Here's chapter four of Xanna. Enjoy.

Xanna woke up on the sand the next day. She sat up and yawned. 'Why am I here?' She turned her head and saw Akazil and Makaza. They had fallen asleep too. Akazil was laying on top of Makaza's back. 'Oh yeah…'

'Damn. Now we'll never know who won.'

'Oh well.' Xanna yawned and laid back down on the sand to sleep for just a little while longer. But she was wide awake when she heard Akazil screaming. "Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!!!!!!!!!!"

"Shut up, Akazil! I'm tryin' to sleep." Makaza said, his eyes shut. "Ow! Ow! Ow! Get it off!" Akazil said as he ran around in circles. "What's wro-" Xanna was saying, but then saw the problem. There was a crab on Akazil's butt. "Oh. That's why you're screaming in pain."

"What? Why is he screaming?" Makaza said and sat up to see. He saw the crab and started to laugh. "Haha! You have crabs!"

"Shut up and get it off me!"

"And ruin all this fun? I don't think so."

"You're a bas- OW! It's pinching even harder now!" Akazil continued to run around in circles, screaming in pain. Xanna sighed. "Makaza, hold him down while I get the crab."

"But it's so funny…" Xanna gave him a 'Do it now or else you'll die' look. He sighed this time. "Fine. Akazil, stay still." Akazil couldn't hear what Makaza had said because he was screaming so loud. "Akazil, I said stay still!" Makaza repeated. He ended up tackling his brother to keep him still. "Okay Xanna, come get the crab"

'The nerve of these boys! Trying to give you crabs!'

'Shut the hell up.' Xanna walked over to the guys. She put both hands on the crab. "Okay Akazil, this won't hurt at all." Xanna yanked the crab off, making the pain much, much worse. After she yanked it off, she threw it back into the ocean. She could've sworn that she heard it yell 'Wheeee'. "OW! Son of a bitch! You said it wouldn't hurt!"

"It didn't hurt me." Xanna said innocently. Makaza laughed and wiped a tear from his eye. "Classic." Akazil stood up and rubbed his butt. "Ow. I think it's gonna be sore for at least a week."

"Well, I know first aid. I could make it to where it would only hurt for a couple hours." Both of the guys looked at Xanna. 'Smart idea. Tell him that you have first aid when he has an injured ass. You know, I'm starting to think that you wanna get raped!' Xanna blushed when Ixxy had told her what she said to the guys. "Um…uh…" She stammered. Makaza looked back and forth between her and Akazil. 'That lucky bastard! Wait…maybe…' - "Xanna, I'm injured too!" He complained. Akazil looked at Makaza. "What? I am." Akazil rolled his eyes. "Whatever."

"I am! I still have bruises from when you punched me yesterday!"

"So?"

"Oh, right, you do, don't you?" Xanna said. Makaza nodded with a pathetic look on his face. Xanna walked right passed Akazil and straight to Makaza. She lifted up his sleeve to look at his bruises. "Aww, you poor thing."

"Poor thing?! I have bruises too! And an injured ass!"

"I know and I'll fix it in a second. Just be patient." Xanna said and waved her hand passively at Akazil. While she was fixing Makaza's bruises with her first-aid, Makaza looked at his brother and stuck his tongue out. Akazil's eye twitched, Xanna didn't notice. "There. Your bruises are now fixed." Makaza rubbed his arm and smiled at Xanna. "Thanks Xanna. You're the best." He said and gave her a big hug. "Ahem." Akazil said, tapping his foot. Makaza looked at Akazil through the corner of his eye, glaring as he did. He sighed and let go of Xanna, pouting a little after he did. Xanna walked over to Akazil. "Alright Akazil, let me see your bruises."

'And ass.'

'Shut up…just shut the hell up…please.' Xanna lifted up his sleeve to reveal his bruises. Ixxy whistled. 'Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, booooooooooooooooooooooooy. You're buff.' Xanna tried to ignore the blush on her face as she fixed Akazil's bruises. When she was done, she gulped. "D-do you… Do you still need me to look at the pinch?"

"Probably. But don't. For both of our sake." Xanna mentally sighed in relief. 'Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I wanted to see what the rest of him looked like.' Xanna blushed. "Why so red?" Akazil laughed. "N-nothing."

'I think I've changed my opinion on Akazil. Well, not really. But now I just wanna-'

'Finish that sentence and I swear I'm getting brain surgery!'

'Fine. I'll just drool over him in silence.'

