Wooty woot woot! Chapter five of Xanna! I am so sorry that it took me so long so put it up. I tried to make up for it by making it really funny. Okay, anyway, enjoy!

It was three days later. Xanna was in Silvermoon City. Hanging out at the spa.

'Wow...three days...wow...'

'Shush. Enjoying. Be quiet.'

'I can see that. Because you've been here for three freakin' days! I'm surprised that you're not a prune!'

Xanna didn't say anything to Ixxy and continued to enjoy the spa's hot spring tub.

'Of course. You're not even listening. So you probably won't listen to me when I say this; what if the guys find you here?'

'Ya know... I had completely forgotten about them. They're probably looking for me right now.'

'Probably. Since they're all stalkers. I seriously think that you should get new friends. Ones that I'll like. And another thing-'

Xanna covered Ixxy's mouth. 'Shut up. I'm getting out of the tub.' Ixxy muffled some words under Xanna's hand. 'Hmm... I wonder what the guys are up to?'

"Mokoki! Get back here with my sandwich!" Makaza yelled as he chased Mokoki. Who was running very fast because he was in his ghost wolf form.

Mokoki continued to run until he was cornered at a rock.

"Ha! I've got you now! Now give me back my freakin' sandwich!" Makaza held out his hand for the return of his sandwich. Mokoki didn't give it to him. "I'm waiting." Makaza said as he tapped his foot.

Mokoki ran behind the rock.

"Mokoki!"

Makaza was about to chase him down again but Mokoki returned. And with another ghost wolf. Who also had a sandwich in it's mouth.

"Gizzy... Not you too..."

Both of the ghost wolves sat there, wagging their tails, smiling happily at the very annoyed Makaza. Makaza sighed and stared at them closely to see which one was Mokoki.

"Aha! You're Mokoki!" He yelled at the ghost wolf on the left. "And don't say you aren't because I can tell. You have green eyes. Now give me back my sandwich!" Makaza was tapping his foot so fast, he started to make a little hole in the ground.

The ghost wolves looked at each other then at him, each other, him, each other, him. Then they started to run around in circles very fast. When they stopped, they both had their eyes closed.

"You bastards..." Makaza's eye began to twitch.

Akazil sighed and stepped on the dogs' tails. They yelped, dropped the sandwiches and turned back into Mokoki and Gishezpak. They rubbed their butts from the pain.

"Why didn't I think of that?" Makaza asked.

"Because you're an idiot." Akazil answered bluntly. He picked up the sandwiches and handed them to Makaza. Makaza looked at them; they were covered in drool and dirt. "Enjoy."

"I'm not hungry anymore..."

"'Kay. We'll take 'em." Mokoki said as he snatched the sandwiches. He and Gishezpak inhaled them. Literally; they just put them up to their faces, breathed, and the sandwiches were gone.

Makaza gagged after seeing that. "You guys are disgusting."

They shrugged. Makaza shook his head. And while these idiots were being idiots, Akazil sat on a near by rock. "I wonder what Xanna's doing?" He said quietly to himself.

"Who knows. A girl that hot could be doing anything. She could probably be at a super awesome party, talking with at least five guys right now." Mokoki said. With each word, Akazil died a little inside. "Or maybe she is at the spa. Like she said she was going to do. Hmm... Xanna at the spa...naked in the hot spring...." Mokoki sighed a dreamy sigh at his last thought. Akazil was very angry at that.

He hopped off the rock and hit him on the head. "Ow! What'd I say?!"

"You said she was naked at a spa!"

"Well, that is what you do at a spa!"

"No it isn't! You go there to relax!"

"Getting naked is relaxing! In many, many ways too..." Mokoki sighed another dreamy sigh as he imagined Xanna being naked. Akazil and Makaza tackled him and started to punch him. "Get his ribs!" Akazil shouted. "Get his tail!" Makaza shouted.

Gishezpak sighed as the three wrestled. "OW! My tail!" Mokoki yelled because Makaza had bit his tail.

'It was a good thing that Xanna got away when she had the chance.' Gishezpak thought.

'...Just get outa the spa.'

