked off in search of something to wear other than the ridiculous speed-O.

Nami explained she had some maps to finish and she left along with Robin. Usopp simply slipped away unnoticed with Chopper following. Brooke left to go find his violin and Frankey said there was something he had to repair.

Now it was just Luffy and his red-faced swordsman. Zoro continued staring at Luffy, "What was that?" he asked, stunned.

Luffy quirked his head to the side, "What was what for?"

"KISSING ME! Why me and not Nami or even Robin!" Zoro snapped. Luffy put his finger in his chin in thought, "Why would I kiss Nami and Robin? That's gross!"

Zoro facepalmed, "Then why of all people did you kiss me?"

Luffy fidgeted, "...because I like Zoro. A lot... I just... I-I don't understand!" he threw his arms in they air. Zoro stared once again "Don't understand what?"

The captain glanced over before letting out a long sigh and sitting back down beside the kiddie pool, "Whenever Zoro's around I get this wierd feeling and everytime it comes back it gets stronger and stronger! I like everyone in this crew but... I like you different..." he rubbed the back of his head.

Zoro blinked, "What do you mean?"

Luffy grabbed the sides of Zoro's head and pulled him into another kiss. Zoro didn't move.

This one lasted longer than the first, they stayed connected until their lungs burned for oxygen. When they finally did part Luffy smirked "You understand now?"

Zoro grinned "I think I get the message... I love you too."

Luffy's face went scarlet. Zoro looked down, "Hm, looks like you aren't the only one who likes me." Luffy's eyes darted down to see himself pitching a tent. AH! I didn't even notice how tight my pants are! Luffy let out a nervous chuckle.

Zoro sighed, "It's okay... how about we go take a bath? This pool of salt water is starting to stink... plus we can take care of your 'problem' while we're there."

Luffy nodded as he bent down to pick up Zoro. Easier said than done. Eventually he was able to sling one of Zoro's arms around Luffy's shoulder and drag him to the washroom like a wounded soldier in battle.

After a few minutes the two found themselves in the bathroom, water filling the tub and the door locked tight.

Zoro lay on the bottom of the tub, his long tail draped over the edge as he waited for Luffy to finish undressing. Luffy slipped out of his vest and shorts (apparently he didn't wear underwear) and kicked off his sandals, placing his hat carefully to the side as he stepped into the tub.

He slid into the water happily (he wasn't limp since this water was clean, pure water not power-draining seawater. He had banned that long ago when he almost drowned in the bath).

He was now sitting on Zoro, one leg on either side of the swordsman. Zoro looked down to Luffy's throbbing member with a small grin.

"Luffy." he stated. Luffy made eyecontact, Zoro continued, "We have to be very quiet, okay?"

Luffy stared at him "Why would we be loud? It's just a ba-AAH~" he was unable to finish the word 'bath' when Zoro's mouth took in the tip of his cock.

Luffy looked down at the merman whose mouth was now wrapped tightly around his hard member. "F-Fuck! Zoro!" he groaned.

Zoro grabbed Luffy's waist and whispered "Hold your breath". Luffy took a breath just as Zoro pushed him underwater, drowning out all the sounds soon to come.

Luffy felt the water come over him, though, since he had fallen into the ocean so much he had learned how to hold his breath. Zoro dived onto Luffy's cock( the only part of the boy above the water at the moment), taking in the entire thing causing him to gag a little but it didn't stop him.

Luffy poked his mouth through the surface of the water to take a gasp of air, only to be hushed by Zoro who was anxious they could be caught. "Shh! Someone'll hear you!" Zoro stated, Luffy's cock still in his mouth.

Luffy didn't hear a word, he just felt the heavonly vibrations of Zoro's speaking coursed through his body.

The swordsman's head bobbed up and down, lightly running his teeth on the hardened edges of Luffy's member, swirling his tongue over every inch of it. Luffy held onto Zoro's hair like a lifeline, the other hand hung uselessly over the side of the tub, his fingers would curl into themselves whenever a wave of pleasure came over him.

Luffy's head lurched backwards, bubbles escaped his lips and the water silenced the loud cry of sheer pleasure. Before Luffy could warn his swordsman, he felt his seed leave his body to enter Zoro's via mouth.

