Me: Look, I know I haven't updated in a long time, but I have a very good reason! It's almost the end of the school year, and studying for tests has left me with little time to devote to my stories. I know there are a lot of people reading my Q&A's, but school has to come first. But I'm updating now, and our first review is from cheetahluv16:

Me: GYAAAAH! One of you! Date Lila!
Lila: -_-; Please excuse her... She has recently rekindled her obsession for cannonXoc pairings... It's quite bothersome.
Me: Oh, you know you're lonely, Lila! You're parents are dead, you've never been with a boy, and the only friend you've ever had is a lion from the zoo!
Lila: I know 43 ways to kill someone with nothing but toothpicks, rubber cement, and a feathered boa, so I suggest you shut up... or else I'll make you.
Me: Fine, but one last thing... ANY OF YOU! Will you date Lila?
Lila: I hardly know them!
Me: BYE!

Shoulder Angel: ^_^' Yes…that can be quite bothersome.

Me: Well…no questions, so let's move along. Our next review, from XxAndyxCadexX, actually has questions!

Hey! I'm Andy's OC Avaa :D
You mentioned earlier you needed names for Shoulder Devil and Shoulder Angel? I have a few :)
Tenshi: Japanese for Angel.
Akuma: Japanese for Devil.
If you don't like them it's ok :3
BTW I'm not crazy like other reviewers. *twitches* Maybe...
Near: Dude. You have to MAKE TIME for a Social Life. Me. You. Friday night. I'll bring you by force if I have to. Got it?
L: Do you still have a crush on Misa? *winks*
Misa: DUN DUN DUN. You just found out L is Kira. Would you dump Light for him?
Light: I respect you, dude! *hugs* I personally think your awesome and your psycho laugh is sexy!
Matt: Do YOU have time for a SOCIAL LIFE? *glares at Near*

Me: Actually those are pretty cool! Definitely better than some others I've received. As for the crazy, don't worry! All the interesting people are at least a little crazy.

Near: Note to self: make security system fangirl-proof.

Me: Can you afford that?

Near: I could afford to throw thousands of dollars out to the public to cover my escape once. I think I can afford to improve my security system.

Me: Yeah, but…I'm not sure that "fangirl-proof" exists.

Near: …scary.

Me: I know, right?

L: I never did. I was only joking.

Misa: No! Light trumps Kira every time!

Light: …Thanks?

Matt: No, not really, but I have one anyway. (smirks)

Me: Last review! From SongOfTheShadows:

This is really good. Please continue. I have a question based off of a political qoute. L if you had a plate of vegetables, Light (Kira), and the inventor of shoes. You only had a gun with 2 bullets. Who would you shoot?

L: None of them. The vegetables I would just ignore, shoes are a universal constant so there is no one inventor of them, and Kira's demise needs to be a matter of worldwide justice, not personal revenge.

Me: Well spoken, L! Well, that's all for now, so please review on your way out!