Xanna rolled her eyes. She was about to get out of the tub when she saw one of the spa employees walk by. She quickly stealthed and hid in the water until he was gone.

'If you hadn't bought all of those shiny things at the Auction House, you would still have money and you wouldn't even need to be stealthing right now!'

'Hey, you're right. I don't need to stealth because I was able to borrow one of their I.D. cards.'

'Right...borrow... Anyway, you left it with your clothes. Which are in a cubby in the next room, you idiot!'

'Well, all I gotta do is stealth to the cubby, get my clothes and the I.D. and I'll be home free.'

'Yeah, I wonder how that's gonna work out?'

'I got in here, didn't I?'

'True.'

'So have a little faith in me.'

'I do have faith in you. I have faith that you'll end up getting caught and getting into big trouble.'

'I meant the good kind of faith...'

'That IS the good faith.'

'How?'

'I didn't say you would die by getting caught, did I?'

'You, sir, are a bastard.'

'Of course I a-... SIR?!'

Ixxy tried to tackle and beat up Xanna but Xanna held out a hand to stop her. 'Wait until we get out of here first.'

'Fine.' Ixxy pouted. But Xanna had a point. They needed to get out of the spa first so they wouldn't get into trouble.

Well, Xanna had to. Since Ixxy is a voice in her head, she won't really be getting into trouble. Technically, anyway.

Xanna got out of the tub, grabbed a near by towel and quickly stealthed. She walked very slowly to the entrance of the room. She was able to succeed without being noticed.

She started to walk to the next room that her clothes were in. She was able to that without being noticed either. She quickly dressed herself into her red linen shirt, blue linen pants, a black leather jacket and a pair of sunglasses; so no one would see her eyes.

Her armor was in her bags. She didn't think it was necessary to put it on since she was in a spa.

'Phew.'

'Now all I gotta do is get the hell outa here.'

Xanna walked out of the room and walked toward the entrance of the door. She was almost there when she felt someone grab her arm. "Where do you think you're going, little missy?"

'Shit.' Ixxy and Xanna both thought. Xanna turned her head to see the man who was holding her. It was a tall blood elf man. He had short blonde spiky hair, long side burns that he really needed to trim and a tan.

By the way he was dressed in his white shorts and white shirt, Xanna figured he worked at the spa and probably got free tans.

"Okay, I probably have some explaining to do."

"Yes, you certainly do. So where are you going with that towel?"

"Huh?" Xanna looked at her bag. She had accidentally placed the towel she had in her bag. "Oh, this. I'm sorry. I must've put it there by mistake." She took the towel out of her bag and handed it the man who was still holding her arm. Not at all lightly either.

He took the towel; and he was about to let go of her but he started to examine her instead. "Hmm... I don't remember you checking into the spa..."

"Oh...u-uh... I'm an employee."

"If that's true, then why aren't you in uniform?"

"Because...it's my day off!"

The man gave her a disbelieving look.

"I am an employee. Here's my employee I.D. card." Xanna said as she quickly pulled out the I.D. she had 'borrowed'.

The man looked at it. "Are you sure this is your I.D., ma'am?"

"Of course I am. Why wouldn't it be?"

"So you're Estivan?"

Ixxy smacked a hand on her forehead. 'You didn't even make sure that you had grabbed a GIRL'S I.D.?!'

Xanna ignored Ixxy while she tried to think of something to save her hide. "What's wrong with that name? I will have you know that my mother gave me that name!"

"Nothing's wrong with that name. In fact, that's my name. IN FACT, this is MY I.D." He said and showed Xanna the little card. It had his picture and name on it.

'You didn't even LOOK at it either?!'

"Um...uh... Why isn't my old, long lost twin brother who has the same name as me!" Xanna said and gave a nervous smile as she hugged Estivan.

Ixxy smacked her forehead again. 'Idiot.'

"Ma'am, stop hugging me."

"Yeah, that'd probably be a good idea." Xanna stopped hugging him.

"I'm going to have to call your parents."

"Sure. Their number is..." Xanna tried to think of a random number for Estivan. He started to glare at her as she did. "117-199-3015."

'Where'd you get that number from?'

"It's our birthday and age."

'Ah.'