Zoro nearly choked on the large load shot into his mouth, managing to swallow most, but some dribbled down his chin.

Luffy managed to pull himself up, staring lustfully at the man wiping his seed off of their tan face. Zoro washed the last away with a splash of water and the back of his hand.

Luffy quickly got his breath back before crawling up onto Zoro's chest to place a deep, passionate kiss. Their tongues battled for dominance (in the end, Zoro simply let the younger one take over). Luffy tasted the inside of Zoro's mouth, tastes better than Sanji's cooking! Luffy thought, giggling a little.

A rubber hand trailed down Zoro's chest and down to his crotch area. Luffy pulled out of the kiss to stare down to where Zoro's dick should be.

"...Zoro where's your dick?" Luffy questioned.

Zoro smirked.

Luffy glared "BASTARD! THAT'S CHEATING! IF YOU DON'T HAVE ONE HOW DO I-" Zoro quickly cut him off with another kiss. Luffy inwardly sighed but returned the kiss.

Once Zoro was back to normal, Luffy was definatly going to have fun!

.o0O0o.

After the bath, Luffy walked/dragged Zoro back to the kiddie pool where they just sat and talked for a while. After a few hours, Sanji called the crew for dinner. Zoro was brought his dinner since he was unable to join them at the table.

Zoro silently ate the stew, which though he would never admit to the shitty cook, he was really enjoying. In fact, everything seemed peaceful, when you ignores the noises coming from the kitchen like screaming, yelling, crashing etcetera.

After he was finished, he lay back, although he ended up curled up almost into a ball, and fell asleep. Only the tip of his spikey green hair and the lower half of his tail was poking out of the pool.

The sleep was silent and peaceful. So peaceful that he didn't notice the approaching marine ship.

.o0O0o.

"S-SMOKER! CAPTAIN SMOKER!" Tashigi called as she ran across the deck, falling down twice in the process. "Is it true?" she asked.

Smoker nodded, "Yeah, see for yourself."

So it was true! They were right near the strawhats' ship!

"Well" Smoker started "I'm going to go over there to investigate. Try not to catch their attention." with that said, Smoker transformed into the element he was named after and floated over towards the pirate ship.

Upon landing, Smoker silently scanned the deck. The only thing he saw was a kiddie pool. With a tail sticking out of it.

Smoker blinked in confusion.

No he wasn't seeing things, there was indeed a blue pool in the middle of the deck, the tip of a tail poking out.

Out of curiosity, Smoker paced over to the pool. His eyes went wide when he saw what was inside.

A sleeping Roronoa Zoro... with a fish tail. His head was submerged under water, probably the reason he hadn't noticed the marine sneek aboard.

Smoker quickly changed one of his arms into smoke before allowing it to smother the man below him.

Zoro awoke to the realization he couldn't breathe. He gasped but no air entered his lungs, he squirmed and flailed in a desperate attempt for air, in a matter of minutes he was unconscious.

When Smoker saw the body of the teen slump over, he released his head letting the teen gasp loudly, taking in as much air as he could. After he was sure the teen wouldn't wake, Smoker hefted the body over his shoulders, turning his lower half to smoke and travled back to his ship.

When he landed, the marine ship was loud with mumbles and whispers, all about the unconscious merman carelessly slung over their captain's shoulders.

"Men." he started, "We leave now. Full speed away from the strawhats' ship, and prepare some traps, strawhat will most likely pursue us and he is going to be pissed."

.o0O0o.

Luffy now finished his meal, ran out on deck for another chat with the swordsman "Zoro! Zoro? Are you sleeping again? Aw c'mon you're always slee..." he stopped dead in the middle of his sentance when he saw the deck.

The pool was empty other than a little water, most was splashed all over the deck. Signs of a struggle of somesort. Though the thing that really caught his attention was the lack of Zoro.

And that marine ship off in the distance seemed more than suspicous.

ALL DONE! Well done this chapter... now I have to work on the next . Oh well~! Hope you liked this... you could always review! Whaaaat? Don't have an account? Well, you can leave annonymous (POSITIVE) reviews.

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