'Good.' After that, Ixxy did start drooling. 'I didn't think you were serious about it…' Ixxy didn't pay any attention. She continued to drool.

"So, shall we continue to 'quest'?" Akazil said. "I don't really feel like questing." Makaza said and laid down on the sand. "Well, I do. So Xanna and I are going questing." Makaza stood up. "Xanna's staying here to chill out with me."

"Xanna's going to quest with me!"

"She's staying here with me!"

"Questing!"

"Staying!"

"Questing!"

"Staying!"

"Don't I get a say in this?"

"No!" They yelled. "Okay…"

"Questing!"

"Staying!"

'No matter how hot Akazil looks, I think you should just back away slowly.'

'I actually agree with you on that one.' While Akazil and Makaza argued, Xanna snuck away. Slowly. "Questing!" She heard Akazil yell as she snuck away. "Staying!" Akazil tackled his brother and they gave each other bruises. Again.

Xanna had wandered somewhere else far, far away from the guys. She was sitting on a rock. Again. She sighed. 'This feels familiar, doesn't it?'

'Yeah, except I have friends that will probably be looking for me this time.'

'Right…'

'Think I should go back?'

'Nah, let 'em fight it out for a little while longer.' Xanna hopped off the rock. 'I'm gonna wander around a little more.'

'Probably a good idea, 'cause if you stay in one spot, that gives the guys a bigger chance of finding you.' Xanna wasn't even going to mention that Ixxy had finally stopped calling Akazil and Makaza rapists. If she didn't mention that Ixxy had actually called Akazil by his name and that he was hot, then she definitely wasn't going to mention that.

Xanna began to wander around. She had wandered into a cave and didn't even know it. A cave filled with harpies. 'Wow. This place looks pretty-'

'Deserted?'

'-Cool.' Xanna continued to walk around the cave. Then she found a chest. "Cool, a chest!" She said out loud. Which was, probably, a bad thing to do. She ran over to it and picked the lock. "Sweet. There's some money in here." Xanna spoke out loud again. By this point, a harpy had snuck up behind her, but Xanna was too busy looking at the chest to notice. Xanna took out the silver that was in it, turned around and bumped into it. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see you…" Xanna slowly looked up as she spoke and saw what she had bumped into. "…there… Uh-oh."

'It's only, like, a level six. You can take it on.'

'Yeah, but, can I take on twenty level six's?' Ixxy looked around and saw some more harpies peeking around corners and slightly hovering above the ground. 'Probably not… Run!' Before Xanna had the chance to run, the harpy that was in front of her attacked her. The other harpies joined in. She tried to fight them off but there was too many of them. They knocked her down at continued to attack. Xanna screamed in pain as the harpies clawed at her and bit her. 'Killed by level six harpies. How humiliating?' Xanna heard a noise and saw a troll and a tauren come out of nowhere. They started to fight some of the harpies. The ones that were attacking Xanna flew over to them and started to attack as well. Xanna just laid were she was as she watched the troll and tauren fight her battle. It took only a couple of minutes to kill them all. They high-fived each other when they were done. Xanna examined both of them. The tauren was black and white with black pokedots, a little taller than the troll, but not by much, had green eyes, black hair, big horns that pointed forward and a nose ring. The troll had blue skin, a blue mohawk, purple eyes and small tusks that pointed up. He also looked tall and skinny, like all male trolls, but this one was different. This one stood up straight. "Man, that was so awesome!" The tauren said. "Yeah!" The troll said. "I was all like 'POW' and you were all like 'BAM'. Man, that was just so awesome!" Ixxy rolled her eyes at the two strangers. Xanna stood up and walked over to thank them. "Ahem."

"Huh?" They said because someone had interrupted their 'awesome' talk. "Thank you two for saving me."

"You were being attacked by the harpies? We didn't notice. We just saw a bunch of stuff to kill and attacked." The tauren said. "Oh. Well, I was being attacked. So, thanks."

"No problem, sweet thang." Ixxy's eye was twitching. 'If you could give me control for just five seconds-'

'No.'

'Three seconds!'

'No.'

'One seconds!' Ixxy pleaded. 'No.' Ixxy pouted. Xanna ignored it and continued to talk to the troll and tauren. "Is it okay if I ask what your names are? I want to know because you guys kind of saved me…on accident."

"Oh, yeah, sure." The tauren cleared his throat. "I am, Mokoki. A level thirty-seven tauren shaman. I'm also a great ass kicker."

"And I am, Gishezpak. I too, am a level thirty-seven shaman."