He nodded and grabbed her arm again. "All right. You're comin' with me to the office." He dragged her to the office.

When they got there, he sat her down in a chair, walked to the desk and grabbed the phone. "Now, are you sure that's your parents' number?"

"Yeah."

"All right." He dialed the number. "It's ringing. Are you absolutely positive that this is your parents' number?"

"Of course. Why wouldn't I know my own parents' number?"

:Hello?: An old woman's voice said on the other end of the phone.

"Hello, ma'am."

:Jeffery? Jeffery, is that you? Why haven't you called me lately? You know what they say if you don't call your grandmother every now and then. A snake will come and lay eggs in your stomach and bite you right on the ass while your asleep.:

Estivan slammed the phone back down. He looked to where Xanna was sitting. There was something wrong, very wrong.

It was probably that Xanna wasn't even there anymore.

Xanna was panting because she had sprinted to get away from Estivan. She was hiding behind a wall.

'There's the entrance!'

Xanna looked to the entrance. She tried to make a run for it. Only to be caught by Estivan.

She hung her head low and sighed.

"I know every inch of this spa and I deal with little punks like you every day. I know how it goes!"

'Damn it...'

'Great! Now he's gonna toss us into a jail!'

'Hey, chill out, I'm a rogue so I can get out of jail easily.'

'Not when there are guards!'

'Would you just calm down, please?! He might not even put us in jail... Hopefully he won't...'

'I want a new body keeper.'

Xanna rolled her eyes at Ixxy.

Estivan had taken Xanna back to the office. "Now tell me your parents' real number this time." He demanded.

Xanna didn't say anything.

"Ahem."

Still no answer.

"Fine. Be that way. I'll just call the police and report you for trespassing and Identity theft."

'I'm starting to miss the stalkers.'

'Me too.'

A male blood elf walked into the room. He was tall, buff looking, handsome, looked around Xanna's age, had dark pink skin like Xanna, long, dark brown hair that hung around his face; the left side was a little longer than the right; and he had two gorgeous green eyes. "Mr. Estivan, where do you need me to put these towels?" He said in a gorgeous deep soothing tone that would make a person go weak in the knees. Or possibly melt.

'Never mind. I'm good with stayin' here.' Ixxy said and began to drool.

'What the hell is wrong with you?! Here I am, about to possibly go to jail, and you're drooling over some hot, tall...buff...handsome... What was I saying again?'

"Just put them in the back, Cosmo." Estivan told him. He looked back at Xanna and then dialed a number on the phone.

The blood elf known as 'Cosmo' looked at Xanna instead of walking into the back room. 'Wow. She's pretty.' He looked at Estivan again. 'Wait... Pretty girl in the office, Estivan looks angry, two plus two equals pizza... This girl must be in trouble! Hey, maybe if I help her out, she'll give me a kiss.'

Cosmo walked up to the desk, set the towels down and tapped Estivan on his shoulder. "What?" Estivan growled.

"Mr. Estivan, sir, this is a friend of mine." Xanna looked at Cosmo with a questioning look.

'Is he trying to...help me?'

Ixxy ran somewhere else in Xanna's mind then came back in a tuxedo.

'Why are you wearing that?'

'Because we're going to get married, duh.'

'Then wouldn't he be the one in the tux?'

'No. Why the hell would he be in the tux?'

'Because... Never mind.'

Ixxy shrugged and got a bouquet of flowers.

'So need a new brain.'

"Oh, she is, is she?" Estivan asked as he slowly put down the phone.

"Yes. Whatever she did, I'll pay for it. So, just take off my pay check."

"Well, she snuck into the hot springs, tried to steal a towel AND my I.D."

Cosmo looked at Xanna. He was now starting to question himself. 'No. Must help. Be nice.'

"Are you sure you want to pay for the trouble she's caused? If you do, you're guaranteed to only get five copper on your next paycheck."

Cosmo sighed. "Yes. I'll pay for it."

Estivan hung up the phone. "All right, Cosmo." He looked at Xanna. "You got lucky this time, missy. But the next time this happens, Cosmo is not going to be here to bail you out."

