Me: Hello. I am so sorry for taking so long to update. I committed the ultimate sin of the fanfiction author: virtually abandoning a story with no notice. I've had it done to me a jillion times, and I still did it myself. I'm so ashamed of myself.
Shoulder Devil: If you're so sorry, just get on with the reviews already!
Shoulder Angel: You really should have updated sooner.
Me: Okay, fine. First review, from Kisa Kamio:
Hey, thanks for teh shoutout there!
ok, question time again!
Light: would you prefer your name to be Thgiarts Light? Then backwards it would spell straight, not im a gay.
L: HI! Do you find it uncomfortable to sit the way you do?
Misa: Where are you from?
Near: how come your hair is so white/gray-ish?
Me: No problem, Katie-chan!
Light: Ugh! Why do people keep making such a big deal about my name! It is a perfectly normal Japanese name! I don't want to change it.
L: No. If I don't sit this way, my reasoning ability drops by 40%.
Misa:
Near: Actually, I am an albino.
Me: Okay! Now for our next review from cheetahluv16:
Me: My Oc, Lila is here... Warning, she is INSANE.
Lila: I'm NOT insane! I'm special in disturbing ways! Anyways, I'm the one asking to questions... AND I BRING GIFTS!
BB- how do I make the voices in my head stop talking? -gives jam-
Near- ...This is not a question, but I think you're cute-blushes and hands over HUGE puzzle- I-I hope you like it... Can we be friends?
Mello- HOW do you wear leather pants? They hurt for GIRLS! So for a guy it should be UNBARABLE! Unless there's not much down there... Maybe those guns ARE compensating for something... Anyways, here's a chocolate bar. RANDOM FACT! The average chocolate bar has 3-7 insect legs melted into it, so you can neither see not taste them!
Matt- What up with the fur vest? I'll admit, it's nice, but doesn't that thing get HOT in the summer? You and Mello are into painful fashion, aren't you? Here's 5 new video games.
Ryuk- ...Why do you wear heart-shaped earrings? Anyways, here's 16 apples ^^
L- Here's my candy from Halloween. I, unfortunately, can't handle sugar very well and end up acting like a chipmunk on crack when I have it -sad sigh- So...Here...
Misa: I HATE YOU! You killed my DAD! He was accused of murder,and though there qwas NO evidence against him, YOU DECIDED HE WAS A MURDERER ANBD KILLED HIM! I HATE YOU!
Light- ...-pokes cheek- Bloop.
BB: I don't know how to make them go away. You should try listening to them, though, they have some pretty good ideas. Thanks for the jam. (eats jam)
Near: I am sorry, but my position as the current L leaves me with no time for friends. I do appreciate the puzzle, though.
Mello: I am too obsessed with my rivalry with Near and chocolate to notice such petty things as physical pain. (munches chocolate bar)
Matt: Um…I don't always wear this vest. It does get kind of hot, but I'm used to it. Thanks for the games.
Ryuk: (too busy eating apples to say anything)
Me: (sweatdrop)
Ryuk: (swallowing) Oh, I just think they look cool.
Me: You…ate 16 apples…in 30 seconds.
Ryuk: So?
Me: (sweatdrop grows)
L: Thank you. (accepts candy)
Misa: Um…sorry?
Me: How is that possible…oh wait you're an OC, not a person in my reality.
Light: (sighs)
Me: Well I would try to say something humorous, but this update is late enough already. Review please!