"Nice to meet you, Mokoki and Gizhespok… Giza-… Gaza-… Can I just call you Gizzy?"

"Sure." He laughed. Xanna smiled. "So what's your name, pretty lady?" Mokoki asked and kissed her hand. He also used the angle to stare down her shirt. "I'm-"

'Being eye-humped.' Xanna looked at Mokoki. "Stop staring down my shirt, please." Mokoki backed away from Xanna. "I wasn't staring down your shirt." She shot him a disbelieving look. "Okay. I was. But can ya blame me. I mean, you're just so beautiful!" - 'And hot as hell!' Xanna gave him a very angry look this time. The look said 'I'm going to kick your ass'. "Sorry, miss nameless beautiful stranger." Mokoki said and kissed her hand once again. He also looked down her shirt again. 'Ixxy.'

'Can I?'

'Yes you may.'

'Yay!' Xanna's look changed. This said 'I'm going to kill you and enjoy it'. Mokoki backed away at this look. Gishezpak laughed and patted his friend on the shoulder. "You're in deep shit now, buddy." Xanna cracked her knuckles, ominously.

"Man, we've been looking for Xanna for about an hour. Where could she be?" Akazil said. "Well, maybe if you hadn't have scared her off, we wouldn't even need to ask that question!"

"Me?! You're the one that scared her off!"

"Nuh-uh!"

"Yeah-huh!"

"Nuh-"

"YOU PERVERT!!!!!" They heard someone yell. Akazil and Makaza looked at the direction where it came from. "Xanna?" They saw a blurr go flying by. "Blurr…yelling… It IS Xanna!" Akazil cheered, running off in the direction of the yell. "Hey! Cheater!" Makaza said and began to run as well. Makaza caught up with him and then ran right past him. 'Damn him for being such a fast runner!'

Gishezpak whistled as he watched is friend flying away. "Damn, girl. You have got a strong arm on you." Xanna giggled. "Thanks." Her ear twitched. "Did you hear that?"

"Hear what?"

'Duck!'

'Where?!' Xanna looked for the 'duck' again. Instead she was tackled. "Xanna! We found you!" Makaza said happily and crushed Xanna with a hug. "Can't…breathe…lungs…air…need…" Makaza ignored her cries for air for a moment. He just didn't want the hug to end. "Uh…dude? She's turning blue…and now purple…wait…you can turn yellow? I didn't know you could do that." Makaza looked at Xanna. She looked like she was about to pass out. "Uh…oops." He said and let go. She gasped for air. "Thanks."

"You're welcome." Makaza smiled. "No, not to you, to him." Xanna said and motioned her head toward Gishezpak. "Oh…" Makaza said and glared at the troll. "Makaza?" Xanna asked as she got back up on her feet. "Yeah?" The orc answered, his attention now back on Xanna. "What are you doing here? And where's Akazil?"

"During mine and Akazil's argument, we noticed that you had left. So, we started to look for you. We heard a girl yell pervert and saw a flying blurr so we headed for this direction."

"By 'we', you mean you and Akazil?" He nodded. "Then… Where is he?"

"He's…um…"

"Nevermind. He's right behind you." Xanna pointed behind Makaza. He turned around and saw his brother there. He was panting. "You…bastard…" Xanna gasped and ran for Akazil. "Akazil, are you okay?" Akazil nodded. "Are you sure?" Another nod. "Positive?"

"Xanna, I'm fine."

"Okay." Akazil noticed some of the cuts Xanna had received from the harpies earlier. "What the hell happened to you?"

"Huh?" Xanna said, puzzled. She had obviously forgotten about the cuts. She looked at herself and remembered what happened. "Oh, these. Just got into a little fight with, like, twenty level six harpies. No biggy." Akazil and Makaza's eyes widened. "Twenty?!" They said at the same time. "Yeah, but don't worry. Gizzy and his friend, Mokoki, saved me…on accident but we don't really need to get technical, do we?"

"Gizzy?" "Mokoki?" Akazil and Makaza said at the same time. "Yeah. This is Gizzy." Xanna said and pointed to Gishezpak. "Actually, my name is Gishezpak." He chuckled. "A troll that speaks normally?" Akazil said, very confused. "And he stands up straight!" Makaza pointed out, literally; he pointed. "Yeah… I had a strict blood elf teacher in school. Heh." Gishezpak rubbed the back of his head sheepishly. The guys stared at Gishezpak for a little while. He was just so tall standing up straight. He was as tall as Akazil. Which was very tall to Xanna since she was a very short blood elf. They stopped staring when Mokoki came back. "Ever heard of 'Just kidding'?" He panted. "Ever heard of 'Pervert'? Nevermind. You probably have."