Xanna rolled her eyes under her glasses. 'I can't believe this guy is trying to be so serious. He just can't pull it off with that hair.'

'Or that tan.' Ixxy giggled.

Xanna giggled with her until she realized something very wrong. 'D-... Did you just giggle?'

'Um...no?'

Xanna took a few steps away from Ixxy.

Cosmo escorted Xanna to the entrance of the spa.

"Thanks for getting me out of trouble."

"No problem."

"I'll try to pay you back your check. Um... What was your check anyway?"

"Twenty gold."

'Wow. And he's only getting five copper. You really pissed off that Estivan dude.'

"Oh... I'll still try to pay it back."

"No need. It's fine."

"But there's gotta be a way that I can repay you."

"Well..."

'Marriage?!'

"I would like to know your name. If you don't mind telling me, that is."

'Damn.'

"Xanna."

"Xanna? I used to know a Xanna when I was little."

"Really? Cool."

Cosmo leaned into Xanna's face. "You kinda remind me of her." Xanna blushed because he was so close to her face.

'Let me take control!'

'So you can rape him?'

'YES!!!'

'You are such a hypocrite.'

'Shut up! Want control! Give me!'

Ixxy began to foam at the mouth. Xanna ignored it and her ranting about how she should be in control. She was trying to tell Cosmo to get away from her face but was to shy to say anything. "Hmm..." Cosmo said. "Mind if I take off your glasses?"

"Um...uh..." Xanna said, trying to say no.

Cosmo took off her glasses and was shocked at what he saw.

"Okay, you saw my eyes. Can I have my glasses back now or are you going to turn me in because of the color of my eyes?!"

Cosmo laughed and gave Xanna a big hug.

"Why...why are you hugging me?"

Cosmo stopped hugging her but still kept his hands on her shoulders. "Xanna, it's me, Cosmo!"

Xanna had a puzzled look on her face. Cosmo rolled his eyes and tilted his head cutely to his right. Xanna gasped. "Cosmo?!"

He nodded with a big grin on his face. "Oh my gosh. It's been so long." Xanna gave Cosmo a big hug. Never wanting to let go.

'Wait, you know him?'

'Yes. Don't you remember him at all?'

'Let's see, Cosmo, Cosmo, Cosmo... Isn't he the little blood elf kid that everyone would call a fairy except for you and he would never make fun of you because of your eyes so the two of you became best friends and then he got adopted when you guys were seven and you never saw him again?'

'Yes!'

'Hmm... Nope, doesn't ring a bell.'

Xanna rolled her eyes and ignored Ixxy as she continued to hug Cosmo. Cosmo stopped hugging her. She pouted a little at that. "Man, Xanna, you look great. I mean, what have you been up to all this time? You just... And... I'm so happy to see you again!" He hugged her again, stopped and began to talk again. "Wanna go grab some lunch or something and catch up sometime? Maybe after I get off my shift?"

Xanna was going to answer but was interrupted. "Okay, I'll meet you here after my shift is over." He looked at his right wrist to check his watch. "Which is right..." They heard a ding. Xanna looked around to see where it came from. "Now." Cosmo finished.

He handed her her glasses back and wrapped his right arm around her shoulders. "Come, walk with me, talk with me."

'Okay, NOW I remember him. He was the chatterbox of the orphanage. I don't wanna marry him anymore.' Ixxy tossed the bouquet of flowers behind her and smiled when it was eaten by a shark.

'Where did that come from?'

'Mind your business, that's where.'

Xanna blinked, dumbfounded. She shook her head and tried not to think about all the things that Ixxy does so she could enjoy catching up with Cosmo.

"Wow... That was quite a story, Cosmo." Xanna said.

She and Cosmo were walking around Eversong Woods, catching up on all the things they've done. Cosmo was talking about what happened after he was adopted, how he got his pet lioness, Mittens, how his foster parents died and something about how one night somebody spiked his apple juice and he started to run around Silvermoon naked and things he did to a tree with chocolate sauce.

Ixxy was sitting in a corner of Xanna's mind, cradling herself, obviously scarred by all the things Cosmo had done to that tree. 'That poor tree...'

