Me: Hello my loyal readers! You have given me reviews, and so I shall inflict them on these hapless characters! This next batch is particularly crazy…

Shoulder Devil: Mwahahahahahaha!

Shoulder Angel: Eep.

Me: Heh. First up, from ebosaurusxX:

Please do mind the OC's, Aki's a little 'out of it'
Aki: OH, OH, I have a question! *raises hand and waits for someone give her permission to speak*... *looks at Fuyu and grins*
Fuyu: Go on then...
Aki: Oh, right *lowers hand*. I think Mello and Matt should have babies!
Fuyu: Okay, one that wasn't a question... and two it's physically impossible for two men to have babies...
Aki: Matt's a man? = - = no need to be so mean anyway, you wouldn't know, you don't believe! I have another question.
Fuyu: Go on then... Whispers: sorry about her.*Nods*
Aki: Is Near naturally a sheep, or was he born that way?
Fuyu: . . . *facepalms* I'll ask the next one. Yagami, have you ever thought that any of the 'criminals' you are killing could potentially be innocent? Does that not consume you with guilt... you should feel terrible... the children Yagami THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
Aki: . . . creep *tries to chew L's hair* ... I still think Matt and Mello should have babies, and good luck digesting that grass Near, although Fuyu told me eating grass was wrong... -
Fuyu: Shut up!
Aki: Sorry.

Me: Hmm. Another review with questions by an OC.

Near: …I am not a sheep. Why would she think that?

Me: Well, she's insane. That explains a lot.

Mello: …

Matt: …

Me: Um, that' as a comment, not a question. You don't have to dignify that with a response.

Light: Well, the probability that any given criminal will be innocent is small enough that…

Me: But there's still a chance, murderer!

Light: Maybe, but think of all the lives saved by people being too terrified of me to commit crimes.

L: Get away from my hair.

Me: Okay, crazy is good, but Aki-chan is maybe a little too crazy. Next review is from XXForrestStarXX:

Near: what if someone kicked that little city of cards you made down?
Mello: have you ever thought of wearing that phantom of the opera mask on that side of your face? and then a cape? and then sing?
Light: Did you ever think of just stuffing L with sweets until he imploded? That would have been easier.
L Panda: do you ever wear eye liner? ... or shoes?
BB: JELLY FTW!

Near: I would rebuild it. I mean, it's not like it was intended to be permanent. The whole point is to give my hands something to do.

Mello: No. Why would I do that? Do I look like the phantom?

Light: Thought of it and tried it. It didn't work. L has a ridiculously high tolerance for sweets.

L: I am not a panda. Eye liner? Do you mean concealer? With the bags under my eyes, I wouldn't need eye liner. As for shoes, I do wear them occaisionally.

Beyond Birthday: …what?

Me: Meh, just someone being crazy, as usual. Ignore her. The next three reviews, (she has a good reason) from cheetahluv16, contains the original craziness from last chapter.

Lila here! So, uh... Yeah! Questions!
Near: If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
Mello: How do you get your hair so shiny and soft?
L: What is your IQ level?
Misa: ...I still hate you.
Matt: Can I have a hug? ^^
Light: ...-flips his hair- Flooooosh... Always wanted to do that.
Ryuk: What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen? Being a shinigami, I'm sure you've seen plenty of amazingly messed up stuff.
RANDOM FACT OF THE REVIEW! The fear of long words is ! I'm not sure if that's the spelling, but that's how it's pronounced! Try saying it in different accents! It's fun! Except for the people with said fear... for them it's just scarring.

I just checked my last review, and it deleted what the fear of long words is! So I shall try to re-type it.

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HOORAY!

It won't let me type out the full word, but do not despair! (though I doubt you really care) I shall break it up! Just remove the spaces!

Hope it works...

Near: I would be able to change my appearance at will so I could go out in public without compromising my identity.

Shoulder Devil: Ah, but for that you'd need social skills.

Shoulder Angel: Really? You have no manners and you seem to get by just fine.

Shoulder Devil: That's totally different. I'm just a voice in someone's head.

Mello: It's just naturally like that.

L: Let's just say it's very, very high.

Misa: ;_;

Matt: Um, okay, I guess. (hugs)

Light: Stop messing with my hair.

L: You have no right to complain. Aki tried to chew my hair.

Ryuk: You're right, I have. But in truth, nothing that happens in the shinigami realm could top the strange things that humans do. What we do that seems strange to you, seems commonplace to us. What you don't even question seems the epitome of weirdness to us.

Me: Cool! Thanks for the word, I'm always up for building my lexicon (vocabulary). Okay, bewarethedark, you're up next!

Lets see...L: what would u say your fave drink is? Near: what is your fave toy? Light:... I AM YOUR LOYAL FOLLOWER KIRASAMA...oh btw what do you like to read? (sweatdrops) Mello: don't listen to any of them I love chocolate too!...what is your fave kind?

L: I don't really have one.

Near: I would have to say the blank puzzle.

Light: Excellent. Even in a universe where I don't exist I have followers!

Me: (shudders)

Mello: I don't really have a favorite…if it's chocolate I'll eat it.

Me: Okay! My computer class is almost over, and since I lost my thumbdrive and made you all wait so long for this chapter, I want to finish this today. Last review is from my annoying little brother, Sheepking:

Hi, it's MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Questions has I!
First, for L: Did you know the cake is a lie? DID YOU?
Second, for MarshMello: Do you like marshmellos?
Third, for Ryuk: If you like apples, do you like candy apples even moars?
Fourth and last (D:), for Mello (again): You. Atem from Yu-Gi-Oh. Leather-Pants-Off. NOW!

L: …What?

Me: "The cake is a lie" is an internet meme thing that's been going around that my brother likes.

L: Ah.

Mello: Don't call me marshmello! Yeah, I like them.

Ryuk: Yes. It's an apple, only awesomer.

Me: (enthusiastically) Yeah! (poofs in Abridged Atem)

(Atem and Mello stand around looking extremely sexy in leather pants. Both are so hot, no winner is determined)

Okay, that's all for now! Review please!