'Probably heard of rape too. And jail.' Mokoki walked up next to his friend, who was laughing. Mokoki looked down at him, he continued to laugh. "Shut up." More laughter. "So, is this Mokoki?" Akazil asked, looking at him and wondering why Xanna would hit him miles away. "Yep. This is my good buddy, Mokoki." Gishezpak said and patted his buddy on the shoulder, and grinning. "Mokoki…? What kinda of name is Mokoki?" Makaza asked. "You got a problem with Mokoki?!" Mokoki asked. He was in Makaza's face. Pressing his face against Makaza's. He looked very scary. "N-no. No problem at all." Makaza started to slowly back away from Mokoki. "Good."

"His dad lost a bet." Gishezpak blurted out. Mokoki slowly turned his head toward Gishezpak. "Must you tell them that?"

"Well, he did ask and it would be rude not to answer." Mokoki continued to glare at his friend. Makaza wanted to laugh but was too scared that Mokoki would eat him to do it. Akazil, on the other hand, did laugh. "Something funny about that?!" Mokoki asked. This time he was in Akazil's face. Akazil just pushed him away with his left indez finger, still laughing. "Yeah, you just scared that crap outa my brother. That was hilarious." Akazil continued to laugh. Makaza wanted to attack his brother but didn't do it because he was still afraid that if he moved, Mokoki would eat him.

'I'm startin' to feel a little dizzy.'

'Probably from too much blood loss. You were attacked by twenty level six's just a moment ago, remember?' Xanna didn't answer. She just fainted. It took the guys a moment or two to notice because they were talking. Akazil was kind of cradling Xanna's upper half. Makaza was sitting on his knees next to Xanna. "Xanna? Xanna, wake up!" Xanna didn't answer or even move. She just laid there, unconscious. Gishezpak kneeled down next to Xanna. "Too much blood loss. Easy to fix." He said. "Then fix it!" Makaza demanded. "Okay, calm down. Geez." Gishezpak said and began to heal Xanna's wounds. It took about fifteen minutes since there were so many scratches and bite marks. "There. She's fine." Gishezpak said and stood up straight. "If that's true, then why isn't she awake?" Makaza said, staring at Xanna. "It might take her a little while to wake up. She lost quite a bit of blood because of those harpies."

"She's gonna be okay, right?" Akazil asked. "Yes. She just needs some rest." Akazil and Makaza sighed in relief.

Gishezpak looked at Xanna's face. He saw something on her face that looked like a bruise, or dirt. "Is that a bruise on her face or some dirt?" He leaned down to look at her face. "I still can't tell… Mokoki, can you?" Mokoki leaned down to look. Surprisingly, he actually looked at Xanna's face instead of down her shirt; seeing how pretty she was, even though she had a mark on her face."I think it's dirt…no, it's a bruise…or is it?"
Xanna slowly started to open her eyes. When she opened them completely, she found Gishezpak and Mokoki in her face. 'Of course…you wake up with somebody in your face. But wait! This time there's TWO people!' Xanna pushed them away from her face with her right index finger and middle finger and sat up. "Why do I always pass out and wake up with someone in my face?" She asked herself. "Um..." Gishezpak said sheepishly. "Because you're beautiful. It's as simple as that." Mokoki said, folding his arms over his chest, as if saying 'That's that and that's that'. Akazil and Makaza both gave Mokoki the 'dagger look'. Mokoki glared back at them. 'Good lord, they're having a 'Back the hell off, she's mine' stare down!' Xanna ignored Ixxy, shook her head, stood up and dusted herself off. "Sorry for getting in your face, Miss. I was seeing if that was a bruise on your face or just dirt." Gishezpak said, using his right hand to point to a spot on his right cheek, being a little mirror for Xanna. "It's probably just dirt. But just to be sure…" Xanna touched her face. "Ow! Okay, it's not dirt." She said quickly. "Here. I'll heal it." Gishezpak said and raised a hand to her face, she pushed it away. "I'm fine."

"Are you sure?" Xanna nodded. And then she stopped breathing. Akazil had stopped glaring at Mokoki and gave Xanna a sneak attack hug. "Dude, don't do that! You're gonna make her faint again!"