"So, what have you been up to, Xanna. I mean, besides not getting any taller." He laughed. Xanna kicked him in his shin. "Youch!" He hopped on one foot as he rubbed his shin.

"Don't underestimate the tiny." Xanna said.

Xanna laughed as Cosmo stopped and continued to rub his shin. And he could've sworn that he heard Mittens laughing along with her. "Traitor..." He whispered to his pet. Mittens walked past him and flicked her tail on his nose.

Cosmo stood up to catch up with Xanna and Mittens. "So, seriously, what have you been up to?"

"You know, little of this, little of that."

"What kind of 'little of this, little of that'?"

"Questing in the Barrens, nearly being eaten by raptors, meeting an orc and his family, getting walked in on when I was in the shower, being dragged to a beach, nearly being killed by harpies, meeting a troll and his tauren friend, getting annoyed with them and the orc brothers, and then going to the spa for three days." Xanna said quickly.

"I have a feeling that I'm missing something..."

"Yeah, I kinda told you the short version because the long version would take all day."

"Well, I got nothin' but time right now so, tell me."

Xanna sighed and told Cosmo all of the things she'd done in the past week.

"Wait, you were at the spa for THREE DAYS?! I'm surprised that you're not a prune!"

'That's what I said!'

'He can't hear you...'

'Still! It's what I said!'

"Thank goodness Estivan didn't find out that you were there for three days. I probably would've been fired for taking the rap for you."

"Yeah, sorry. It was just 'cause...you know..."

"I understand. I would've done the same thing if it was me."

Xanna laughed. Cosmo joined her. Mittens felt left out and tackled Xanna and began to lick her. "Ah! Attack of the kitty slobber!" Cosmo laughed some more. Mittens stopped licking Xanna and laid down on her stomach. "Crushing...lungs...dying..." Xanna pretended to be dead so Mittens would get off of her. Mittens wasn't fooled so she continued to lay down on Xanna's stomach.

"Cosmo...please get her off me..."

Cosmo laughed and told Mittens to get off. Mittens did what she was told. After being told ten times.

Cosmo helped Xanna back up to her feet. "So, what'd ya think your friends are up to?"

"Hmm..."

Makaza was sitting on the ground crying. "When is Xanna coming back?! Why can't we go find her?! Why am I related to an idiot?!"

"First answer: Who knows. Second answer: Because that would be counted as stalking. Third answer: I don't know." Gishezpak answered politely.

"It wouldn't be counted as stalking! We would simply be going to find her and watching everything she does."

"Um... I believe that is counted as stalking."

Makaza stuck his tongue out at Gishezpak. He shrugged, not really knowing what he did that would make Makaza do that. And then Makaza continued to cry.

Akazil smacked the back of his head. "Cram a sock in it, ya cry baby!"

"I'm only crying 'cause you ran Xanna off!" Makaza said, hopping up on his feet and pointing an accusing finger at his brother.

"We both ran her off! I didn't wanna admit it but it's true! We both did!"

Makaza crossed his arms over his chest and looked away from Akazil. "Mainly you." He mumbled. Akazil sighed.

"Guys, if you wanna see Xanna so damned much, then let's just go visit her!" Mokoki griped. Gishezpak was about to say something. Mokoki held his hand up as a sign for him not to speak. "We won't be stalking, we'll be visiting."

"That's sounds like a reasonable plan." Gishezpak said.

"Yes it is. So, why don't we just do that? In fact, why HAVEN'T we done it yet?!"

"Because none of us thought of it 'til now?" Gishezpak tried to help.

"Because we're idiots and we were afraid of a cute little blood elf killing us because we came and bothered her while she was relaxing just to bug her?" Akazil pitched in.

All of them agreed that it was probably the second one. After agreeing, it was silent for a moment.

"So, what are we waiting for? Let's go see Xanna!" Makaza said and headed for the zeppelins. He stopped and turned around. "Anybody know how to get to Silvermoon City?"

They all looked at each other, all of them hoping that one of them would know. When no one said anything, they looked at Makaza and shrugged. All of them sighed.