"Oh. Sorry." He let go of her. She fell onto her hands and knees and gasped for air. "Thanks." She looked at Gishezpak. "You're welcome." He said. Xanna stood up and dusted herself off once again. "So, what now?" Akazil asked. "We still have to help your brother quest, remember?"

"Oh, right. That thing still exists." Akazil turned around to address Makaza. "Ma… Makaza?" Akazil's eyes widened a little bit when he saw that Makaza and Mokoki had, apparently, gotten into a wrestling match without anyone noticing. They both paused when they were both about to punch each the other in the face. "Yeah?" Akazil turned around again. When he did, the other two continued their match. Everyone heard 'Ow's. "…I think we should just go quest in the Barrens."

"You can go quest in the Barrens all you want, but Xanna is staying here to quest with me." Makaza said as he sat on top of Mokoki's back, obviously the winner of the fight. Akazil turned around again. "Barrens!"

"Here!"

"Barrens!"

"Spa!" Xanna yelled. Akazil and Makaza looked at her with puzzled looks. "What?" They said simultaneously. "For the past two days," Xanna held up her left hand at them, her index and middle fingers were up. "you guys have been dragging me, and I mean that literally," She glared at Makaza. He looked away. "to wherever the hell you wanna go!" She threw her arms up in frustration. "Now I'm saying where I wanna go! And I wanna go to a spa or some place where I can relax!" Akazil and Makaza looked at each other, dumbfounded. 'Wow. You must really be mad. I would be too if it were me…wait…technically, I'm being dragged around too! Those bastards!' Xanna walked away from all of the guys and out of the cave. Gishezpak and Mokoki, who somehow got out from being under Makaza and was now standing next to his friend, stared at Akazil and Makaza. "What the hell did you two do to her?" Gishezpak asked. "Well…" They said. "There was a few days ago, when I first met her by being chased by raptors that nearly killed her because she tried to save me…" Akazil started. "Then the next day, I dragged her to Orgrimmar to meet my parents, though, she nearly got herself killed by almost falling off the tower from lack of food, passed out when we got to my parents' place, and woke up with my dad in her face then he started to talk about us getting married…"

"Don't forget about yesterday when we walked in on her when she was showering." Makaza added. "Right. There's that too."

"And later, I did drag her to the beach."

"Then we started to fight, so she fell asleep from boredom after the first three hours."

"And we fought this morning about if she would quest with you or chill out with me, which made her run off and almost got her killed by harpies."

"Did we miss anything?"

"No…wait, yeah! We nearly kill her with a hug every five minutes."

"Oh, yeah." Akazil finished. Gishezpak and Mokoki stared at the two orcs with wide eyes. "What the hell is wrong with you two?!" Mokoki yelled. They shrugged. "We don't know yet."

'Yet?!' The other two thought.

'So, are you sure that you still want friends?'

'I'm fifty-fifty on it now.'

'Well, if you still want friends, get new ones, ones that I'll enjoy hanging out with.'

'But if you enjoy their company, then I probably won't.'

'That's the idea, Einstein.' Xanna rolled her eyes as she kept walking. 'So, where're we going?'

'Silvermoon City.'

'Why?'

'Spa.'

'You were serious about that?'

'Are you serious about that question?'

'What do you…?' Xanna looked at her. 'Oh…right…pain…dragging…idiots… Gotcha. Wow, I can't believe I didn't catch on to that 'til now.'

'I'm starting to rub off on you. Just like how you're starting to rub off on me.' Ixxy's eyes widened. 'Noooooooo! I don't wanna be like you! You're…you're…. You're just you and I don't like it!' She said that last part quickly, but still showing her anger and fear. 'I don't like you either, but unless you somehow get your own body, we're just going to have to deal with it. Shouldn't be that hard since we've been sharing one body for fifteen years.'

'But do you know how many brain cells you have?! Not many! Know how I know?! I know because I've been trapped in this hellhole for years!'

'Shut up and take a nap.'

'I'm not even tired.'

'You will be once I beat you with a raptor wielding a bat.'

'How…how can you do that?'

'Picture a raptor with a bat, then picture me picking up the raptor by its feet, then beating you with it.'

'I'll go take my nap now.'

'Good girl.' A few minutes later, Xanna heard snoring. It was probably fake snoring but at least this meant a little time of not being bugged by Ixxy. Hopefully, Ixxy wouldn't bug her until after she was done spending some time at the spa, which would be three days from now.

That's it for now. I hope you guys liked it. Please review. If you do, I'll give you a gnome cookie. It's a cookie made out of gnomes. :)