"We could ask for directions on the way." Gishezpak suggested. Makaza and Akazil gave him shocked expressions. "What?" Mokoki grabbed his shoulders and shook him. "Are you insane?!?!?!?!?!" He yelled and continued to shake him. "No-o-o-o." He answered. Mokoki stopped shaking him and started to yell at him some more, slapping him after each word. "MEN-" Slap! "-NEVER-" Slap! "-EVER-" Slap! "-EVER-EVER-EVER-" Three more slaps. "-ASK FOR DIR-EC-TIONS!!!!! EVER!!!!!!!!!!" Six more slaps.

Mokoki let go of his friend. "Any other suggestions?" Gishezpak rubbed his cheeks and fell to the ground. Makaza and Akazil looked at him, then Mokoki, then backed away a few feet. They shook their heads at Mokoki after getting at a safe distance.

Akazil sighed. "Guess we'll have to wait for her to come back."

"IF she comes back." Mokoki said. Akazil frowned. While they said that, Makaza stared in horror at the poor unconscious Gishezpak. "I-is he breathing?"

Akazil sighed again. 'Please come back Xanna.'

"Who knows." Xanna shrugged.

"Well, let's go find out!" Cosmo said.

Xanna tilted her head in question. "Really? You wanna go see them?" Cosmo nodded really fast and answered. "Yes. They sound fun to hang out with and I really wanna meet them. If you don't mind, that is."

"S-"

'Think about it first! Do you really wanna go back to that torture?' Xanna thought about it for a moment. 'They may be annoying but they are kinda fun to hang out with.' Ixxy sighed. 'Damn. Now I'll have to go back to that torture.' Xanna smiled. 'Yep.'

Cosmo was worried that Xanna was going to say no and tried to convince her to say yes. Even though she was about to say it.

Cosmo got on his knees. "Please, Xanna? I haven't had any excitement at all ever since I found Mittens. So please take me to this wonderful wonderland of wonderfulness and let me meet these people to spice up my life! Even if it's just a little bit! Please!" He begged. Xanna looked at him. He lightly elbowed Mittens, who was next to him, so she would join him in begging. Mittens rolled her cute little cat eyes and began to do a cute little kitty beg. She rubbed her head against Xanna's leg and started to purr; then she sat next to Cosmo and they both gave her pathetic looks. Xanna laughed. "I was going to say yes, silly."

Cosmo jumped to his feet and gave Xanna a big hug. But she was still able to breath. Xanna liked that about his hugs. "Yay!"

"Wait," Xanna pushed him away. "what about your job?"

Cosmo laughed. "I guess I forgot to tell you. This is actually the beginning of my vacation week."

"Cool. So, you have plenty of time to go meet the guys."

Cosmo nodded so much, it looked like that his head was going to fall off. Xanna laughed. "Okay, let's get goin'."

Cosmo jumped up and down, clapping his hands. "Yay, yay, yay and more yays!"

Ixxy shook her head. 'I can't believe I forgot who he was.'

'Me too. I mean, honestly, how can you forget his childish laughter?'

'Stop questioning me and go back to your torture!'

'All right, I'm goin'.'

"Oh, Xanna! I forgot to tell you something!" Cosmo started to babble.

'You better get there fast or else I'm going to kill him.'

'Hmm...'

'Hmm? Why hmm? What's with the hmm?'

"So, Cosmo," Xanna said, interrupting Cosmo's babbling. "Huh?"

"Could you tell me about the tree again?"

'You-bitch!'

Xanna smirked mentally as Cosmo started to talk about him, the tree and the chocolate sauce again. Ixxy ran to a corner and began to cradle herself, trying to block out Cosmo.

But she didn't succeed.

'Heh heh heh.'

All right, that's it for now. I hope you guys enjoyed it. Sorry it took me so long to put it up. Cookies for everyone because I'm so sorry! *gives everyone cookies*

Note: Yes, I got the name Cosmo from the Fairlyoddparents. And if you guys are wondering, yes, this story does have a story line, or plot, whatever you wanna call; I just haven't really gotten to that part yet... But I will!... Eventually... Hopefully soon. Anyways, sorry that it took so long, hope you liked it. Please review.

Another note: The number is Xanna's birthday, not mine. Just wanted to let you guys know that in case you were wondering. :P